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Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a bit neurotic, and very earnest about the things she loves. Clementine is clearly analytical and introspective, joking about focus and mental health in a very Lisa way, like asking “does anyone know how to fix the thing where you can’t focus on anything for more than thirty seconds without dissociating because it’s a little bit of an inconvenience”. She’s openly passionate about niche interests (Rivals of Aether, graphics engineering, specific platform-fighter tech) much like Lisa with jazz and academics, e.g. “another lovely day to dedicate to maining my bottom 1 character clairen” and “i love rivals of aether”. There’s also a strong moral/emotional core under the shitposts: she’s affectionate toward her girlfriend and dog in tweets like “the best part about living with my girlfriend is i can see her and think ‘wow the most beautiful girl in the world’” and “few things are as heartwarming as listening to your wife sing in the shower”. The combination of earnest queer joy, introspection, and a slightly world-weary but playful humor lines up much more with adult-Lisa energy than the chaos of Homer, Bart, or others.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly address a broad audience as "chat" and "clemnation" and say things like “i have nothing to post but want to say hi to all of u so. hi :)”, plus they openly share selfies and personal life moments like “the best part about living with my girlfriend is i can see her and think ‘wow the most beautiful girl in the world’”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they enjoy playful, conceptual jokes such as “who up being moderately small and quite malleable on a conceptual level” and surreal wordplay like “what if it was called erase her head and there was no baby because it was about head instead”, focusing more on ideas than concrete details. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, centering emotions, relationships, and empathy: they describe the joy of listening to their wife sing “few things are as heartwarming as listening to your wife sing in the shower” and frequently express affection and validation toward others, like “every day i log onto this website and see more beautiful people than a medieval man would in his lifetime”. Their lifestyle and posting style suggest Perceiving: they joke about procrastination and scattered focus in “does anyone know how to fix the thing where you can’t focus on anything for more than thirty seconds without dissociating” and make spontaneous, in-the-moment comments such as “i haven’t showered since last year haha” and “i love rivals of aether” without structured context. Altogether, their energetic social engagement, playful abstraction, emotional warmth, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity fit ENFP best.

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Graphics engineer + Rivals of Aether enjoyer. Once wrote a ‘silly mod’ that people thought was real. Dog naps, nickel-free earrings, and women, in that order.– @clamtime

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, a little gay, and extremely woman-enjoyer-coded—hence the blood orange base nodding to both their name and vibe, like when they say “im clementine” in multiple posts such as “im clementine”. The elderflower liqueur brings a soft, romantic sweetness for the girlfriend/wife posts like “few things are as heartwarming as listening to your wife sing in the shower” and “the best part about living with my girlfriend is i can see her and think ‘wow the most beautiful girl in the world’”. Dry prosecco adds bubbly energy and tournament-bracket hype for all the Rivals of Aether content, like “i love rivals of aether” and “1/16 at R2AS 11 woo”. Pink grapefruit bitters reflect the mix of self-deprecating humor and stress brain, as in “cyclical stress is so awesome when it makes stressful tasks harder to accomplish” and “does anyone know how to fix the thing where you can’t focus on anything for more than thirty seconds without dissociating”. Finally, the edible glitter rim captures her flirty, dramatic timeline presence—sparkly, a bit horny, and extremely online, like “sorry that i’m always right and my boobs are perky and i cook good and i leave a trail of destruction in my path” and “women love me for my autistic allure and my, my um, uh”.

Your Hogwarts House
Clementine shows a strong mix of wit, meta-humor, and analytical thinking that fits Ravenclaw best. She’s clearly technically inclined and creative as a graphics engineer and modder, clarifying her own work with posts like “just to be extra clear, this isn’t real! It’s a silly mod I made, it’s not actually in the game :)”, which shows both precision and a desire to explain how things work. Her tweets constantly play with language and concepts—jokes like “dyslexic transmasc: no this is cool and all but why do we all have to be called toby” and “what if his name was will holedo instead” are very wordplay- and pattern-oriented. She also approaches media and games with curiosity and a desire for information, as in “i’ve never seen gameplay of hollow knight or silksong… give me info chatroom”, where she’s explicitly seeking structured knowledge before deciding. Even her self-aware posts about cognition and focus, like “does anyone know how to fix the thing where you can’t focus on anything for more than thirty seconds without dissociating”, read as someone analyzing her own mind rather than just venting. While she’s warm and loyal to friends and very openly lesbian, those traits feel secondary to the consistent pattern of curiosity, cleverness, and reflective thinking that are hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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The song girls by girl in red fits Clementine’s mix of flirty lesbian joy, introspection, and online goofiness. She openly celebrates being a lesbian, like when she says “so glad i’m a lesbian” and talks about her wife with warmth in “few things are as heartwarming as listening to your wife sing in the shower”, mirroring the song’s unapologetic queer love. The track’s casual, slightly messy, confessional vibe also lines up with tweets like “does anyone know how to fix the thing where you can’t focus on anything for more than thirty seconds without dissociating because it’s a little bit of an inconvenience”. At the same time, she’s playful and horny-on-main in posts like “seeing a pretty girl and jacking off so everyone knows i think she’s hot”, which matches the song’s mix of yearning and candid desire. Overall, girls captures her as a woman-enjoyer lesbian who is affectionate, chaotic, and emotionally sincere.

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