Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, e.g. joking about paying 100 reais for lipstick in “seu que a qualidade deve ser impecável mas o dia que eu pagar mais de 100 reais num batom podem me internar ou me parabenizar pq ganhei na loteria”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses care and desire for closeness, like wanting someone to touch her chest in “queria alguém apertando meu peito estou passando vontade” and wanting to kiss a moot in “quero beijar um moot”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on sexuality and identity with nuance, as in “faz pouco tempo que me entendo verdadeiramente lésbica... ao mesmo tempo é libertador mas tenho medo de estar forçando isso de alguma forma”.
- Supportive: Defends others and encourages contact, e.g. defending a female caster during a technical pause in “povo no chat do vct não sabe ler pqp... a coitada tirando leite de pedra lá...” and inviting people to DM in “CLARO!! Pode me mandar dm!”.
- Candid: Speaks openly about mental health and therapy, like sharing psychologist switch and enthusiasm for psychoanalysis in “ATUALIZAÇÕES DETERGENTES!... descobri que psicanálise é vida... tô bem animada”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Shows spur‑of‑the‑moment decisions and frustrations, such as nearly buying “magic brownie” in “estou quase caindo em tentação e comprando brownie mágico” and ranting about bus line 629 in “demorei 1 hora pá pegar o 629 hoje pqp que linha maldita sucumba”.
- Self‑doubting: Questions her own feelings and identity, like fearing she is ‘forcing’ being lesbian in “tenho medo de estar forçando isso de alguma forma (???)” and feeling constantly criticized in “sou esculhembada por primo por amigo por ficante por olhante por todo mundo”.
- Emotion‑driven: Reacts intensely to situations, such as shouting in caps about wanting a specific idol in “QUE SACO EU SÓ QUERIA ELA VOU ME DESCABELAR” and expressing strong frustration with fandom drama in “vcs são chatos demais meu deus”.
- Overextended: Mentions fatigue and being ‘dead tired’ in “desculpa eu tô mortinha hoje” while juggling college, games, and social life, suggesting a tendency to take on a lot at once.
- Indecisive: Struggles with choices, especially about appearance, like conflicting hair plans in “quero alisar o cabelo mas quero botar trança mas quero ele cacheado meu deus eu vou raspar tudo cansei”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, emotionally intense, and a little overthinking but hopeful. Like Lisa, she’s outspoken about politics and injustice, jokingly wishing for change in tweets like “deus leva o Bolsonaro e volta com o pristin” and calling out company behavior in K‑pop discourse in “njz esteve mais que certo de se opor a hybe, pq é uma empresa podre…”. She’s introspective and open about mental health and identity, as seen in “faz pouco tempo que me entendo verdadeiramente lésbica… tô feliz” and “ATUALIZAÇÕES DETERGENTES! Mudei de psicologo e descobri que psicanálise é vida…”, which fits Lisa’s self-reflective nature. At the same time, she’s nerdy and enthusiastic about niche interests and games, like “não importa o jogo não importa a lore sempre serei ChuuGuevara” and “acabei de comprar Bayonetta por 25 reais eu sou MT feliz”, echoing Lisa’s passion for her hobbies. Her mix of romantic yearning and idealism in tweets like “queria namorar com ela” and “quero beijar um moot” also mirrors Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, longing for connection, and high standards.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re socially active online and joke about wanting affection, like “MANDEM MANDEM TO CARENTE”, their tweets focus more on inner feelings, self‑reflection, and niche interests (K‑pop, games, aesthetics) than on seeking broad attention, and they mention being nervous to talk to someone on the bus “fiquei nervosissima com ela sentada do meu lado e eu com medo de puxar assunto”, which signals social shyness. They show a clear Intuition (N) preference through interest in concepts, identities, and aesthetics over concrete detail, e.g. reflecting on their evolving lesbian identity and self‑perception “faz pouco tempo que me entendo verdadeiramente lésbica... ao mesmo tempo é libertador…” and obsessing over aesthetic styles like “simplesmente obcecada por whimsy twee irei passar a palavra”. Their decision‑making is strongly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotional experience, fairness, and empathy, defending others (e.g. the caster during a technical pause “a coitada tirando leite de pedra... e os cara reclamando como se a culpa fosse dela”) and caring deeply about representation and social issues, such as critiquing behavior in fandoms and companies “njz esteve mais que certo de se opor a hybe… empresa podre… mhj que é outra cachorra aproveitadora”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): they often show spontaneity and difficulty committing to one option, especially around hair and appearance “quero alisar o cabelo mas quero botar trança mas quero ele cacheado meu deus eu vou raspar tudo cansei”, and they impulsively consider things like buying “brownie mágico” “estou quase caindo em tentação e comprando brownie mágico” rather than emphasizing strict planning or structure. Taken together—introspective, identity‑focused, emotionally driven, idealistic, and somewhat chaotic in day‑to‑day life—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Miss ‘Bio UERJ, biologia/biomedicina, small boobs and can kinda sew a bag’… if I say I’m a rare species of lesbian in need of detailed field observation, will you take me to class or straight to a date?
