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Your Simpsons character
This user fits best with Lisa Simpson, who is intense, hyper‑online for her age, and deeply emotionally invested in her special interests. Like Lisa going all-in on her favorite causes and fandoms, this user absolutely fixates on things they love, such as their ecstatic chain of posts about Haruka: “HARUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “haruka,,,, i love you haruka,,,,,, marry me PLEASSEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”. Lisa often swings between passion and despair, mirroring tweets like “3 months since i planned my suicide everyone 🥰🥰” and the repeated dramatic “[IM KIILLINNGMYSELF]” posts (example), which feel like exaggerated venting from someone very self-aware and emotional. The user also evangelizes niche media with a kind of earnest nerdy urgency, just like Lisa recommending books or causes, as in “hi oomfs you can now play ghost trick in the comfort of your bed… PLAY GHOST TRICK PLEASEEE” and “hi guys read mieruko if you like scary and yuri bait”. Their mix of dramatic shitposting, genuine vulnerability, and obsessive fandom energy lines up more with Lisa’s passionate, oversharing teen-girl side than with any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): there’s no mention of offline social life and their excitement is channeled into media/fandom rather than parties or friend groups, e.g. the intense parasocial gushing over Haruka like “haruka,,,, i love you haruka,,,,,, marry me PLEASSEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” and “HARUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, which suggests a rich inner world more than outward socializing. They lean heavily toward intuition (N): their tweets are full of exaggerated, surreal or hyperbolic imagery such as “[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] 'GOOD LORD!' [GENERAL COMMOTION]…” and nonsense text like “꧄𒈙𒁏𒀰𒌧𒌧𒈙𒀱꧄…”, showing a love of abstract, dramatic expression over concrete detail. Their style is clearly feeling (F): they foreground emotion and vulnerability, from fandom meltdowns like “WAAAAAAAAA HARUKAAAAAAAAA AFTER A WHOLE YEAR HARUKA CONTENTTTTT I LVOE YOUUUUUUU” to dark personal disclosures such as “3 months since i planned my suicide everyone 🥰🥰”. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: their posting is impulsive and reactive (e.g. rapid-fire Haruka tweets “GUYS” → “HARUKA” → “SHHES HEREEEE”) and their humor is chaotic and unstructured, rather than planned or orderly. Taken together—emotionally intense fandom focus, surreal dramatization, vulnerability, and spontaneity—INFP fits best.

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Media nerd on the Newmaker Plane. Collecting doomed oshis & underrated games. Once bought a game just to yell about it on main. Opinions my own.– @cityofsnails

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The blue curaçao is for the sanallite heart and pfp shoutout — that steady 💙 in their bio, “pfp: @raorapanthera 💙 all my oshis die 💙 (🥀🐱🐢📦) 💙 sanallite forever” that colors everything they post. Yuzu sake adds a sharp, bright chaos, matching their explosive capslock stan energy whenever HARUKA shows up, like “HARUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “GUYS”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, bittersweet undertone for their dramatic doomposting, from “IM KILLING MYSELF” to “3 months since i planned my suicide everyone 🥰🥰”, mixing humor with genuine heaviness. Lychee juice is the deceptively soft, slightly uncanny sweetness that fits their horror/yuri recs like “hi guys read mieruko if you like scary and yuri bait” and their surreal keysmashes like “weeUGHH ACK COUGH eweuhbEWUAHHH aaaAWAAaaHh…”. Finally, tonic water adds fizz and a faint bitterness, capturing their chaotic shitpost energy — from “stop posting cameos and 2 stars!!!!!!! you have like 80 other options!!!!!!!!!!!!” to the towering emotional soundscape of “[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] 'GOOD LORD!'…” — making this a strong, sparkly, experimental drink that swings wildly between silly and devastating in one sip.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show an intense, almost ride-or-die attachment to their faves and interests, which is very Hufflepuff-coded loyalty. The flood of Haruka posts — from “HARUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA” to “haruka,,,, i love you haruka,,,,,, marry me PLEASSEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” and “WAAAAAAAAA HARUKAAAAAAAAA AFTER A WHOLE YEAR HARUKA CONTENTTTTT I LVOE YOUUUUUUU” — show long-term devotion rather than casual fandom. They also champion their niche favorites and want others to support them, like urging oomfs to “PLAY GHOST TRICK PLEASEEE” and “please buy this game” in “please buy this game”, which reflects a Hufflepuff sense of fairness and wanting good things to be recognized. Even their joking frustration, such as “stop posting cameos and 2 stars!!!!!!! you have like 80 other options!!!!!!!!!!!!”, comes from a place of caring about others making the most of their choices rather than a desire to dominate or outdo. While there’s a lot of emotional intensity and dark humor (e.g. “3 months since i planned my suicide everyone 🥰🥰”), the throughline is attachment, sincerity, and a strong, loyal investment in people and media they love, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that fits them is Duvet by Bôa, with its mix of emotional volatility, numbness, and self-destructive humor. Their bio (“all my oshis die 💙 (🥀🐱🐢📦) 💙 sanallite forever”) and repeated jokes about death and suicide, like “3 months since i planned my suicide everyone 🥰🥰” and “IM KIILLINNGMYSELF”, echo the song’s themes of pain and detachment. At the same time, their obsessive, almost desperate affection for characters and oshis—such as “haruka,,,, i love you haruka,,,,,, marry me PLEASSEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE” and the barrage of HARUKA tweets—matches the song’s fixation on complicated, overwhelming feelings. Their dramatic, over-the-top reactions (“sobbing, crying, weeping, shedding tears, wailing...”) feel like the online, hyperbolic version of the internal turmoil in Duvet. Overall, the song’s melancholic yet intense energy mirrors their blend of dark humor, emotional attachment to media, and lingering sadness.

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