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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a chaotic, sharp-tongued gremlin in the exact way Bart Simpson is: loud opinions, constant joking, and zero reverence for authority or fan consensus. They delight in stirring conflict for fun, like saying “Enough agenda posting let’s kill each other” and mocking fandom discourse with “Incoming tweet about how wuwa fans can’t take criticism from the most dishonest tweet”. Their humor is irreverent and often crude or horny, as seen in posts like “Cummmmmingggggg” and “Fetish video the breathing gives it away”, which fits Bart’s adolescent, boundary-poking energy. At the same time, they’re oddly passionate and loyal about their hyperfixations (Dehya, Mualani, Luuk Herssen), similar to how Bart can be unexpectedly earnest; for example, “I’ll make it my mission to main dehya in genshin pvp” and the mock-heroic mourning in “rest easy brother we have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla”. Overall, the mix of trolling, juvenile humor, and surprising sincerity makes them a clear match for Bart rather than the more responsible Lisa or the more clueless Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about solo media consumption and online games rather than social life, and their energy is directed into niche interests and analysis of fandom discourse, e.g. “Sometimes I like to look up ‘fanon columbina’ on TikTok for a good laugh” and “I’ve been in genshin pvp for a while and every team is either…”, which shows deep engagement with hobbies rather than broad socializing. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they constantly discuss motives, meta, and hypotheticals rather than concrete detail, as in “never think about the motivations of these characters” and lore/speculation posts like “The ghost of 5th sinner Rerir…possessing Neuvillette…”, focusing on patterns and concepts. Their style is clearly thinking (T): they’re blunt, critical, and argument‑driven, e.g. “This isint even that bad of a list but it does have some outliners like cyno being weaker than clorinde and Lisa…” and the call‑out tone in “Could have just said ‘Myron didint make that video…’ but you had to sneak in deceitful lies Kai”, prioritizing critique over harmony. Their spontaneity, constant shifting topics, and in‑the‑moment reactions point to perceiving (P): they embrace chaos and improvisation in gacha and PvP, like “30 pity on mornye 30 pity on columbina… but I have exams cumming up” and “Unethical arc starts now”, showing low emphasis on structured planning. Overall, the combination of analytical detachment, abstract meta‑thinking about games and narratives, sharp logical criticism, and loose, reactive lifestyle fits best with INTP.

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Gamer and analyst of pixels, patch notes, and plot holes. Once queued into a C6 whale in PvP and decided that was my peak esports moment.– @CIOwasframed

Your signature cocktail
Overproof spiced rum is the base because their whole timeline is loud, unfiltered aggression, from vowing “I’ll make it my mission to main dehya in genshin pvp” “I’ll make it my mission to main dehya in genshin pvp” to gleefully running into C6 whales in PvP “Id agree if there was a leaderboard but it’s for fun so me winning against a C6 is the biggest glory possible please keep on queuing whales!”. Blood orange juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter sweetness for their dramatic, ride-or-die fixation on characters like Luuk and Mualani “And for my good friend luuk herssen who they took out back and shot him to death, rest easy brother we have the watch.” and “Mualani C2 🔜 LUUK HERSSEN 🔜”. Blue curaçao mirrors their oceanic Hydro/Natlan obsession and the stylish gacha aesthetics they constantly dissect “She dreamed of this motorcycle during the 500 year travel then xilonen made her her dream motorcycle.”. Smoked chili-honey syrup captures how they alternate between unhinged horny posting and vicious slander, like “Cummmmmingggggg” and “this is for that one Russian who drew mavuikas head on a platter the edgy biblically accurate Angel columbina is dead and I killed her”. Finally, a fizz of ginger beer represents the chaotic, meme-heavy energy and constant PvP volatility in their feed “Enough agenda posting let’s kill each other” and their delight in metas melting down “The mids are fightinggg”, making this drink strong, spicy, and permanently in queue.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a competitive, agenda-driven mindset that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They openly frame their playstyle and discourse in terms of domination and victory, e.g. in PvP: “Id agree if there was a leaderboard but it’s for fun so me winning against a C6 is the biggest glory possible please keep on queuing whales! Here I ran cuz I saw the C6 but I took a character out and I might have done better if I picked food ovr 🛡️ 4 mav nuke #whalesarepeopletoo”, which shows ambition and a glory-seeking mentality. They also talk about making it a mission to main a difficult or suboptimal character in a competitive mode — “I’ll make it my mission to main dehya in genshin pvp” — a very Slytherin blend of stubborn ambition and image-building. Their rhetoric is often confrontational and strategic in fandom conflicts, such as “I’ll out dps you and take your sustain ineffa belongs to nefer fc now fuck you” and “this is for that one Russian who drew mavuikas head on a platter the edgy biblically accurate Angel columbina is dead and I killed her”, which show a tendency toward targeted retaliation and ‘taking sides.’ While they display wit and some analytical critique of game mechanics, the throughline is competitive drive, willingness to be ruthless in arguments, and a desire to secure status and narrative wins, all of which strongly align them with Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @CIOwasframed is bad guy by Billie Eilish, because they lean hard into being the antagonistic, unbothered gremlin in their fandom spaces. They openly relish being a menace in debates and PvP, from gleefully flaming Neuvillette like in “No genshin impact I do not want to see more GIFS and videos of Neuv” to lines such as “I’ll kill Neuv myself sit this one out dottore”. The playful cruelty and trolling energy in tweets like “this is for that one Russian who drew mavuikas head on a platter the edgy biblically accurate Angel columbina is dead and I killed her” match the song’s smug, chaotic vibe. At the same time, their ride-or-die stanning of certain characters, like calling themselves a “PvP dehya GOD” and posts such as “I’ll make it my mission to main dehya in genshin pvp”, fits the song’s confident, self-mythologizing attitude. Overall, they present themselves as the unapologetic "villain" of discourse, exactly the sort of persona bad guy revels in.

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