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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-reflective, smart, and emotionally overloaded, often feeling like an alien in her own family and social world, similar to this user calling themself a “👽 lost alien 🛸” and saying things like “i am so conflicted with my inner feelings”. Like Lisa, they feel misunderstood and unseen by their parents, as in “when my mom hugs me but all o can think of is how much of a dissappointment I'd be in her eyes if she knew about everything i did” and “I will never open up to you mom.”. Lisa’s struggles with loneliness and feeling too “much” for others parallel tweets such as “genuienly so done with everything cause when i try to be my true self for once people just stop liking talking to me” and “all of my friends hate me i only upset them i have to accept this”. The tension between wanting to be better and wanting escape mirrors Lisa’s attempts to cope in unhealthy ways while still craving growth, seen here in “i miss being drugged out my mind but i also want to get better” and “i need to get sober one day i miss being normal”. Even their caring side shows through Lisa-like, with concern for others in “hey friend I hope ur okay pls text me anywhere if u read this i care abt u” and “i have so much love for the people in my life i wish i could show it easier”.

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They lean Introvert: despite having many online connections, they describe isolating and withdrawing, e.g. feeling guilty for slacking with friends and isolating when depressed in “gen cant decide if im all chill w my friends or if they all hate me because sometimes im engaging well and sometimes i just slack because i get depressed and isolate guys im sorry”, and turning inward to cope with family conflict in “im ok again i just ignore what happened between me and my family now were playing cards”. Their focus on meaning, identity, and inner states suggests Intuition over Sensing, shown in abstract, existential reflections like “ever since i do drugs im on edge everytime im sober. i remember i used to feel much calmer in my daily life. i used to be able to feel my feelings correctly, nowadays I am stuck thinking about drugs over and over and over” and the metaphorical “if ket didnt cause any bladder problems i would be high 24/7 till i od with the meaning of life cupped in my warm hands”. They clearly prioritize emotions and relationships, showing strong guilt, empathy, and concern for others, indicating Feeling: for instance “I have so much love for the people in my life i wish i could show it easier” and “Im so sorry to everyone who had to witness me disappearing randomly from time to time because i suddenly needed time for myself to zone out for multiple days” focus on emotional impact more than logic. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous, messy, and driven by mood rather than structure, aligning with Perceiving: they impulsively decide things like “ok im gonna do it im gonna starve myself for the next days idgaf”, go back and forth on drinking in “do i get drunk tonight” versus “30 DAYS ALCOHOL FREE”, and pull unstructured all-nighters such as “pulling an all nighter on rit cuz i have to finish schoolwork im crying”. Putting this together, their introspection, emotional intensity, idealistic wishes to “be better,” and chaotic, go-with-the-flow coping patterns best match INFP.

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17 | navigating school, art, and recovery while occasionally tripping over my own feet—once fell asleep on the floor mid-existential crisis– @Clawthin

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The overproof rum shot mirrors their self-destructive intensity and impulsive swings between benders and cold-turkey vows, like “inevitable relapse is happening we got alc 🤞” and then “30 DAYS ALCOHOL FREE”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sweet-tart moodiness, echoing how they veer from affection to despair in posts like “i have so much love for the people in my life i wish i could show it easier” and “all of my friends hate me i only upset them i have to accept this”. The tonic water with edible glitter represents their trippy, neon, drugtwt aesthetic and spacey persona, shining through in “yall everything is moving bro in like 2d and 3d” and “traversing the galaxy” in their bio. A dash of absinthe nods to their fascination with altered states and heavier substances, channeling tweets like “i miss the ket drip and being somewhere in a different world” and “2cb today 2cb today 2cb today 2cb today”. Finally, the grapefruit twist and pinch of sea salt add bitterness and bite, capturing their raw honesty and self-loathing in posts like “i need to get sober one day i miss being normal” and “ok im gonna do it im gonna starve myself for the next days idgaf 😺😸😸”, while still hinting at a sharp, resilient edge that refuses to fully give up.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong, consistent thread of care and loyalty to others despite their own struggles, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they reach out tenderly to a friend with “hey friend I hope ur okay pls text me anywhere if u read this i care abt u” and express deep affection even when they feel unable to show it properly with “i have so much love for the people in my life i wish i could show it easier”. They’re also wracked with guilt over how their behavior affects friends, writing “gen cant decide if im all chill w my friends or if they all hate me because sometimes im engaging well and sometimes i just slack because i get depressed and isolate guys im sorry”, which reflects a strong sense of responsibility and fairness in relationships. Even amid addiction and self-destructive impulses, they affirm love and loyalty with “I love my friends even if I can't express it well” and apologize for withdrawing in “Im so sorry to everyone who had to witness me disappearing randomly from time to time because i suddenly needed time for myself to zone out for multiple days”. This combination of emotional softness, concern for others’ feelings, and a desire to be a good friend, even while struggling, fits Hufflepuff better than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor.

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A song that fits them well is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a self-destructive, disillusioned teen fantasy that mirrors their relationship with drugs, food, and numbness. They’re constantly flirting with harm while half-joking about it, like when they say “ok im gonna do it im gonna starve myself for the next days idgaf 😺😸😸” and “ate, purged for an hour, threw away the rest of the food considering taking a lax what happen😧”. The song’s themes of wanting to escape and romanticizing self-destruction match tweets like “i miss being drugged out my mind but i also want to get better” and “ever since i do drugs im on edge everytime im sober… nowadays I am stuck thinking about drugs over and over and over”. There’s also the feeling of failing at being a ‘normal’ teen, reflected in “i need to get sober one day i miss being normal” and “I don't feel good about myself right now 🙁”. Like Teen Idle, their timeline swings between dark humor, self-loathing, and a quiet, painful wish that things had turned out differently.

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