Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-deprecating jokes like “Retrospectiva 2025 !! Beijei: minha mao Transei: nos sonhos” and “Nascido pra ser marido Forçado a ser solteiro”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges his own situation and image, e.g. calling himself “null profile” and describing his Instagram as “0/0/7 0 fotos 0 stories 7 videos do olocutor”.
- Social: Frequently interacts with others via quotes, mentions, and games, like the “chance” thread “chance nula, baixa, média ou alta? … '.' e eu mando” and the Twitter family post “Minha Twitter Família”.
- Playful: Enjoys light trolling and playful lies, as in “Gosto de contar mentiras idiotas pras pessoas e só contar que é mentira quando elas espalham pra todo mundo”.
- Ambitious: Expresses big goals and fantasies, like wanting to be “imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte” in “quando eu me tornar imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte” and wishing to be “bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos” in “Minha vontade é ficar bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos”.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic: Openly frames growing hatred toward women as a joke, as in “Estou ficando cada dia mais misógino.. Se voce🫵 for mulher e me ver nao rua, nem olhe na minha cara.”.
- Aggressive: Uses violent imagery casually, e.g. “Alguem mata esses dois E crema numa caixa de metal bem grossa, pra nao infectar o solo” and “Voce eu vou espancar todo coelho que eu ver”.
- Sex-obsessed: Frequent sexual jokes and threats like “Vou passar o pau em quem ta lendo” and “Sexo casual é o krlh Quando que vao lançar o sexo rankeado?”.
- Attention-seeking: Runs many engagement-bait posts and tests, like interaction circles, crush tests, and games such as “Quão inocente você é? … '.' que eu mando na DM” and “chance nula, baixa, média ou alta? … '.' e eu mando”.
- Immature: Relies heavily on crude, shock humor, including references to genitals and bodily functions like “Jarvis, remova os microplasticos das minhas bolas” and mocking neighbors for “6 da tarde e ja tem gente transando Morram de heroes vizinhos transudos”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, chaotic, and constantly turning everyday frustrations into over-the-top jokes. Like Homer, he mixes fake grandiosity with loser-core honesty, saying things like “Minha vontade é ficar bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos, entao comece a trabalhar destino.” while also admitting stuff like “Retrospectiva 2025 !! Beijei: minha mao Transei: nos sonhos…”. His humor is very bodily and crude, in the Homer style of crotch-level comedy, with tweets such as “Um mosquito pousou no meu saco.. Eu finalmente aprendi que nem tudo se resolve com violencia...” and “Chatgpt, como saber se tem microplasticos nas minhas bolas?”. He also oscillates between fake menace and obvious clownery, like “Vocês tem sorte que eu nao tenho um carro nesse exato momento Porque eu estou louco e consigo ver todos vocês..” and “Se ja tao reclamando do Trump entrando na Venezuela, vao chorar de soluçar quando eu me tornar imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte”, which feels very Homer ranting about taking over the world from his couch. Finally, his chaotic relationship with women and romance—“Nascido pra ser marido Forçado a ser solteiro” and the jokingly hostile “Sim eu eatou tentando comer alguem.. E eu nao admiro o trabalho de ninguém nao, quero que todos vocês se fodam”—mirrors Homer’s eternal man-child energy more than Bart’s calculated mischief or any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, joke directly with followers, and portray themselves as loud and socially performative, e.g. calling themselves future “rei da internet” in “Quando eu me tornar o rei da internet vou obrigar todas as redes sociais a colocar figurinhas igual no zap, nao sei conversar sem elas” and openly flirting or teasing in posts like “Sim eu eatou tentando comer alguem.. E eu nao admiro o trabalho de ninguém nao, quero que todos vocês se fodam”. They show iNtuitive traits through abstract, exaggerated and hypothetical humor rather than grounded, practical talk, like speculating about sexuality as a spectrum with extremes in “Se sexualidade é um espectro, isso significa que tem pelo menos uma pessoa na ponta esquerda(o mais hetero) e na direita(o mais gay) E temos que descobrir quem sao” and imagining becoming emperor of Earth and conquering Mars in “quando eu me tornar imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte”. Their style is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, combative and often unfiltered rather than tactful or harmony-seeking, e.g. “Estou ficando cada dia mais misógino.. Se voce🫵 for mulher e me ver nao rua, nem olhe na minha cara.” and the aggressive joke “Alguem mata esses dois E crema numa caixa de metal bem grossa, pra nao infectar o solo”. They are clearly Perceiving: they act impulsively, joke about lack of structure and drifting, as in “Minha vontade é ficar bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos, entao comece a trabalhar destino.” and their chaotic, self-deprecating year summary “Retrospectiva 2025 !! Beijei: minha mao Transei: nos sonhos…”. Overall, this combination of loud social engagement, abstract/hyperbolic humor, abrasive logic-over-feelings tone, and spontaneity fits ENTP best, especially given their love of trolling, argument, and playful provocation seen in posts like “Gosto de contar mentiras idiotas pras pessoas e só contar que é mentira quando elas espalham pra todo mundo”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were born to be a husband and forced to be single… lucky for you I’m here to fight destiny and speedrun that husband arc with you.
