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The user constantly references aristocratic and antiquated ideas, such as "The adoptive patrician caste of ancient Rome is far more appealing and Christian..." and "Even if the Roman form was pagan it is still so that the caste existed since antediluvian and primordial times", echoing Mr. Burns's nostalgic, elitist worldview. They also proclaim misanthropy, saying "I’m not a good person" and "I love my parents; I hate you all", which aligns with Burns's notorious disdain for the masses. Their disdain for "aurafarming communism" and praise for power structures mirror Burns's anti‑union, capitalist villainy. The user’s self‑identification with elite, decadent culture ("I think I am a hedon") matches Burns's opulent, hedonistic lifestyle. Finally, the chaotic mix of vulgar language and grandiose schemes ("Fitzhughian Nazmaoism with Labubuist Characteristics") reflects the erratic, villainous behavior typical of Mr. Burns.

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The user displays strong extraversion by frequently addressing the audience and engaging with others, e.g., "How many of y'all have me muted" and "@N_AF1234 ...". Their tweets are saturated with abstract, theoretical content such as "Jung, Evola, Heidegger, but no Guénon" and reflections on the "adoptive patrician caste of ancient Rome," indicating a preference for intuition (N). Their decision‑making leans toward logical analysis, evident in remarks like "I think they do the femcel bit because it's easy money" and observations about group organization, showing a thinking (T) orientation. The overall posting style is impulsive and varied—"I got new speakers and a subwoofer in my car," "I may be able to get Armodafinil soon," and numerous meme‑like, spontaneous tweets—reflecting a perceiving (P) preference.

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Philosophy enthusiast, gamer, audio gear tinkerer. Accidentally 'hacked' my own Steam account at 12. Now chasing Armodafinil-fueled code & CS2 wins.– @circles1064112

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The CPL Blackened Elixir blends dark rum, a fresh espresso shot, Campari, cinnamon syrup, and a pinch of smoked sea salt, capturing the user's mix of hedonistic indulgence and bitter cynicism. As they wrote, "I think I am a hedon" and later mused, "Being purely an intellectual is no different from masturbating", the drink balances sweet, bitter, and smoky notes to reflect that paradox. The espresso and cinnamon give the sharp, stimulating kick reminiscent of the tweet "I got a prescription for Armodafinil", echoing their appetite for mental fuel. A tiny metal chain garnish nods to the announcement "CPL leader 'Hans Sepp' has begun giving out honorary chains to loyal members of the group", symbolizing their allegiance to the CPL community. Finally, its dark, smoky finish mirrors the self‑declaration "I'm not a good person", embodying the gritty, unapologetic vibe of their feed.

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The user displays strong ambition and a desire for personal gain, as seen in the tweet "I'm going to get rich and give my friends money". They also exhibit cunning and manipulative tactics, for example "I want to st4b this person" and the observation "I think they do the femcel bit because it's easy money". Their involvement in strategic group politics, such as "CPL leader 'Hans Sepp' has begun giving out honorary chains to loyal members of the group" and references to hacking and resource acquisition, further underscores a Slytherin‑type drive for power and self‑preservation. Although they reference philosophical ideas, the dominant pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑interest aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly declares "I'm not a good person" and even says "I love my parents; I hate you all", indicating a self‑identification as a villainous figure. Their fascination with historical power, e.g., "The adoptive patrician caste of ancient Rome is far more appealing" and references to "Jung, Evola, Heidegger", echo the devil’s narration of past atrocities in the lyric "I was there when…". The line "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name" matches their cryptic self‑presentation and the way they flaunt extremist affiliations like "CPL" and "Fitzhughian Nazmaoism". The song’s dark, charismatic tone aligns with their mix of intellectual elitism and self‑destructive bragging, making it a fitting anthem.

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