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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, hyper-verbal, intensely opinionated, and very online about niche interests. Like Lisa, they swing between idealism and disgust, shown in takes like “disgust is a fascist emotion, call me benito mussolini” and “finding someone who loves the same things as you is one thing, but have you considered finding someone who hates the same things as you?”. Their fixation on specific media and characters (Homura, Madoka, Limbus Company, geopolitics) parallels Lisa’s obsessive dives into causes and niche topics, as in “I personally am aware it's like 90% impossible but I want arayacliff” and “Talos II was promised to us 3000 years ago”. The mix of self-aware misanthropy and moral judgment—“who said you could come near me, huh? you damn cockroaches? I fucking hate you all and want to crush you to nothing” alongside “feel like putting 'basic dni' as your dni defeats the point of one”—fits Lisa’s tendency to feel alienated and superior while still clearly caring deeply. Even their introspective edge, like “will my anger kill me or will it make me live forever?”, aligns with Lisa’s melodramatic, overthinking inner monologue.

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They read as introverted: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption and internal reactions (Madoka, Limbus, geography, gacha) rather than socializing, often expressing aversion to others like “who said you could come near me, huh? you damn cockroaches? I fucking hate you all and want to crush you to nothing” and “can I mute everyone who follows me”. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they gravitate toward abstract or fictional concepts and hypotheticals like “you know when I think about it stuffing all your organs into a big sword and your brain into a robot body is probably a good way to transition in the City” and thought experiments about time chambers and metaphysical mechanics in games/anime. They lean thinking over feeling, defaulting to analytical or cutting evaluations rather than warmth, as seen in “finding someone who loves the same things as you is one thing, but have you considered finding someone who hates the same things as you?” and their harshly dismissive comments about art and other users like “the problem with blocking garbage is I then don't know when I encounter someone who rts garbage”. Their style is more perceiving than judging: they appear spontaneous, reactive, and exploratory in interests—jumping between games, shows, geopolitics, and in-jokes with little evidence of structured planning, even mocking their own lack of organized creativity in “i can barely come up with cool drawing ideas, man they're all half baked and poop shit”. Across tweets, the combination of detached internal commentary, abstract fandom theorizing, cutting logical judgments, and improvisational posting fits best with an INTP profile.

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Geography enjoyer, magical girl theorist, and Limbus Company lore analyst. Once almost watched Monogatari because of a toothbrush meme.– @claimerofbones

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This cocktail hits hard and fast, like someone who wonders “will my anger kill me or will it make me live forever?”, so the base is overproof rye whiskey for that sharp, wrathful kick. A smoked black tea syrup captures their goth‑adjacent, slightly feral media brainrot, steeped in things like “best part about limbus company is the ability to turn enemies into flying piles of gore” and endlessly looping timelines. Pomegranate juice adds a blood‑bright sweetness for the obsessive devotion to doomed girls and tragic lesbians, as seen in “Rebellion haters will not survive the winter” and the almost religious “Staunch follower of Anthyism Homuraism.”. A dash of chili bitters represents their gleeful cruelty and disgust, from “love the word 'vermin.' if I sasuke uchiha out I will probably use it” to “who said you could come near me, huh? you damn cockroaches?”. Topped with sparkling yuzu soda, it stays bright, weird, and hyper-online—bubbling with the same manic energy that leads them to ask things like “does being trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber make you of legal age?” while shitposting about field mechanics and magical girls in the people's wild hunt.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts show sharp-edged misanthropy, self‑preservation, and a relish for power and domination that align most strongly with Slytherin. They openly frame their emotional life around hatred and contempt, e.g. “who said you could come near me, huh? you damn cockroaches? I fucking hate you all and want to crush you to nothing” and “there are so many people I want to butcher and eat”, which suggests a worldview built on hierarchical thinking rather than fairness or warmth. They explicitly embrace disgust as an identity, saying “disgust is a fascist emotion, call me benito mussolini”, a very Slytherin tendency toward embracing darker impulses instead of shying away from them. Even their joking self‑description shows pride in sin‑aligned traits: “my sin affinities are lust, pride and wrath with a gluttony defense skill”, which reads like someone who leans into ambition and self‑indulgence rather than restraint. While they are intelligent and witty (which might suggest Ravenclaw), the dominant throughline is ruthless, combative self‑assertion and a comfort with being feared or disliked—classic Slytherin energy.

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A fitting song for them is "bad guy" because they lean hard into a playful, theatrical villain persona and dark humor. Tweets like “there are so many people I want to butcher and eat” and “who said you could come near me, huh? you damn cockroaches? I fucking hate you all and want to crush you to nothing” capture the tongue‑in‑cheek cruelty and exaggerated menace that the song revels in. Their bio (“Staunch follower of Anthyism Homuraism”) and posts about Madoka/Homura, such as “Rebellion haters will not survive the winter”, fit with the track’s theme of a girl who knowingly embraces being perceived as the “bad” one. At the same time, their self-awareness and irony in tweets like “disgust is a fascist emotion, call me benito mussolini” mirror the song’s playful, self‑conscious edge rather than genuine malice.

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