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Homer Simpson is famously crass, indulgent, and often oblivious to social norms, which mirrors the user's frequent crude humor and self‑indulgent posts, such as "I am paying for my poor dietary choices right now". The user also repeatedly tries to pre‑empt criticism with a moral disclaimer, saying "I should probably have said this a while ago but please fucking block me if youre pro contact. In no world should anyone be saying weird shit about or touching real kids and animals", similar to Homer's occasional half‑hearted attempts to do the right thing despite his usual recklessness. Their attention‑seeking behavior, like asking "Can I stop losing followers when Im about to hit 100" and posting "25+ year old women hmu", reflects Homer's impulsive pursuit of gratification and fame. The user’s self‑destructive tone, evident in tweets like "I was really drunk while tweeting this but I was onto something" and "im uncomfortable and gross and need to die", aligns with Homer's frequent drunkenness and low self‑esteem. Finally, their blunt commentary on social issues, for example "I cant see how the location feature was for anything but opening up a path for more racism", echoes Homer's naive but outspoken take on controversial topics.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's frequent calls for interaction—e.g., "Can I stop losing followers when I’m about to hit 100" and "25+ year old women hmu"—show a clear need for external engagement, typical of Extraversion. Their obsessive focus on speculative, fictional scenarios such as "people my age are getting pregnant and I’m on Twitter obsessing over fictional brothers" and the request for "dark wincest fic recommendations" reflects a dominant Intuitive style that thrives on possibilities and imagination. Many tweets are driven by personal values and emotional reactions, like "I’m not fetishizing YOUR trauma. I’m fetishizing mine" and "I think combatting racism with more racism is still bad," indicating a Feeling preference. The chaotic, unstructured posting pattern—repeating the same disclaimer about "please block me if you’re pro contact" dozens of times and jumping between topics—demonstrates a Perceiving attitude that favors spontaneity over planning. Overall, these traits align with an ENFP personality.

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Edgy fan-fiction writer 🍊. I once turned a random orange into a superhero in a story. Advocate for free expression, humor, & respectful dialogue.– @citrussest

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The cocktail mirrors @citrussest’s volatile blend of bright, acidic humor and dark, unsettling obsessions. The blood orange juice captures their orange‑themed username 🍊 and the frequent 'spicy' references like 'spicy food is so great i wish it didnt burn' while the jalapeño‑infused vodka adds the heat of their provocative, often shocking tweets such as 'who wants to grope me in my sleep'. Absinthe brings the chaotic, hallucinogenic edge, echoing the repeated lines 'I should probably have said this a while ago but please fucking block me if youre pro contact' and their fascination with bizarre fandoms. Dark rum gives the drink a deep, gritty undertone, reflecting their self‑described 'gross' and 'incest‑laden' content, as seen in 'people my age are getting pregnant and im on twitter obsessing over fictional brothers'. Finally, a splash of grenadine adds a sweet, almost innocent veneer that masks the disturbing core, just like their 'I’m fetishizing mine' mindset.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a clear drive for personal gain and status, repeatedly asking for attention and followers (e.g., "Can I stop losing followers when Im about to hit 100 [picture]") and seeking older partners for validation ("25+ year old women hmu [picture]"). They also use provocative, boundary‑pushing content to draw clicks and controversy, as seen in the repeated warning tweet "I should probably have said this a while ago but please fucking block me if youre pro contact..." which is a tactic to stir reaction and increase visibility. Their statements about influencing fan culture ("I think more people need to draw and write femsam forcefemming dean [picture]") reveal an ambition to shape the community to their advantage. This focus on ambition, self‑promotion, and strategic manipulation aligns with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness, rather than the loyalty of Hufflepuff, the wisdom of Ravenclaw, or the noble bravery of Gryffindor.

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The lyrics "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" echo how @citrussest describes themselves as uncomfortable and gross, for example saying "im uncomfortable and gross and need to die" and obsessing over "fictional brothers fucking" while peers get pregnant. Their repeated warning "please fucking block me if youre pro contact" shows a self‑awareness of being a problematic outsider, much like the song’s narrator who feels out of place. The line "What do you want? I don’t belong here" mirrors their sense of not fitting into mainstream society, as they openly talk about incest, wincest, and other taboo interests. The overall mood of alienation and self‑deprecation in "Creep" matches the user’s chaotic, self‑critical tweets.

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