- If sexuality is a spectrum, you’re at the far right of my timeline: the most ‘gay’ thing I’ve done so far is falling this hard for a guy who threatens his followers with ‘vou passar o pau em quem tá lendo’.
- When you become ‘imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte’, can you at least make one lei just for me? Mandatory: stickers like WhatsApp AND one royal decree that I’m your official consort.
- You’re training calisthenics for when you finally date, practicing movements for your future partner, terrified of pretty women, and still joking about ENEM and SISU… underneath all the memes you sound like exactly the kind of chaotic, insecure sweetheart I’d like to hype up and actually love.
- Your Twitter value is R$246.99, but considering you’ll survive the AI apocalypse, roast neighbors for having sex at 6pm, and still remember that Majin Boo’s outfit is technically him being naked, I’d invest my whole emotional portfolio in you.
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Part-time SISU survivor, full-time overthinker. Once learned patience from a mosquito on my balls. Here for bad jokes, good chaos & a tiny bit of wisdom.– @Cirilo_Perolado
Your signature cocktail
Pau de Destino Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted banana peel, honoring his unhinged, horny humor and double entendres, like when he said "Vou passar o pau em quem ta lendo" and begged people to "peguem na minha banana.". The spiced blood-orange soda represents the chaotic, combative energy of someone who wants to become "imperador da Terra" in "quando eu me tornar imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte" and screams "SISU SEJA EXTERMINADO IMEDIATAMENTE EU TE ODEIO COM TODAS AS MINHAS FORÇAS". A dash of bitters and chili tincture captures his bitter, slightly toxic edge and fake-misogyny bits, like "Estou ficando cada dia mais misógino.. Se voce🫵 for mulher e me ver nao rua, nem olhe na minha cara.", while still being more playful than truly cruel. The coconut-and-condensed-milk foam adds a deceptively sweet, goofy top layer that reflects his clownish self-awareness in "pra quem nao ta ligado eu sou assim na vida real:" and his self-roast "nascido pra ser marido, forçado a ser solteiro" in "Nascido pra ser marido Forçado a ser solteiro". Finally, the Pop Rocks rim over crushed ice mirrors his loud, explosive timeline energy and cursed-meme vibes, from screaming "FELIZ ANO NOVOOOOOOO" to claiming "Estou amaldiçoado.. Tudo que eu falo vira um completo sucesso". Strong, sweet, spicy, and a bit dangerous, the Pau de Destino Fizz is exactly the kind of drink that thinks it will "sobreviver ao apocalipse das IAs" like in "Eu vou sobreviver ao apocalipse das IAs e voces nao 🫵😂".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is dominated by ambition, self‑aggrandizement, and an almost cartoonish desire for power, which are classic Slytherin traits. They talk about becoming immensely rich out of nowhere in tweets like “Minha vontade é ficar bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos, entao comece a trabalhar destino.” and even fantasize about planetary domination in “Se ja tao reclamando do Trump entrando na Venezuela, vao chorar de soluçar quando eu me tornar imperador da Terra e conquistar Marte”. There’s also a recurring, sharp-edged disdain for others, such as “Sim eu eatou tentando comer alguem.. E eu nao admiro o trabalho de ninguém nao, quero que todos vocês se fodam” and the aggressive joke in “Voces tem sorte que eu nao tenho um carro nesse exato momento Porque eu estou louco e consigo ver todos vocês..”, showing a caustic, self‑centered humor rather than Hufflepuff-style warmth. Even their "jokes" about misogyny and control, as in “Estou ficando cada dia mais misógino.. Se voce🫵 for mulher e me ver nao rua, nem olhe na minha cara.”, fit the darker, ruthless side of Slytherin rather than the courage of Gryffindor or the empathy of Hufflepuff. While they are witty at times, the dominant throughline is ambition, desire for dominance, and a willingness to say anything for advantage or shock value, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
Their whole timeline reads like a chaotic, loud, self‑deprecating comedian who’s also constantly joking about being single, which fits the high‑energy, unhinged vibe of Lonely Boy. The player both embraces and mocks his loneliness, just like they do when they say they were “Nascido pra ser marido Forçado a ser solteiro” and joke that in their year they “Beijei: minha mao Transei: nos sonhos” in their retrospective. Their crude, over‑the‑top humor and horny tweets like “Sexo casual é o krlh Quando que vao lançar o sexo rankeado?” and threats such as “Vou passar o pau em quem ta lendo” align with the song’s raw, almost feral delivery. At the same time, they openly complain about fate and life, saying things like “Minha vontade é ficar bilionário nos próximos 10 minutos, entao comece a trabalhar destino.” and raging at systems like “SISU SEJA EXTERMINADO IMEDIATAMENTE EU TE ODEIO COM TODAS AS MINHAS FORÇAS”, which mirrors the frustrated but upbeat defiance in the song. The result is someone who’s loud, unlucky in love, constantly complaining yet laughing about it, and that’s exactly the emotional chaos packed into Lonely Boy.
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