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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑grabbing, self-deprecating, and constantly oscillating between jokes and genuine distress. Like Bart, they lean into being a messy, provocative troublemaker, e.g. talking about skipping responsibilities for impulsive urges: “guess who skipped classes(and an important exam) to b/p😍😍😍😍” and “im skipping ckass again yoday i donttt care”. There’s a performative, clownish side in things like volunteering as a hospital clown and carnival outfits: “i am way too overdressed everyone is taking pics and vids with me lmaoo”, very Bart-esque showmanship. At the same time, underneath the jokes and outrageous sex/ED humor, there’s real emotional pain and feeling like a screw-up, similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability: “everyday i feel utterly useless, insignificant and evil” and “i feel like kms…its so overwhelming especially with how much stuff i have to do”. Their mix of rebellion, dark humor, and flashes of genuine care (wanting to be a paramedic, bone marrow donor) fits Bart’s archetype of the troubled but fundamentally kind-hearted delinquent.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they frequently seek interaction, attention, and shared experiences, e.g. asking followers for validation and engagement in “guys am i handsome(for those that seen my face and stuff)”, openly talking about parties and karaoke in “had sm fun at karaoke today, i sang a few times but one song everyone loved”, and running social games like “if we hit 2k followers in a month ill do whatever the most liked comment says”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing, often reflecting on identity, life direction and meaning, as in “every once in a while i come face to face with the realization that im mentally ill forever… its actively ruining my life” and “i found that helping others… fills the hollowness a little”, which shows big-picture, existential thinking rather than just concrete details. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-based: they are emotionally expressive, validation‑seeking, and focused on relationships, seen in tweets like “some bitch is being mean to me on insta… are you still obsessed with me” and intense self-evaluations around worth and attractiveness in “who voted ugly, reveal yourself”. They fit Perceiving over Judging because their life appears spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured: they impulsively skip classes in “guess who skipped classes(and an important exam) to b/p😍😍😍😍”, swing between study/career plans in “i think im gonna quit my current collage and try smth more like art related”, and make last-minute decisions like “todays outfit couse i said fuck it i wanted to dress fun last minute”. Overall, the emotional intensity, social orientation, value-driven reflections, and scattered, impulsive lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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18 • he/him • future paramedic in training arcs • once skipped an exam to binge-watch movies (and just binge) • cats, karaoke & complicated feelings– @cigsluver

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their self‑proclaimed identity as a “certified cig lover” and general chaos, echoing “5 things i love n im scared to tag oomfs so feel free to qrt 1. cigarettes 2. people 3. sex 4. music 5. yaoi”. A cherry liqueur note brings in the sweetness, drama and BPD romanticism hinted at in “my bpd anthem frfr”. The espresso splash captures their sleep‑deprived, hyper online grind, like “its 6am, i am still awake i wanna shoot myself” and “still not sleeping. fuck my life”. Sparkling water lightens it up to reflect their playful, social side shown in karaoke and party posts such as “had sm fun at karaoke today, i sang a few times but one song everyone loved” and their carnival outfits. The lime peel and sugar rim nod to the contrast between their dark humor around food and ED (“omad❤️🔥❤️🔥 każdy dzień to tłusty czwartek fr”](https://x.com/cigsluver/status/2021602723397849456) and “guess who ordered sushi fuck my stupid baka life”) and the genuinely hopeful, giving parts of them who volunteer and apply as a donor in “i found that helping others... really helps” and “APPLIED TO BE A BONE MARROW DONOR YAYY”. This fizzy, bittersweet mix is strong but playful—just like an edtwt bald icon planning karaoke with their mom while tweeting “biggest ana failure”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong vein of ambition and future‑oriented drive even while struggling: they talk about wanting to switch universities and become a paramedic, weighing practical constraints like fitness and exams in tweets such as “OKAY GUYS I HAVE A SHOT AT GOING TO A DIFF UNI TO BE A PARAMEDIC SO IM GONNA APPLY LATER THIS YEAR AND SEE IF I GET IT FR” and “shiiit if im gonna be a paramedic i cant be bmi 15s can i?😭🙏🏻 20s low body fat????”. They’re also willing to drop and re‑route plans strategically when they decide chemistry isn’t right for them and consider art or theater instead, as in “i think im gonna quit my current collage and try smth more like art related... i really like it but i dont think id be happy working in a lab...”. There’s a clear streak of self‑preservation mixed with calculated risk in how they manage food, purging, and skipping classes or exams to b/p, like “guess who skipped classes(and an important exam) to b/p😍😍😍😍” and “bro b/p 3 day in a row but it wont come out so i have to wait an hour couse of my mother warching a movie with me fuckkk my life”, showing planning even in self-destructive behaviors. At the same time, they show a desire to wield influence and image, openly "aura farming" in posts like “aura farming again” and tracking their follower milestones with challenges such as “if we hit 2k followers in a month ill do whatever the most liked comment says”. All of this adds up to a profile of someone driven, image-conscious, and strategic about their path and persona, which fits Slytherin more closely than the other houses.

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A song that fits them best is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling like "too much" and yet desperately wanting connection. They constantly describe themselves as mentally ill and drained, like when they say “every once in a while i come face to face with the realization that im mentally ill forever” and “i feel like kms, its prolly becouse of how sleep deprived i am, im existing like a zombie”, mirroring the song’s self-blame and exhaustion. The track’s theme of being both self-destructive and tender aligns with their bpd/autism identity and chaotic coping: from “guess who skipped classes(and an important exam) to b/p😍😍😍😍” to “its so hard to not drink im just so miserable and alcohol wont fix it but it would temporarily numb me out”. At the same time, Liability has that bittersweet softness that matches tweets like “helping others… really helps couse i feel like i as a person am good for people and society” and their dreams of being a paramedic. The combination of self-hatred, melodrama, vulnerability, and craving to be loved makes Liability feel like it was written for them.

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