Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Posts frequently about Destiny 2, Highguard, Trials, comps, and dungeon runs, e.g. describing promo matches and dungeon solos like “first encounter solo done”.
- Persistent grinder: Keeps pushing through setbacks like bad matchmaking, cheaters, and lost streaks, still talking about playing more Trials and comps, e.g. “Lost my streak because i had 3 solar warlocks in enemy team…”.
- Community engaged: Directly tags devs and community accounts, offering suggestions and feedback, e.g. asking @Destiny2Team to change aspects/fragments in “Hello, i wonder if we can do a little change @Destiny2Team…”.
- Humorously self-aware: Makes fun of own habits and mistakes, like missing a run due to adult content in “could've been first but i was watching Destiny 2 porn and got late a minute to talk with Saint” and joking about DaVinci skills in “i am still ass at using DaVinci Resolve”.
- Critical thinker: Offers specific design critiques instead of just vague complaints, e.g. discussing weapon stat damage in PvP in “Whoever brainstormed that weapons stat should add bonus dmg in pvp…” and map design in “Disjunction map… still feels as bad as it was…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and slurs toward players and dev decisions, like “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays.” and “what's innovative about this game outside of free diapers for each player”.
- Elitist tone: Bio and tweets often position self above others, e.g. mocking casual “audiophiles” in the bio and implying others LARP every game in “I guarantee that most of those who accuse him of that are LARPING every single game”.
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on what is bad or “slop” in games and players, such as “Shout out Destiny 2 for delivering us event game mode so boring…” and “I can't man how can you defend this shit, this is so boring lmao”.
- Public aggression: Calls out individuals/groups aggressively in public threads, e.g. commenting on players and community figures in “mysterious ban on BlueberriesGG due the death threats sent towards bungie dev incoming 🥀” and attacking playerbases in “Slop Riders fans in shambles crying…”.
- Crude humor: Leans on sexual and shock humor that can alienate others, such as “if there's any older woman that wants to be my step sister dm” and references to porn in “was watching Destiny 2 porn and got late a minute…”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy, with his hyper-critical, nerdy intensity and love for niche hobbies. Like Comic Book Guy nitpicking everything, this user rants about game design and visuals, e.g. complaining that “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays” and mocking people who care more about art direction than gameplay in “all of a sudden art direction is more important than gameplay”. His bio gatekeeps audio gear (“Your AirPods Pro is not a real IEM. Put down the IPOD and use a real DAP.”), which is very in line with Comic Book Guy’s elitist, purist attitude toward comics and media. The same snarky superiority appears in PvP takes, like “Whoever brainstormed that weapons stat should add bonus dmg in pvp should be publicly thrown off the studio and never hired into game industry ever again.”. Even when he’s joking about Destiny 2 porn or macro users, it carries that same sarcastic, world-weary tone typical of Comic Book Guy’s "worst episode ever" energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an Introvert (I): nearly all tweets revolve around solo gaming, grinding, and personal takes rather than social outings, e.g. describing playing alone after work in “first game after getting back home from work bro” and joking that no one wants to run a dungeon with them in “this is the first time i do this dungeon because no one wants to do it with me bruhhhh”. Their focus on systems, mechanics, and future implications over surface details suggests Intuition (N): they complain about broader industry trends and design philosophies in “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays. I bet most of those guys said many times previously that gameplay/gunplay > graphics” and critique Marathon/Concord as concepts in “Concord gave us nothing new beside awful character design... just modded Overwatch atp”. Their tone is blunt, analytical, and often harsh, pointing to Thinking (T): they attack bad mechanics and cheaters with logical criticism rather than empathy, such as in “Whoever brainstormed that weapons stat should add bonus dmg in pvp should be publicly thrown off the studio and never hired into game industry ever again. Just make the game be Destiny already, not fucking World of Overwatch: Deliverence 2” and in their bio dismissing fake audiophiles. They also show strong preferences, structure, and judgments about how things should be, indicating Judging (J): they propose specific design changes and rules in “can we actually leave these playlists forever in the game, but restrict bows, glaives and swords from the rest of crucible” and meticulously think about vault curation in “Question to all freaky #destiny2 #PvE players if there is even a reason to leave one of those in my vault, which one should leave (i am 1000/1000 but armor pieces alone are eating up almost 750 lol)”. The combination of solitary focus, system-level critiques, ruthless logical tone, and prescriptive views on games and players aligns best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Destiny makes you a schizo for being better than average, what does it make you if I’m queueing into your DMs instead of quickplay with my life on the line?
