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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Articulate: She announces essays and thoughtful comparisons — 'I wrote an essay on my perspective of Christianity as someone raised in Shinto' — showing she can form sustained arguments in writing.
- Tradition-minded: Her admiration for past social forms — 'Been watching these 50s TV short films... Everyone looks respectable' — shows a deep preference for established norms and rituals.
- Committed: She consistently posts and stakes out strong positions like 'I'm an American White Nationalist,' indicating persistence and follow-through in her convictions.
- Observant: Her commentary often catalogues perceived social change and cause — e.g., 'Weird how we were basically on an upward technological trajectory until something happened in the last 30 odd years' — showing attention to patterns and timelines.
- Community-oriented: She values belonging and shared ritual, celebrating 'two thanksgivings' and addressing followers fondly when informal: 'I love all tm follows ... I love you guys crazy much.'
Weaknesses:
- Dogmatic: Frequent absolutist calls such as 'This should be an instant deportation' and 'Diversity is unironically going to kill us all' indicate rigid, unnuanced thinking.
- Polarizing: Open, provocative self-identification — 'I'm an American White Nationalist' — and continual attacks on groups make constructive dialogue difficult.
- Vindictive streak: Phrases like 'When we win and they beg for mercy' suggest punitive impulses toward perceived outsiders rather than reconciliation.
- Conspiratorial bent: Claims about elites and hidden motives — 'our country... just big funnels of money out of our pockets to the third world' — show a tendency toward distrustful, conspiracy-flavored explanations.
- Overgeneralizer: Her sweeping, derogatory generalizations — e.g., 'Somalians really trying to outcompete Indians...' — reveal a habit of reducing complex groups to caricatures.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons parallel: an elitist, nostalgic figure who values hierarchy and often looks down on outsiders. Noelle’s frequent complaints about immigrants, cultural decline and elites align with Burns’s disdainful, preservationist worldview — both celebrate order, have little patience for perceived degeneration, and relish asserting their version of ‘what’s best’ for the community.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
ESTJ (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Judging) best fits Noelle: she frequently broadcasts declarative opinions and engages publicly—'OI!!!! I'll have you know I'm based!'—showing extraverted assertion. Her focus on concrete institutions, traditions and social order ('In the military, you should look respectable...'; 'Been watching these 50s TV short films') signals sensing and respect for established practices. She reasons in a decisive, critical way — prioritizing policy and enforcement over feelings: 'This should be an instant deportation' — consistent with a thinking preference. Finally, she favors rules, structure and closure ('Obligations are good for you') which aligns with judging. Altogether, her communication style and insistence on decorum and hierarchy point to ESTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- I could get lost in the blueprints of your mind—tell me the story of that essay on Shinto and Christianity and I'll bring the tea.
- If architecture is your love, consider me a grateful patron: may I commission a long conversation about 50s civic life with you?
- You write with a builder's eye and a storyteller's hand—mind if I bookmark your next piece and admire the craftsmanship?
- Two thanksgivings sound delightful; allow me to respectfully request an invitation to your next cultural holiday (I'll bring polished manners).
- Your essays deserve a comfy reading chair and good lighting—if you ever need a spot to write in peace, I make an excellent, quiet audience.
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Noelle — writer & bilingual cultural critic. Lover of books, architecture and old-school civic life; raised Shinto, conversant with Christianity. Married, based, and unafraid to write long essays about faith and culture. Opinions are sharp, sentences well-built.– @CiyanaMoon
Your signature cocktail
Torii & Trestle
The 'Torii & Trestle' blends her Shinto roots and architectural taste: sake references 'raised in Shinto' and the torii gate, Earl Grey nods to the bookish, reflective side ('I wrote an essay...'), yuzu gives a bright, disciplined citrus note that echoes the crisp decorum she praises ('dress like it'), and rosemary evokes structure and memory. It's sober, ceremonious, and composed — like her preferred social world.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Noelle because she prizes survival, group advantage, and strategic triumph: tweets like 'When we win and they beg for mercy' and 'We have found the most Jewish take on America ever constructed' demonstrate a strong focus on in-group dominance and tribal success. She prizes order and preservation of her people, frequently arguing for harsh policies — 'This should be an instant deportation' — that prioritize group security. Her nostalgia for disciplined institutions and a desire for social engineering echo Slytherin’s emphasis on control and ambition.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
Noelle’s feed is full of nostalgia and anxiety about social change — 'Been watching these 50s TV short films... it really was an entirely different world' and 'Weird how we were basically on an upward technological trajectory until something happened...' — making Dylan’s anthem about upheaval an apt match: it captures resistance to modern tides and a longing to name what’s shifting in society.
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