Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for music, films, and ships, e.g. Fall Out Boy, Geese, Hamnet, McLennon, as in “I WEPT DURING HALF REAL GEESE IN TINY DESK CONCERT YOU ABSOLUTE BEAST” and “FIRST MCLENNON SIGHT HOLY SHIIIIT”.
- Supportive friend: Encourages and checks on friends, like “Semangat yah bocil bocilku jangan depresi @sergeihatesyou...” and calling themselves a ‘thermos pencair es’ in “nggak bakal awkward 'kan ada Juan. Dia termos pencair es.”.
- Community oriented: Enjoys sharing and discussing media with others, e.g. “This year im going to expose my irl friends to lot of queer medias” and setting ‘chatty bookseller’ expectations in “When you buy books from me youre obligated to chat a bit about them with me.”.
- Humorous narrator: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, as in “Doctor telling me i should stop eating ayam geprek... vs me ordering it just now” and “Gay and drunk as hell”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable showing strong feelings about art and life, e.g. “Got healed by staying over at my bestfriend's house again. Life is back on track.” and “When i die play this at the highest volume in my funeral please”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive reactions: Often posts intense, all-caps or instant emotional responses, such as “WHAT DID I JUST SHWJSHH^@&×@+*@?SJWJAJ” and “Wrap it up, man. That's my last straw, no kidding.”.
- Overcommitted fandom: Large emotional investment in bands and media may dominate focus, visible in long live-tweet chains like the Fall Out Boy stream from “BIG DAY FOR USER CINEMALING WITH JOE TROHMAN PFP” through multiple follow-up posts.
- Self-neglecting habits: Acknowledges health or balance issues but still pushes them aside, e.g. “Doctor telling me i should stop eating ayam geprek... vs me ordering it just now” and working while binge-watching in “Might have impulsively binge watched bridgerton... during working hours”.
- Melancholic outlook: Bio quote ‘which came first, the music or the misery?’ and tweets like “It's hard to see other people living your dream life (to be understood and get recommended books)” show a recurring, low-key pessimistic lens.
- Reliance on escapism: Frequently uses media and outings to cope, e.g. mood boosted by “watching bridgerton s2 and it helps boosting my mood” and needing best friend’s house to feel ‘healed’ in “Got healed by staying over at my bestfriend's house again.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read and sell books, and even call themself a "chatty bookseller," insisting that “When you buy books from me youre obligated to chat a bit about them with me”, which fits Lisa’s literary, talkative nature. Their tweets show strong political and moral opinions, like “Dont let this distract you from the fact that your billionaires eat and rape babies.”, echoing Lisa’s activism and anti-establishment streak. They’re intensely passionate and nerdy about niche media (Fall Out Boy lore, Mclennon, Geese, Bridgerton, Yellowjackets), with all-caps enthusiasm such as “ME AND MY PITT FRIEND IS SCREAMING RN LETS GOOOO”, which mirrors Lisa’s obsessive fandom for her interests (jazz, causes, books). At the same time, they’re emotionally reflective and a bit existential, posting lines like “Man alone measures time... man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures.”, very in line with Lisa’s introspective, anxious side. They also clearly care about their friends’ well-being—“Semangat yah bocil bocilku jangan depresi”—showing the same mix of tenderness and intensity that defines Lisa Simpson at her best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about hanging out with friends, being the social glue, and sharing experiences. For example, they describe being the one who prevents awkwardness in groups in “Masih keinget kata kata, 'nggak bakal awkward 'kan ada Juan. Dia termos pencair es.' KOCAK.”, and gush about how productive and happy they are watching shows with a friend in “I really am the most productive watching something with friends because 3 episodes of the pitt was done in the blink of an eye…”. They are clearly Intuitive: they fixate on themes, symbolism, and underlying meanings in media, like quoting philosophical and literary lines in “Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour… A fear of time running out.” and “'The bird fights its way out of the egg… That God's name is Abraxas.'”, and obsessing over queer subtext, ship dynamics, and meta-interpretations in Beatles biopic and Doctor Who tweets such as “Is anyone else detoxing just to retoxing or is it just me and this ship from dr who”. Their posts are strongly Feeling-driven: they emphasize emotional reactions, relationships and moral stances rather than detached logic, like the intense affective language in “I WEPT DURING HALF REAL GEESE IN TINY DESK CONCERT YOU ABSOLUTE BEAST” and the ethical outrage in “Dont let this distract you from the fact that your billionaires eat and rape babies.”. Finally, they show a flexible, spontaneous Perceiving style: they binge-watch shows impulsively during work in “Might have impulsively binge watched bridgerton season 4 during working hours…”, declare last-minute plans like “Im going to hole up at the library and read my book in peace if anyone calls me i wont be available…”, and excitedly chase whatever new media fixation or concert news appears in the moment, as seen in the flurry of live Fall Out Boy reactions such as “BIG DAY FOR USER CINEMALING WITH JOE TROHMAN PFP”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here exposing your IRL friends to queer media—when do I get my turn? I promise I’ll sit through every mclennon biopic frame if the post‑credits scene is us talking about it for three hours.
