Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses absurd, self-aware jokes like “i have voodoo dolls of all my followers and anyone who unfollows me gets cursed for eternity and tortured btw” and long, over-the-top bits about Hugh Morris and burgers.
- Creative artist: Regularly posts drawings and doodles such as “just drawing shit #dextertwt whatever” and multiple commissions like “comm for @antibeaneverybo I GUESS”.
- Affectionate friend: Openly values friends in posts like “talking to my friends….. ❤️” and jokes closely with oomfs, showing social warmth and attachment.
- Engaged fandom: Enthusiastically participates in multiple fandoms (#DEXTERTWT, House MD, Tomodachi Life, Minecraft) as seen in tweets like “my entire tl is about tomodachi life i never thought id see the day #woketendo ❤️”.
- Self-aware transparency: Openly acknowledges behavior and emotions, e.g. “guys im sorry for hit tweet farming i need online attention im a sad little boy” and “if i ever promised someone a drawing but i never did it… remind me i have the memory of a fart”.
Weaknesses:
- Attention seeking: Frequently fixates on engagement and followers, like “lost 2 followers in one day…….,,, come back to me …… imsorrru come bakc to me” and exaggerated pleas for commissions in “PLEASE COMM ME… I NEED NITRO”.
- Self-deprecating morbidity: Uses dark, self-harming jokes such as “spotify wrapped youtube wrapped discord wrapped apple music wrapped my neck wrapped with a rope” and “i am am ill child and thos is the last xeet i will post . gootbye 💔”.
- Hyperbolic vulgarity: Leans on very explicit phrasing like “most like to fuck doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down”, which can come off as excessive or off-putting.
- Overfixation themes: Latches intensely onto bits (burgers, Hugh Morris, Kirk jokes) across many posts, e.g. multiple burger tweets starting with “been getting into burgers lately”, which can crowd out variety.
- Chaotic organization: Mentions forgetfulness and scattered focus, like “how do i make this fit in my banne woah did you guys see that” and needing reminders for promises in “please remind me i have the memory of a fart”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, jokey, and always online causing low-stakes trouble. Their bio calling themself “the ultimate anti gay war machine” and jokes like “spotify wrapped youtube wrapped discord wrapped apple music wrapped my neck wrapped with a rope” mirror Bart’s dark, over-the-top humor that’s more performative than genuinely cruel. They thrive on bit-gags and running jokes (burgers, Hugh Morris, Dexter), as seen in posts like “sorry for retweeting every tweet about burgers i love burgerposting #burgertwt” and “been getting into burgers lately”, similar to Bart obsessing over pranks and fads. Their attention-seeking and self-awareness, like “guys im sorry for hit tweet farming i need online attention im a sad little boy”, line up with Bart’s need for laughs and validation from an audience. At the same time, the affection for friends and niche interests, as in “talking to my friends….. ❤️”, shows the softer side Bart occasionally reveals beneath the trolling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, openly seek attention (“guys im sorry for hit tweet farming i need online attention im a sad little boy”), and invite interaction and participation, like the chain game in “ummm 5 things I like and anyone can do the same 😝”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they enjoy wordplay and absurd, conceptual jokes such as “instead of hivemind can we start saying hiveburger” and layered, meta references like “me when i reach a state of flowkirkuinelity while sipping a matcha latte with my dubai chocolate labubu while talking to my bestie chat gpt and posting on x in 67 ak (after kirk)”, which focus more on ideas and patterns than concrete details. They come across as Feeling-oriented: they prioritize relationships and emotional expression in tweets like “1 talking to my friends….. ❤️” and react strongly to media and events (“yall do NOT watch dexter s4 finale im fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️”), and they playfully defend queer identities with emotional resonance in “mfs be like ‘being gay isnt natural 😠😠😠’ ok well last i checked it was Homo sapiens not Hetero sapiens”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they are spontaneous, frequently changing layouts (“#NewProfilePic ok new layout for real now Bye”), joking about losing followers (“lost 2 followers in one day…….,,, come back to me ……”), and admitting forgetfulness and lack of structured follow‑through in “if i ever promised someone a drawing but i never did it pleaspepapspepapse remind me i have the memory of a fart”. Taken together—social, hyper-expressive, idea-focused, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—the profile most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if you’ve got a voodoo doll of every follower… does that mean if I flirt with you, somewhere out there our little cotton selves are already holding hands?
- You listed cats, Dexter, İskender kebap, friends and the aquarium as your five likes — any chance you’d add “awkward guy trying to impress you” as a limited-time special on that menu?
