Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: She is the author of works like Scotch and Soda and Converging on You.
- Music literacy: She provides technical feedback on music, noting “antiphonal dialogue” and “synth ostinato”.
- Passionate enthusiast: She expresses intense joy for her interests, particularly regarding “amphoreus yuri” and upcoming games like Endfield.
- Supportive friend: She actively promotes others' work, telling followers to “GO FOLLOW OR I EAT YOUR KNEECAPS” regarding a friend's account.
- Emotionally transparent: She is open about her feelings, sharing “weekly 4am emotional tweeting” to make others feel safe and comfortable.
Weaknesses:
- Unhealthy sleep schedule: She frequently tweets at “4am” and admits she needs to fix her sleep before classes start.
- Task procrastination: She struggles with focus, labeling her inability to finish a work without getting “distracted” as an impossible challenge.
- Poor hygiene habits: She has repeatedly joked or stated, “i haven't showered in a year!” across multiple days.
- Forgetfulness: She often apologizes for neglecting her Strawpage or “forgetting something super important” in her writing updates.
- Impulsive communication: She uses aggressive hyperbole and humor, such as “i'm a nosy bitch” and threatening to eat kneecaps.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, clara is a highly intellectual creative and a dedicated musician who shares her technical knowledge, such as explaining that a proton “has mass (you can weigh it), and it has size (it takes up space)”. She displays a refined appreciation for music, using terms like “antiphonal dialogue” and “synth ostinato” to describe tracks. Despite her academic side, she possesses a typical teenage angst and strong emotional depth, admitting that she “just teared up listening to the road not taken”. Her profile reflects Lisa’s mix of being a high-achieving author and a passionate fangirl who feels things deeply, even when she claims she is “going through hell”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
clara exhibits Extroversion through her constant public engagement, sharing of private milestones, and the explicit goal “to make people feel comfortable with me”. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract analysis of characters and ships, such as when she describes the “antiphonal dialogue” in music or discusses her “imagination” over concrete reality. As a Feeling type, she is highly expressive about her romantic life, “tearing up” over music and declaring her “love” for her girlfriend with intense emotion. Finally, her Perceiving nature is shown in her self-admitted lack of discipline, struggling with the “finish a work and not get distracted... challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)” and her spontaneous, chaotic sleep schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the intro to a piano and violin track? Because you’ve got me going 'nghh' from the very first second.
- I may not have a tail to flick, but if you write a chapter about us, I promise the subtext won't be 'platonic'.
- Is your name Hyacipher? Because I’ve been looking for the peak of my life and I think I just found it.
- I’d gladly survive the 'evil strawpage lines of death' just to send you a message that makes you tear up like a Genshin animated short.
- Forget the rubber ball analogy—if I were a proton, I’d want to be in whatever atom makes up a girl who writes peak omegaverse fics.
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Irish author & university student exploring narrative theory. Once spent a 4 a.m. shift craving burritos while researching the etymology of ‘Kevin’. @aubergineeeee– @clarinette_42
Your signature cocktail
Scotch, Soda, and a Splash of Science
This drink starts with a base of Irish Whiskey to honor her roots and her realization that “kevin was an irish name”, while the rhubarb soda provides a bittersweet profile for someone who loves “unabashedly for GIRLS” media but also gets “unpleasant flashbacks to 2016” Undertale trauma. The gold flakes represent the “one trillion bees” she sends to her enemies, and the bit-crushed ice is a nod to her “intentionally bitcrushed” writing teasers. Served with a side of physics trivia about “a small rubber ball” protons, it’s a chaotic yet scholarly mix for a writer who claims “my name is cum” one day and discusses literary themes the next.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Clara exhibits strong Ravenclaw traits through her analytical approach to music and creative output as an author. She demonstrates a keen interest in technical details, such as explaining “imagine a small rubber ball. this is a proton. it has mass (you can weigh it), and it has size (it takes up space)” and providing music theory-laden feedback like “at 1:08 that antiphonal dialogue is amazing, jumping between the voices like that”. Her creative side is fueled by a love for complex world-building, seen when she describes an AU where “alphas and omegas have animal features” and her appreciation for unique vocabulary like “ostinato. mmmm yum”. This combination of intellectual curiosity and a distinct, creative flair firmly places her in the house of the eagle.
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Your song
Girls - Girl in Red
Given clara's explicit identity as a lesbian and her frequent, enthusiastic posts about her girlfriend and yuri ships, Girls by Girl in Red is the perfect match. She openly shares her affection, stating, “i really really love my girlfriend so so so so so so so so so so much” and humorously noting her obsession with female characters by saying, “i fucking love amphoreus yuri ❗️❗️❗️”. The song's theme of unabashed attraction to women mirrors her public persona, as seen when she exclaims, “HELP I NEED HER SO BAD THIS IS INCREDIBLE” regarding a female character. Her request for more “unabashedly for GIRLS” content further solidifies this choice as her anthem for queer joy and female-centric media.
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