Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows strong concern for animals and victims of cruelty, e.g. outrage over abused pets and support for #justicapororelha: “Espancar um cachorro idoso até a morte #justicapororelha” and “Meu gato macho também foi vítima da maldade humana… #justicapororelha”.
- Protective: Expresses desire to defend vulnerable beings and punish abusers, e.g. wishing severe consequences for people who harm animals: “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível”.
- LGBTQ+-aware: Engages thoughtfully with gender, pronouns, and community issues, e.g. outlining core LGBTQ+ principles: “Existem 3 lições básicas na comunidade lgbtq+…” and consciously using neutral pronouns: “Adoro que alê seja bem neutro… Faço o possível pra me referir elu no neutro”.
- Self-reflective: Recognizes social pressures and emotional struggles, e.g. discussing shame and superiority dynamics: “Na cabeça dos outros as coisas sempre vai ser vergonha alheia…” and internalized pain: “Sentir cansaço, raiva mas não poder falar… você só acaba guardando para si e auto se mata por dentro”.
- Supportive: Celebrates others and expresses pride or encouragement, e.g. congratulating a friend: “Esse é o momento que filho chora e mãe não vê PARABENS GAB!!!!!” and defending artists/creators they like: “O povo que fala que a carreira do Kamai acabou deve tá maluco…”.
Weaknesses:
- Verbally-aggressive: Frequently resorts to insults and harsh language even when making valid points, e.g. “Isso é um hipopótamo seu burro do caralho” and “Mi mi mi ah vai arrumar o que fazer caraio vai dar esse teu cu”.
- Highly-violent: Expresses extreme violent wishes toward wrongdoers, which can escalate tone, e.g. “Quero que o diabo apareça na sua frente e te torture na frente da sua família filho da puta”.
- Judgmental: Speaks in sweeping, contemptuous generalizations about groups, e.g. “Homens vivem menos por que são burros” and dismissing platforms as full of “fudidos”: “Só tem gente lá fingindo ser santo pq é flopado… Tudo farinha do mesmo saco”.
- Emotionally-overloaded: Shows signs of bottling up feelings and being overwhelmed, e.g. panic crisis mention with sister trying to help: “Eu chorando em crise de pânico e minha irmã contando piadas pra ver se eu melhorou” and description of internalized suffering: “No final você só acaba guardando para si e auto se mata por dentro”.
- Conflict-escalating: Tends to intensify online conflicts rather than de-escalate, e.g. mocking other fandoms or users: “RODOU RODOU RODOU E CAIU NO CU DAS ARMYS” and pushing confrontational takes about others’ behavior: “Me da uma raiva quando uma pessoa com um pensamento BURRO não deixa a outra pessoa falar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: sharp-tongued, emotionally intense, and very socially aware. Like Lisa, they care deeply about ethics and justice, especially for animals and vulnerable beings, shown in tweets like “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível” and “Espancar um cachorro idoso até a morte #justicapororelha”. They also analyze social dynamics and hypocrisy, e.g. “Só tem gente lá fingindo ser santo pq é flopado... Tudo farinha do mesmo saco” and “Santa hipocrisia”, which fits Lisa’s constant critique of society. Their concern with LGBTQ+ issues and language, as in “Existem 3 lições básicas na comunidade lgbtq+...” and “Adoro que alê seja bem neutro... Faço o possível pra me referir elu no neutro”, mirrors Lisa’s progressive and activist side. At the same time, they have a dramatic, sometimes over-the-top sense of humor and emotional vulnerability, like when they talk about panic attacks and feeling invalidated, similar to Lisa’s frequent frustration and sensitivity, as in “Eu chorando em crise de pânico e minha irmã contando piadas pra ver se eu melhorou”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to others and fandom discourse, and they often dramatize social situations in public, like joking about not getting on a plane with Hua Cheng in “Eu não vou entrar nesse avião nem que me paguem, o tanto de maluco aí e o Hua Cheng não bate bem da cabeça” and loudly ranting about cruelty to animals in “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they jump quickly to big-picture takes, metaphors, and character analyses rather than concrete daily details, such as building a whole family dynamic metaphor for fictional characters in “Dinâmica dessa família: Zibai, irmã mais velha… Venti, seu filho favorito…” and debating fandom ship names conceptually in “Cara quem que escolheu o nome desse shipp? Precisamos processar essa pessoa”. They show a clear Feeling preference: moral outrage and empathy dominate, from defending animals in “Espancar um cachorro idoso até a morte #justicapororelha” to criticizing people who don’t listen in “Você é burra, egoísta e mal educada, não sabe nem escutar outra pessoa”, and they care deeply about LGBTQ+ respect in “Existem 3 lições básicas na comunidade lgbtq+… Infelizmente o próprio povo da comunidade não está levando a sério essas lições”. Their behavior suggests Perceiving over Judging: they tweet in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness way, bounce between topics (RPG, anime, politics, pets), and openly admit procrastination or lack of structure like “2 semanas tentando terminar o segundo ep de segredo na floresta pq todo dia tinha alguém em casa”. Putting these together—energetic social engagement, abstract/fandom-focused thinking, emotionally driven values, and flexible spontaneity—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type for @clamazita.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted to be Ningguang’s marmita at the same time as another woman… I can’t promise Liyue’s richest lady, but I can offer front-row seats to my terrible gacha luck and unlimited co‑op runs with you.
