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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is smart, outspoken about politics and social issues, and also deeply online and nerdy. Like Lisa, they call out misogyny and lesbophobia directly, as in “Worst people you know say 'twitter lesbians' instead of just lesbians so they can be lesbophobic without extreme backlash” and “Well yes but that doesn't mean we can't call out blatant misogyny and lesbophobia can we use our heads”. They have a strong sense of justice and media literacy, critiquing fandom and fetishization in tweets like “Why are headcanons suddenly a 'fetish' when it comes to SA? Why do you immediately assume its a porn thing?”. At the same time, they’re an emotional nerd about games and fiction, similar to Lisa with books and causes: “I haven't sobbed this badly over a game in a while i'll say that much” and “Girl who got mental illnesses passed down from her mom: ON GOD YOU GOTTA PLAY CANTO 9”. Their combination of sharp moral critique, intense fandom engagement (Chainsaw Man, Arknights, Limbus Company, Roblox), and being precociously aware while still a teenager aligns strongly with Lisa’s archetype of the hyper-aware, chronically online gifted kid in a chaotic world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly engage with discourse, arguments, and group dynamics, showing comfort with public attention and social chaos, e.g. describing long arguments and drama in tweets like “Deadass might have had one of the longest arguments i have had on twitter im cooked” and joking about talking back to younger users on Roblox in “How it feels knowing you're gonna be 18 this year and won't be able to talk back to 13 year olds pissing me off on roblox”. They seem Intuitive (N): they frequently extrapolate from specific events to broader social patterns or media meta, such as their comments about misogyny and lesbophobia in “Noticing a trend that when people dislike female celebrities they just resort to being extremely misogynistic for some reason” and their analysis of fandom dynamics in “Worst people you know say 'twitter lesbians' instead of just lesbians so they can be lesbophobic without extreme backlash”. They come off as Feeling (F) over Thinking: moral and emotional concerns dominate—lesbophobia, misogyny, SA, mental health, and empathy for marginalized groups—e.g. “Well yes but that doesn't mean we can't call out blatant misogyny and lesbophobia can we use our heads” and their emotional reaction to Canto 9 and their mother in “I love my mom so much bro oh my god i'm so glad I'm alive with her today”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life and online behavior look spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive rather than structured—bouncing between games, discourse, and impulsive reactions, as in “I keep getting proship discourse on my tl get me out bro I DONT FUCKING CARE” and the self-aware overdramatic tone in “when i woke up today i started crying… and that giggling turned into crying (somewhat) happy tears, im very overdramatic”. Putting these together, their overall style—highly expressive, values-driven, meta-analytical about fandom and politics, and flexible/chaotic in day-to-day behavior—fits ENFP best.

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17 • she/her 🇪🇨 | Part-time media critic, full-time lesbian ship analyst. Once smashed worms with rocks, now I just smash discourse threads.– @CIPHERBOOTYSEX

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their chaotic, unfiltered posting style and love of starting discourse, like when they say “Deadass might have had one of the longest arguments i have had on twitter im cooked”. Passionfruit juice is the bright, dramatic heart-on-sleeve sweetness behind posts about their mom and Canto 9, such as “I love my mom so much bro oh my god i'm so glad I'm alive with her today”. The espresso shot captures their relentless online energy and late-night fandom deep dives—being "bored as hell" but still terminally online, like “Bored as hell”. Chili-honey syrup mixes sting and softness, reflecting how they call out misogyny and lesbophobia while still defending lesbians’ right to be loud, as in “I think lesbians have every right to be annoying actually”. The lemon soda topper is their shitpost fizz and gamer-girl absurdity—going from “My mom went through all this just for me to be gooning to lesbian omegaverse” to “How it feels knowing you're gonna be 18 this year and won't be able to talk back to 13 year olds pissing me off on roblox” without missing a beat.

Your Hogwarts House
They read as strongly Gryffindor: outspoken, confrontational, and constantly jumping in to defend what they see as right, even when it starts drama. They repeatedly call out misogyny and lesbophobia head‑on, as in “Worst people you know say 'twitter lesbians' instead of just lesbians so they can be lesbophobic without extreme backlash but you didnt hear it from me” and “Well yes but that doesn't mean we can't call out blatant misogyny and lesbophobia can we use our heads”, which shows a willingness to plant a flag in conflict-heavy topics. They also wade into intense discourse without hesitation, describing having "one of the longest arguments" on Twitter and then immediately pivoting to another charged creative act: “Deadass might have had one of the longest arguments i have had on twitter im cooked, i must draw lappland harming herself so i can be cooked somewhere else.”. Their tone is bold and combative, as in “But if i call you a retard im the bad guy 😕” and “If one of you doesn't snipe that bitch”, reflecting classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and a tendency to charge first, reflect later. While they show care for issues like mental illness and trauma (e.g., “God i wish people wouldn't look at me weird when i point out a part of a character's story can be read as SA, ..,, please,, im normal about it i like to project PLEASE😭😭😭🙏”), the dominant traits are fiery moral conviction, willingness to argue, and a performative bravery about standing their ground online, all of which align most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is girls by girl in red, because so much of their personality online revolves around being a loud, unapologetic lesbian and very girl-focused in their interests. They talk explicitly from a lesbian perspective, like when they say “Worst people you know say 'twitter lesbians' instead of just lesbians so they can be lesbophobic without extreme backlash” and “Making sure 13 year old boys know they got killed by a lesbian”. Their fixation on yuri ships and lesbian dynamics, for example “I go to 7 and then ask quanxi to get makima to come sit next to her so i can experience the craziest toxic doomed lesbian situationship start because of me” and “I miss makima more than anyone else #sorry”, lines up with the song’s obsessive, girl‑crazy energy. They also openly joke about gooning to lesbian omegaverse (“My mom went through all this just for me to be gooning to lesbian omegaverse”), which matches the song’s unabashed queer longing. Overall, their timeline radiates messy, emotional, intensely sapphic vibes that girls captures almost perfectly.

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