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The user constantly obsesses over massive wealth, high‑frequency trading, and tax policy, echoing Mr. Burns' fixation on money and power (e.g., "資産390億円株投資家" and "為替の含み損部分クロス完了"). Their disdain for government handouts and belief that "減税と社会保険料減額と規制緩和が国際競争力と購買力を向上させる" mirrors Burns' contempt for the average citizen and love of deregulation. The aggressive, often nihilistic tone—"みんなで貧乏になろう政策で世界の労働奴隷になろう"—matches Burns' ruthless worldview, while the occasional brag about "快勝" and "持ち株が全部S高張り付いてる" reflects his self‑aggrandizing confidence.

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The user rarely references social interactions and focuses on solitary analysis of markets and policy, indicating Introversion (e.g., "持ち株一つストップ高だが、いっぱい持ってる方がストップ高せず きびしい"). They discuss macro‑economic trends, tax structures, and future scenarios, showing a preference for abstract, strategic thinking over concrete daily details (e.g., "減税と社会保険料減額と規制緩和が国際競争力と購買力を向上させる"). Their arguments are logical and often blunt, critiquing government actions without emotional cushioning (e.g., "税金を取ってばら撒くと費用でロスが凄いからインフレなんだから扶養控除拡大して減税すればいいのに"). Finally, they exhibit a structured, goal‑oriented approach, constantly planning trades, forecasting market moves, and setting long‑term investment strategies (e.g., "週明けはドル円円安にさらに進んで日経はインフ織り込みで1000円以上上げると思う"). These patterns align with the INTJ profile.

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Asset‑builder, FX & futures strategist (¥39B portfolio). Poker enthusiast, Burgundy connoisseur, Mahjong champ, and occasional cat‑warrior.– @cissan_9984

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail mirrors @cissan_9984’s relentless chase of stop‑high stocks (“持ち株一つストップ高だが、いっぱい持ってる方がストップ高せず”), their love of high‑risk FX (“為替の含み損部分クロス完了”), and their flamboyant confidence (“ウエポンエックス!!!!!!!”). Yuzu’s sharp bite captures their critique of government policies (“減税と社会保険料減額と規制緩和が国際競争力と購買力を向上させる”), while the smoked paprika adds the aggressive “ウエポンエックス” flair. The gold leaf crowns the drink, honoring the self‑declared 390 billion‑yen wealth and the extravagant “新信長の野望” vibe.

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The user constantly emphasizes personal gain, strategic tax avoidance, and market manipulation, which are classic Slytherin traits of ambition and self‑preservation. For example, they write, "為替の含み損部分クロス完了… 必要なら税金上げても良いけど損益通算無期限だけは必須" showing a cunning focus on optimizing tax rules for profit. Their frequent bragging about large holdings and aggressive trading, such as "持ち株一つストップ高だが、いっぱい持ってる方がストップ高せず きびしい" and "週明けはドル円円安にさらに進んで…" reflects a relentless drive to outsmart the market. They also display resourcefulness in exploiting policy changes, saying "減税と社会保険料減額と規制緩和が国際競争力と購買力を向上させる" to justify their own financial strategies. These patterns of ambition, strategic thinking, and self‑interest align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user constantly talks about massive wealth, taxes, and financial maneuvering, e.g., "資産390億円株投資家" and "税金30%か" showing an obsession with money. Their frustration with fiscal policy—"減税をはるかに上回る物価高確定" and "税金還付込みでも大台割れ"—mirrors the song's critique of greed and the corrupting power of cash. The repetitive references to "持ち株一つストップ高だが、いっぱい持ってる方がストップ高せず" highlight a relentless focus on profit, which aligns perfectly with the lyrical hook "Money, it's a gas...". Overall, the track captures their financial mania, discontent with taxation, and the high‑stakes world of trading.

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