- You said you were late to talk with Saint because you were watching Destiny 2 porn — I promise I’ll only make you late because we’re arguing about ability cooldown nerfs and why World of Overwatch: Deliverence 2 is a war crime.
- You finally upgraded to a 27" 120Hz monitor and said you ‘get it now’ — let me be your emotional FPS upgrade, I swear I’m at least +60Hz to your mood.
- If Trials matchmaking can team-balance you with two swines and still not break your love for Destiny, I’m pretty sure you can handle dating one slightly washed guardian from Poland who just wants to watch your Highguard clips and talk loadouts.
- You’re sick of fake audiophiles flexing AirPods as IEMs — how about we put on a real pair, queue some Singularity: Order soundtrack-level bangers, and you can explain to me why my taste in games AND gear is almost as peak as your piss saber roll.
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Polish Destiny 2 sweat, casual Highguard enjoyer. Once missed a first clear because I was watching D2 clips. Opinions on PvP ready on cooldown.– @cin_Aamon
Your signature cocktail
The Flawless Schizo Highguard
This drink hits like a tilted Trials card and a top frag in the same night: strong, bitter, and a little unhinged. The high-proof rye whiskey embodies their cracked, no-nonsense PvP grind and rants about Destiny and other shooters, from “have you ever played Destiny 2 quickplay with your life on the line” to “2026 is the most insane year for D2, and yet it literally began a week ago”. An espresso shot represents the exhausted but wired vibe of someone coming back from work just to queue comp and Trials, like “So i came back from work and wanted to play some trials with my friends. Matched cheaters… and then got suspended” and “first game after getting back home from work bro”. Grapefruit peel bitters match their sharp, acidic sarcasm toward game design and playerbases, as in “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays” and “Whoever brainstormed that weapons stat should add bonus dmg in pvp should be publicly thrown off the studio”. The smoked salt rim stands for the constant salty commentary, but with a refined edge—someone who both sweats and analyzes, seen in “I fucking love promo matches… GG you know why” and “lobby manipulation (i just entered q after getting skull dragged to lower sbmm bracket)”. Finally, a dash of energy drink reduction nods to their wired, chaotic humor and high-tempo clips, like “comp solo q got me like this sometimes” and the self-aware madness of “Destiny makes you a schizo if you're better than average player”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aamon shows a strong mix of ambition, competitiveness, and ruthless standards that aligns most with Slytherin. He is intensely driven to perform and win in PvP, even joking about playing with life-or-death stakes in Destiny 2, as in “have you ever played Destiny 2 quickplay with your life on the line”, and he repeatedly pushes himself in competitive modes like Trials and comp, for example grinding promos in “I fucking love promo matches…”. He’s also openly scornful and elitist toward players he sees as casual or incompetent, such as calling out “Slop Riders fans” and defending griefing in “Slop Riders fans in shambles crying that these guy were griefed and killing them was unfair” and mocking people satisfied with UE5 “slop” in “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays”. There’s a clear self-preservation and anti-cheater edge too, where he wants cheaters banned to protect his own competitive environment, as in “Can we ban these guys @Destiny2Team please”, and he jokes about being exposed by stat sites if he faked his death in “If i'll ever fake my death, i'll be exposed by @destinytrack or @TrialsReport”. While he has some Gryffindor-like bravery in taking strong stances against game design and cheating, the dominant traits are ambition, a cutthroat competitive mindset, and a willingness to be harsh or controversial to get what he wants—classic Slytherin.
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Your song
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Aamon’s timeline reads like the inner monologue of someone constantly battling a broken system and clueless players, which lines up with the anxious, frustrated energy of Paranoid. He’s obsessed with unfair lobbies and cheaters in Destiny 2, complaining about matchmaking and bans like in “So i came back from work and wanted to play some trials with my friends. Matched cheaters... and then got suspended” and “lobby manipulation (i just entered q after getting skull dragged to lower sbmm bracket)”, mirroring the song’s theme of feeling persecuted and misunderstood. His constant rants about game design and player behavior, such as “Whoever brainstormed that weapons stat should add bonus dmg in pvp should be publicly thrown off the studio and never hired into game industry ever again” and “You can't satisfy these retards with anything else than piss filter UE5 slop nowadays”, echo the song’s raw, aggressive tone. Even his bio, attacking fake audiophiles and casual tech takes, reinforces that cynical, permanently-on-edge worldview that Paranoid captures so well.
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