- You defending Kamai, crying over Segredo na Floresta, and still having energy to thirst over Corvo and Gal? I don’t wanna be your favorite character, I just wanna be the one you *don’t* regret not recording more memories with.
- You: ‘Homens vivem menos porque são burros.’ Me: absolutely ready to live dangerously and prove you right—starting by shooting my shot with the person who wants to ENGOLIR o Illuga but still has room in their heart for a fat cat and a traumatized Tuco.
- You’re out here chanting GREEEELO, betting on the não binário in the BRIGA PORRA, and respecting neutral pronouns like it’s a religion—if we were in an RPG, I’d multiclass just to be your favorite chaotic queer sidekick… and maybe your endgame romance route too.
- Anyone who wants every animal abuser to be personally tortured by the devil and still cries over Orelha has exactly the kind of rage‑and‑softness combo I fall for; if Twitter is really ‘de graça’, then can I at least pay you back with a date and some fanfic-level fluff of us and our future cats?
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Chaotic media gremlin with a soft spot for cats and justice. Once paused an RPG mid-plot twist to cry over a meme. Opinions sharp, heart softer.– @clamazita
Your signature cocktail
Bloody Corvo Chaos Fizz
Spiced dark rum stands in for their intense, no-filter energy and creative rage, like when they snap about animal abusers and say they “want the devil to torture” them in front of their family “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível Quero que o diabo apareça na sua frente e te torture na frente da sua família filho da puta”. Blood orange juice nods to the blood-drop emoji in their name and their dramatic, thirsty side when they joke about wanting to be a “snack” for fictional characters “Meu sonho é virar marmita dessas duas ao mesmo tempo”. The espresso shot captures their hyper, all‑caps reactions and fandom spirals, like yelling about ship names and chaos fandoms “CEREAW KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ESSE FANDOM NAO EXISTE”. Ginger beer brings a sharp, fizzy bite that matches their habit of calling people out as “burro do caralho” and clowning hypocrisy “Isso é um hipopótamo seu burro do caralho”. The smoked salt rim is for the darker, heavier edges—panic, exhaustion, and feeling silenced—while still pushing through with humor and resilience “No final você só acaba guardando para si e auto se mata por dentro” and their love for tragic icons like Corvo’s severed head “Me mata saber que a única imagem do rosto de Corvo é a cabeça delu numa estaca”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly unhinged fizz: loud, dramatic, and oddly comforting—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their dominant traits are boldness, moral anger, and a readiness to jump into conflict, which are very Gryffindor-coded. They show a strong instinct to confront cruelty head‑on, especially with animals, wishing the worst for abusers in tweets like “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível Quero que o diabo apareça na sua frente e te torture na frente da sua família filho da puta” and “Espancar um cachorro idoso até a morte #justicapororelha”, which reflects a fierce, almost vengeful sense of justice. They also openly challenge hypocrisy and harmful logic, calling out people with "BURRO" thinking who won’t listen in “Me da uma raiva quando uma pessoa com um pensamento BURRO não deixa a outra pessoa falar Você é burra, egoísta e mal educada, não sabe nem escutar outra pessoa”, a very confrontational, courageous stance. Their defense of LGBTQ+ principles in “Existem 3 lições básicas na comunidade lgbtq+... Infelizmente o próprio povo da comunidade não está levando a sério essas lições” shows a willingness to call out even their own community for what they think is right, another Gryffindor hallmark. The impulsive, fiery tone in posts like “'As a straight woman..' Mi mi mi ah vai arrumar o que fazer caraio vai dar esse teu cu” and their gleeful engagement in drama like “??????????? BRIGA PORRA💥💥💥... EU APOSTO NO NÃO BINÁRIO” further underlines a temperament that is daring, loud, and unafraid of conflict—classic Gryffindor rather than the quieter perseverance of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
They have a chaotic, horny, unserious sense of humor that fits the messy and impulsive vibe of bad idea right?. For example, they joke about lusting after people with tweets like “Meu sonho é virar marmita dessas duas ao mesmo tempo” and “Gosto de cobiçar a mulher do próximo, mas dps de ver a surra que o Yuji levou desse cara eu não vou nem pensar na mulher dele”, which matches the song’s reckless desire. At the same time, they show intense emotions and over-the-top reactions, like “Eu queria que todo mundo que faz mal pra animal morresse da pior forma possível” and “ARGHHHHH UGHHHH eu quero ENGOLIR o Illuga que ódio”, echoing the dramatic tone of Olivia’s lyrics. Their timeline mixes fandom obsession, dark humor, and emotional oversharing, much like the song’s mix of self-awareness and impulsive chaos. Overall, the track’s narrative of knowingly making bad choices for the thrill matches their very loud, very online, "I know this is dumb but I’m doing it anyway" energy.
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