- You said when people buy books from you they’re obligated to chat—if I buy the saddest, queerest book you own, can I pay in full by trauma‑dumping and then taking you out for ayam geprek after the doctor says we shouldn’t?
- If Bridgerton S2 and S4 are your comfort watches and Geese Tiny Desk is your funeral playlist, can I be the mid‑credits scene where we’re gay, drunk as hell, and screaming about how sometimes whores yearn better than anyone else?
- You play guitar till your wrist cramps, hole up in libraries, wake up in someone else’s bed, and still manage to be the ‘thermos pencair es’ in every room—statistically speaking, the only thing missing from your life is a hopeless romantic to recommend you books and kiss you between chapters.
- You trust Mescal & Dickinson to deliver unbearable sexual tension as mclennon—how about we do a low‑budget remake: you say ‘John’ in your best McCartney voice, I’ll pretend not to survive it, and we can call it our own tiny lost media biopic.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bookseller who overshares about queer media, live music, and doomed ships. Once made a friend by arguing over which Geese song belongs at my funeral.– @cinemaling
Your signature cocktail
The Chatty Bookseller’s Gay Tiny Desk Sour
This cocktail starts with rye and coffee for their restless, slightly feral energy—someone who will bingewatch Bridgerton during work hours and still have takes ready, as seen in "Might have impulsively binge watched bridgerton season 4 during working hours bc today is quite slow…" and "Alright cat's out of the bag I've been watching bridgerton s2 and it helps boosting my mood.". Blood orange liqueur adds drama and a little angst for the person whose bio wonders, "which came first, the music or the misery?" and who melts down over films like "BAGUS BANGET ANJIR STARDUST 🥺🥺🥺 MY VIBE" and Hamnet clips in "Hamnet clips on da tl again its time to die". Honey-lime syrup is the sweet-tart warmth they bring to friends and oomfs, hyping others up in tweets like "Semangat yah bocil bocilku jangan depresi…" and finding healing at their best friend’s house in "Got healed by staying over at my bestfriend's house again. Life is back on track.". A dash of absinthe nods to their queer, slightly unhinged media taste and obsession with gay tension, from McLennon casting in "There WILL be insormountable amount of sexual tension between mescal and dickinson as mclennon…" to stagegay Fall Out Boy chaos in "#gayitup #stagegayisback". The glittery egg white foam represents the dramatic, performative flair of a self-proclaimed "chatty bookseller" who insists "When you buy books from me youre obligated to chat a bit about them with me." and lives for being just a bit extra while tweeting things like "Gay and drunk as hell" and "Naked with a book #BLISS".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Juan reads as a deeply relational, loyal, and quietly hard‑working person, which leans most strongly Hufflepuff. They talk about caring for and emotionally supporting friends, like when they encourage their mutuals “Semangat yah bocil bocilku jangan depresi @sergeihatesyou @reignrennagant @uikobpd @EvilSponjbob” and describe being the social glue in groups: “'nggak bakal awkward 'kan ada Juan. Dia termos pencair es.' KOCAK.”. There’s a strong nurturing streak in how they ‘heal’ by being with loved ones and reciprocally grounding them, such as “Got healed by staying over at my bestfriend's house again. Life is back on track.” and planning to share queer media with IRL friends: “This year im going to expose my irl friends to lot of queer medias”. Their attitude to work and hobbies is steady and earnest rather than showy; they talk about guitar practice with humble pride in effort, “Iam happy to get my first cramped wrist because of guitar”, and about holing up in the library to read in peace: “Im going to hole up at the library and read my book in peace if anyone calls me i wont be available thank you”. Even their joking about being a “chatty bookseller” who wants customers to talk books with them (“When you buy books from me youre obligated to chat a bit about them with me. Iam the chatty bookseller unfortunately”) fits the classic Hufflepuff vibe of warmth, community, and valuing simple shared joys over glory or ambition. While they have flashes of Gryffindor boldness and Ravenclaw intellect in their media tastes and critiques, the consistent throughline is kindness, reliability, and a love of bonding with others—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
A song that best suits them is Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. Their timeline is steeped in FOB references and Trohman/Stump brainrot, from calling someone their “#1 fob historian and trohmania” to live‑tracking shows with posts like “First patrick sighting since like, fucking christmas man. I cant believe it.”. The track’s mix of wry, theatrical melodrama and messy, romantic angst mirrors their own tone—giddy and camp about ships (“There WILL be insormountable amount of sexual tension… Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.”) but also self-aware and a bit world-weary, as in the bio “which came first, the music or the misery?”. Like the song, they balance pop‑punk humor with emotional intensity: tweeting about being a “chatty bookseller” who wants to talk deeply about stories (“When you buy books from me youre obligated to chat a bit about them with me.”) while also joking about being “gay and drunk as hell.” Thnks fr th Mmrs captures that blend of fandom-fueled drama, queerness, and bittersweet fun that runs through their feed.
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