- You keep calling yourself the ‘ultimate anti gay war machine,’ but between your Tomodachi life obsession, burgerposting era, and House MD tier lists, I think you’re actually my ultimate “please date me” machine.
- You got front-page news treatment for a building collapsing on you and still came back to tweet about burgers and Minecraft servers named ‘yuri sex’ — I don’t just want your art commissions, I want your resilience on my team long-term.
- If your Wordle luck ‘used up all the luck you ever had in your life,’ then let’s cheat the stats: I’ll be your bonus level, your extra heart container, the one W you get in 2026 that isn’t just a green row of letters.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • ENG/TR/FR • draws Dexter, burgers & cursed Miis • once ended up on national news because a building collapsed on the way home from school– @ciphrism
Your signature cocktail
The Anti-Gay War Mojito (Actually Very Gay)
This drink is named after their bio’s chaos energy, flipping “the ultimate anti gay war machine” into an actually queer, over-sweet mojito that would absolutely live on their timeline. The white rum with mint and basil is hyper and fresh, echoing their retweeting addiction and rapid-fire memes like “guys im sorry for hit tweet farming i need online attention im a sad little boy”. Sour cherry and pomegranate juice bring drama and angst for their trans, multilingual, occasionally melodramatic side, matching posts like “spotify wrapped youtube wrapped discord wrapped apple music wrapped my neck wrapped with a rope”. The sparkling ayran-salt foam nods to Turkey and their love of food with chaotic nationalism-level passion, channeling burgerposting marathons like “sorry for retweeting every tweet about burgers i love burgerposting #burgertwt” and kebap love in “1. cats 2. dexter 3. iskender kebap 🤤🤤”. A cola reduction with coffee bitters makes it a little dark and TV-obsessed, referencing their fixation on Dexter and House in tweets like “yall do NOT watch dexter s4 finale im fucking crying” and “made a house md tier list ❤️🩹”. Finally, the gummy burger on a sugar rim is pure meme garnish for their burger arc, tying together jokes like “been getting into burgers lately” and “just ate a burger #burgermaxxing” into something that’s sweet, silly, and a little cursed—just like threatening your followers with “voodoo dolls of all my followers and anyone who unfollows me gets cursed for eternity”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Andrew reads as a very online, witty, hyper-curious person whose identity on X leans more into creativity and cleverness than anything else. He constantly plays with language and makes layered jokes, like coining absurd portmanteaus such as “flow + lowkey + kirk + burger +genuine flowkiburgenuine” and riffing on scientific terminology with “ok well last i checked it was Homo sapiens not Hetero sapiens”, which shows a quick, analytical sense of humor. He clearly enjoys learning and niche interests: he mentions liking biology in “5 things i like… 4 biology”, and he obsessively deep-dives into specific media (House MD, Dexter, Minecraft Story Mode), even "explaining" complex plot arcs to friends as in “explained house’s head & wilson’s heart to my friend n she said ughhhhh lame”. His feed is also dominated by art and design—sharing doodles, redraws, and commissions such as “old comic panel redraw i made that i still kinda fw idk” and “ok have some low effort doodles becauseim bored ✌️✌️”—which points to a creative, introspective mind. While he cares about friends and jokes about needing attention, there’s little emphasis on ambition or moral grandstanding; instead, his strongest, most consistent traits are wit, curiosity, and creative expression, all hallmarks of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them best: they’re literally a 17-year-old navigating school, friends, and chaos with a mix of humor and frustration, just like the song’s rebellious teen energy. They openly list “my chemical romance” as one of their favorite things in “ummm 5 things i like and Anyone can do the same 😝 1 talking to my friends….. ❤️ 2 dexter 3 my cat 4 biology 5 my chemical romance”, which aligns perfectly. Their dark, jokey posts about self-deprecation and death, like “spotify wrapped youtube wrapped discord wrapped apple music wrapped my neck wrapped with a rope”, match the song’s angsty, morbidly humorous tone. At the same time, they’re constantly clinging to their online circle and hyperfixations, seen in tweets like “guys im sorry for hit tweet farming i need online attention im a sad little boy” and “lost 2 followers in one day…….,,, come back to me …… imsorrru come bakc to me”, which echoes the feeling of being overwhelmed and scrutinized that Teenagers captures. Their mix of queer humor, internet irony, and being perpetually “online” creates exactly the kind of chaotic high-school-era vibe that the song embodies.
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