Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Anime Aficionado: Posts reviews and recommendations for series like Azumanga Daioh, Manabi Straight, and Gunsmith Cats.
- Humorist: Creates a recurring parody tweet about 'Game Awards 2026' and 'ENDLESS EIGHT 2' for comedic effect.
- Self‑Aware: Mentions wanting to stop negativity and be positive in 2026, showing self‑reflection.
- Community Engager: Frequently retweets, quotes, and interacts with other users (e.g., child‑safety tweets).
- Detail‑Oriented: Notes specific DVD art differences and laptop hardware specs in multiple posts.
Weaknesses:
- Toxic Language: Uses profanity and insults such as "Fuck off bitch" and "fat retarded chud".
- Extremist Rhetoric: Posts about "Smoking that shit that took the towers down" and "please God, nuke the world".
- Self‑Deprecation: Calls himself a "fat retarded chud" and expresses suicidal thoughts about his job.
- Spammy Repetition: Repeats the exact "Game Awards 2026" parody tweet many times across the timeline.
- Inappropriate Content: Shares shota search stats and sexualized jokes like "stickin my dick in cirno".
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s constant cynicism, obsession with anime DVDs and figures, and self‑deprecating humor match the nerdy, bitter persona of Comic Book Guy. Tweets like 'I hate my stupid chudfag job' and 'disposable income is a curse and the only cure is to dispose of said income by buying anime figures and dvds' echo his frustration with a low‑pay, geek‑centric job. His repeated meme‑posting (e.g., the endless 'game awards 2026 … ENDLESS EIGHT 2: THE GAME' tweet) mirrors Comic Book Guy’s habit of spouting worst‑ever catch‑phrases. The user’s focus on maid outfits ('only thing of value brought to the world by the french is maid outfits') and constant negativity ('i will kill myself') also reflect the character’s sarcastic, socially‑awkward, and often depressed outlook.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user’s constant public posting and venting, like “I hate my job” and “gonna make an effort next year to stop being such a negative bitch,” shows a preference for extraversion. They focus heavily on concrete, sensory details—e.g., “Finally got that new azumanga bluray…,” “turns out it has a busted cd drive,” and “Got the megumin body pillow”—indicating sensing. Their language is driven by personal feelings and values, such as “Oh my God I forgot about maids. I’m VERY thankful for maids. Maids are a blessing upon the earth,” which points to feeling. The chaotic, spontaneous flow of topics and jokes, like “I need to quit my job and start doing random bullshit to make money” and the repeated meme “game awards 2026… ENDLESS EIGHT 2: THE GAME,” reflects a perceiving style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Only thing of value brought to the world by the French is maid outfits—so how about you wear one and let me be the lucky patron who gets to serve you a night of anime and cuddles?
- If the Game Awards 2026 ever blasts 'Endless Eight 2: The Game' into the arena, I'd still be deafened by how beautiful your smile is—let's make our own award-winning moment.
- I saw you got a Megumin body pillow—mind if I join you for a love explosion that hits harder than any Konosuba spell?
- Your Manabi Straight review had me crying—let's drop out of reality together and write a sequel where we're the main characters.
- You love Touhou and Cirno, right? How about we meet at the next Touhou fest and I'll melt your icy heart with a kiss hotter than any frost spell.
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Anime DVD & figure collector, gamer, meme enthusiast. Once ordered Azumanga and got a surprise adult anime instead. #OtakuLife– @ClarkBroiled
Your signature cocktail
Endless Eight Elixir
The Endless Eight Elixir captures ClarkBroiled’s love for endless anime loops and chaotic energy. The sake nods to their obsession with anime DVDs and Japanese culture, while Midori’s bright green reflects Touhou’s iconic characters like Cirno. Coffee liqueur adds a dark, bitter edge mirroring the recurring "Endless Eight" meme and the "killing Kojima" Game Awards fantasy: "game awards 2026 'well guys its been a long night…'". A splash of Red Bull represents the "Super Driver" blast and the high‑octane hype of their tweet‑storms. The drink’s sweet‑bitter balance echoes their self‑deprecating humor and occasional optimism, as they say, "gonna make an effort next year to stop being such a negative bitch all the time".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
ClarkBroiled’s tweets repeatedly emphasize personal ambition for wealth and material gain, such as "disposable income is a curse and the only cure is to dispose of said income by buying anime figures and dvds." They also show a calculated desire to improve their outlook, stating "gonna make an effort next year to stop being such a negative bitch all the time. 2026 is the year of positivity and unabashed love," which reflects a goal‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherins. Their frequent criticism of authority and willingness to push boundaries, e.g., "I hate my stupid chudfag job" and "they just shove 'CHILD SAFETY' in your face and hope you get the gist," further aligns with the cunning, self‑preserving traits of Slytherin. While occasional bravado appears, the dominant pattern is ambition and resourcefulness, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Creep - Radiohead
The Radiohead song Creep matches @ClarkBroiled’s self‑deprecating, outsider vibe. In a tweet they write, 'ive been getting nothing but maids on my timeline and now i wanna kill myself because im a fat retarded chud and ill never get a maid wife,' echoing the lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.' Their frustration with being silenced appears in 'im starting to think child safety just means we dont like you,' which parallels the song’s feeling of not belonging. They also vent about their job – 'I fuckin hate my stupid chudfag job' – matching the line 'I wish I could be special.' Overall, the song’s bleak chorus and sense of alienation capture the user’s recurring themes of self‑hate, isolation, and yearning for acceptance.
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