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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and always turning everything into a joke or bit. Like Bart, they’re constantly clowning on others and finding humor in people’s downfalls, e.g. “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered” and the dark joke in “no firearms? then how will he **** himself 😞😞😞”. Their timeline is full of unserious, slightly pervy gamer-posting such as “boobs so big i almost liked ai slop” and “we're ready for old man hole”, which matches Bart’s teen-boy sense of humor. They also oscillate between sincere drama and shitposting, like “LOVE ENDURES 😭🙏” and then immediately going back to memes about exams or gacha pulls, very much in line with Bart’s mix of genuine feeling and constant trolling. Overall, the combination of mischief, irreverence, and occasional heart makes Bart the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, tag friends, and perform for an audience with dramatic, high-energy posts like “you will be dealt with .@existxtwice” and very public parasocial/stan reactions such as “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N) rather than grounded in practical detail; they speculate about game futures and meta (e.g. “fontaine is gonna have that pyro gnosis in an exhibit before the tsaritsa can get her hands on it” and “i feel like they're gonna turn superconduct into something else so she doesn't have synergy with eula”), and joke in imaginative, hypothetic scenarios like “when nefer looks into varka's memories and sees him 12 inches into capitano”. They come off as more Feeling (F) than strictly logical: their posts are driven by emotional reactions, stan culture, and values (“LOVE ENDURES 😭🙏” appears twice, e.g. “LOVE ENDURES 😭🙏”), and they frequently express empathy or emotional investment in characters (“Tsukishiro Yanagi and family kindly asks for privacy at this time. 💔”) rather than laying out analytical arguments. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): their life seems spontaneous and unstructured—joking about not studying (“i have 2 math prelims on monday and this is the most studying i've done”), grinding gacha and games instead of planning (“2 exams in 4 hours and im making wengine edits”), and reacting in-the-moment with chaotic humor like “account unbricked first 10 pull 😘”. Putting this together—highly social, speculative, emotion- and fandom-driven, and flexible/last-minute—the profile lines up best with ENFP.

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Math student with too many gacha pulls and not enough boss drops. Once studied for exams by theorycrafting electric anomaly builds.– @CishetMan

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This drink hits like a late-night gaming session and an exam cram rolled into one, so it starts with a high-proof vodka shot for their chaotic, unfiltered posting energy, like “2 exams in 4 hours and im making wengine edits” and “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered”. Electric blue curaçao channels their obsession with shocky builds and buffs, echoing “+30 percent electric anomaly buildup” and “me when i increase yanagi’s electric anomaly buildup by 30% #wenginetwt”. The grapefruit soda with a squeeze of lime adds a sharp, fizzy sweetness that matches their mix of genuine stan joy and playful thirst, like “woke bina is sooo pretty” and “boobs so big i almost liked ai slop”. A dash of bitters represents the salt, snark, and mildly evil delight in drama, seen in “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered” and “you can nawt be serious”. Finally, the pop rock candy rim crackles like their timeline full of memes, fandom takes, and unhinged images, capturing the chaotic sparkle of “new shiyu defense oh we’re squirting” and “we're ready for old man hole”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very sharp, cutting way of interacting with others that fits Slytherin’s resourceful and ruthless edge more than any other house. They openly relish others’ downfalls, as seen in “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered”, which suggests a comfort with aggression and schadenfreude rather than Hufflepuff-style empathy. Their humor often leans into provocative or cruel imagery like “when nefer looks into varka's memories and sees him 12 inches into capitano” and “chris redfield fleshlight for RE10 preorder bonus”, signaling a willingness to push boundaries to get a reaction. Even when talking about games or characters, the language is about domination or being “dealt with,” as in “you will be dealt with .@existxtwice”, which aligns with Slytherin’s competitiveness and confrontational streak. Overall, the consistent mix of sarcasm, antagonistic humor, and a focus on winning, mocking, and edge over warmth and collaboration points strongly to Slytherin.

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The song Since U Been Gone fits them perfectly because they literally put part of its chorus in their bio: “And you fall and you crawl and you break And you take what you get and you turn it into, Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you faking,” which is a direct Kelly Clarkson reference. Their timeline swings between melodramatic humor and genuine emotional stakes, like when they say “Tsukishiro Yanagi and family kindly asks for privacy at this time. 💔”, mirroring the song’s mix of heartbreak and catharsis. They’re chaotic and dramatic in a funny way, as seen in posts like “tectone’s life falling apart who else cheered” and “no firearms? then how will he **** himself 😞😞😞”, which fits the song’s explosive, venting energy. At the same time, their loyalty to favorite characters and ships, like “LOVE ENDURES 😭🙏”, matches the song’s underlying sense of moving on but still feeling things deeply. Overall, the blend of pop-rock drama, emotional messiness, and a little bit of irony in Since U Been Gone lines up with both their bio and their posting style.

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