- You said in your Barbie era all the Barbies were lesbians and Ken was gay — I’m just trying to figure out how to audition to be your new canon Barbie girlfriend. I already come with expansion pack: cuddles + meme commentary.
- You paid with your soul to do that makeup and still refuse to throw away an illuminator that’s older than you… if you’re this committed to makeup, imagine how loyal you’d be to a girl who takes you to a Bibi show and lets you kiss her on stage.
- You said your Twitter is just ‘bobolândia and lesbians’ now — plot twist: I’m applying to be the honorary citizen who goes with you to lose the 629 together, complain about the line, then make out while waiting for the next bus.
- You talked about finally understanding yourself as truly lesbian and how scary but freeing that felt; no joke, that was beautiful. If you ever want someone to celebrate that freedom with slow kisses, whimsy twee outfits, and co-op Bayonetta sessions… I’m right here.
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19 • Bio student @ UERJ. Part-time gamer, full-time lesbian disaster. Once lost track of time on the bus theorycrafting my next hair phase.– @cinnalitta
Your signature cocktail
Whimsy Twee-tini da Mona Lesbiológica
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with toasted coconut for a very Brazilian, chaotic base energy, matching her bus-rant vibes and Rio life like “demorei 1 hora pá pegar o 629 hoje pqp que linha maldita sucumba” and her love of batidão in “eu amo batidão e sinceramente não desgostei da música”. Pink guava juice brings a soft, fruity lesbian heart, echoing “faz pouco tempo que me entendo verdadeiramente lésbica… mas enfim, tô feliz” and her tweet “amo como meu twitter agora e so bobolandia e lesbicas”. Hibiscus syrup adds floral drama and a hint of tartness for her k‑pop and stan-world opinions like “quando era o top fazendo analogia a tá gozando na cara duma mina ninguem reclamava kpoper tá muito chato” and “vcs são chatos demais meu deus”. A float of sparkling rosé captures her dreamy, slightly over-the-top whimsy, inspired by “simplesmente obcecada por whimsy twee irei passar a palavra” and her artsy student life in Bio UERJ. Finally, a dash of edible glitter reflects her self-indulgent glam on a budget—she refuses a 100+ real lipstick like “seu que a qualidade deve ser impecável mas o dia que eu pagar mais de 100 reais num batom podem me internar” yet still serves, as in “servi”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong streak of kindness, loyalty, and protectiveness that aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They defend others instinctively, for example being shocked that a friend is surprised by their support in games: “uma coisa que fiquei em choque quando jogava com uma amiga é o quão surpresa ela ficava quando eu defendia ela, tipo? amiga LÓGICO???”. They also get genuinely upset when a woman streamer is unfairly attacked and emphasize how hard she’s working during a pause: “a coitada tirando leite de pedra lá pra poder cobrir o tempo todo de pausa e os cara reclamando como se a culpa fosse dela”, which shows a strong sense of fairness and empathy. They’re open and warm with moots and strangers, repeatedly inviting people to DM them and reassuring them not to feel ashamed: “CLARO!! Pode me mandar dm!” and “não precisa ter vergonha poxa, só mandar mensagem na dm”. Their enthusiasm about therapy and the care with which they talk about feeling truly understood by a new psychologist (“Mudei de psicologo e descobri que psicanálise é vida, ele é um fofo… finalmente consegui falar sem me sentir extremamente julgada”) suggests patience with self‑work and a grounded, non‑showy approach to growth, very Hufflepuff-coded. While they have some witty and analytical comments, their defining traits across the timeline are being supportive, fair, and emotionally loyal to friends, moots, and communities, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, because it reflects a confident, sapphic coming-into-your-own energy that matches both their humor and their self-discovery arc. They explicitly talk about their sexuality and changing self-perception, saying “faz pouco tempo que me entendo verdadeiramente lésbica… tô feliz” and joking that “no meu caso todas as Barbies eram lésbicas e o Ken era gay”, which aligns with the song’s unapologetic queer perspective. Their timeline is full of playful crushes and longing, from “queria namorar com ela” to “queria alguém apertando meu peito estou passando vontade” and “quero beijar um moot”, echoing the song’s flirty, yearning tone. At the same time, they cultivate a cozy, queer online space—“amo como meu twitter agora e so bobolandia e lesbicas”—which mirrors the sense of community and affirmation that Girls Like Girls has become known for among lesbians and sapphic fans.
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