Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes edtwt is toxic and chooses breaks, e.g. deciding on an indefinite break after learning healthier weight loss in “change of plans! deciding to take an indefinite break bc i think ive finally learned how to lose weight healthily and ive also learned edtwt is too toxic for me”.
- Community-oriented: Actively engages and tries to build connections through FB sprees, polls, and threads, like “FB SPREE!!! if u follow me but i dont follow u back… like this tweet and ill follow u back!!” and accountability/food threads in “october accountability/wieiad thread!🎃”.
- Empathetic: Defends others’ boundaries and mental health, calling out doxxing of someone with facial dysmorphia in “i censored the original tweet bc this is gross and weird to dox someone who literally has facial dysmorphia and they have explicitly stated they don’t want their face being shown”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope and connect, such as joking about plane seat etiquette in “hot take but if you take up enough space for two plane seats then you should have to pay for two plane seats” and work frustrations in “hi me again !!!! uh!!! please double check you’re also not donating TWO used dildos to a thrift store!”.
- Openly-expressive: Shares feelings about work, family stress, and mental health candidly, like “sorry for being pretty inactive i’m having an existential crisis because no matter how much or how little i eat im stuck at 163lbs” and “everyone in my family has been so tense and angry recently it’s stressing me out”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in and normalizes harmful behaviors like extreme restriction and fasting, e.g. “trying a 7 day fast wish me luck” and joking about losing weight from a stomach virus in “if you want to lose six pounds just get a stomach virus”.
- Suicidal-ideation: References wanting to die or ‘kms’ when overwhelmed, such as “how do i tell my mom i would rather kms than have to do one more farm chore again” and feeling like plateauing makes them “want to end it all” in “it’s making me want to end it all”.
- Health-neglect: Downplays serious physical symptoms and purging issues, asking how to handle the taste after vomiting in “hi purger friends how do you guys handle the sour bitter taste in the back on your throat after throwing up” and continuing to restrict despite lightheadedness in “i’m lightheaded and i might start the get worse diet tomorrow anyway”.
- Work-instability: Struggles with job consistency and boundaries, arriving late due to parents and considering quitting in “i keep arriving late to my job because my stupid parents aren’t ready on time… now im considering just quitting all together because i hate this fucking job”, and later complaining about unemployment sign-up in “no one tells you how incredibly annoying it is to sign up for unemployment”.
- Impulsive-coping: Turns to harmful coping (bingeing, sh, nicotine) when stressed, like “ate a bunch of pastries my coworker brought in because i’m in a horrible mood”, “sh ing at work when my coworker is on his lunch break was definitely a first but also not the last”, and relying on coworkers to buy vapes in “just asked my coworker to buy my a vape and she agreed”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s brainy, self-analytical, and constantly wrestling with anxiety and ideals in a world that exhausts her. This user overthinks everything from bureaucracy (“why do you need 12 different forms of identification like .. it’s me”) to social dynamics and work stress (“i keep arriving late to my job because my stupid parents aren’t ready on time and i’m worried im gonna get fired but now im considering just quitting all together because i hate this fucking job”). Like Lisa, they’re politically and culturally aware, snarky about fandoms and public figures (“sorry kpop fans i love u guys but i don’t think ive ever met a bts fan that wasn’t insane”, “never trust chatgpt for anything ??? literally use google”). There’s also a strong introspective, mental-health and body-image struggle running through their feed, as in “sorry for being pretty inactive i’m having an existential crisis because no matter how much or how little i eat im stuck at 163lbs and it’s making me want to end it all”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward depressive spirals and perfectionism. At the same time, they’re creative and playful – making OCs, Sims, bracelets for concerts, and threads like “hot vs cold food poll! a thread 🧵 for edtwt” – echoing Lisa’s artistic, slightly nerdy enthusiasm. Overall, the mix of high sensitivity, intellect, moral commentary, and emotional volatility aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson rather than the more chaotic or oblivious members of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about going to a concert alone and feeling unsure about initiating contact, e.g. “would it be weird to like talk to people in line or in the pit so i can dance and sing with people because i feel weird being there on my own .. also im making bracelets and i plan to hand them out to people if i can”, and mention feeling isolated by edtwt itself, as in “edtwt is so isolating and triggering to me”. Their posts show Intuition (N) through focus on vibes, meanings, and online subcultures rather than just raw facts, like “zombietwt is so interesting to me how do u guys see the appeal in rotten food not trying to be mean /gen” and making whimsical threads such as “hot vs cold food poll! a thread 🧵 for edtwt ‧₊˚ ⋅ cals don’t count ♡”. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented: they vent about coworkers in emotional terms, e.g. “i swear to god if my coworker says one more thing in a stupid voice im gonna rip her vocal cords out and use it as a jump rope”, and express care and affection for mutuals, like “goodnight besties i love u guys :3”. Between Judging vs Perceiving, they appear more Perceiving (P): they frequently change plans or abandon rigid structures, such as “ok actually i decided not to count cals today either bc my coworker made me cookies and i had a couple free birthday drinks and stuff so im just gonna start tomorrow or the next day LMAO” and “there’s like a 99% chance i quit this before it even gets to 16 hours but i really want to give it a try but i’ll definitely stop if it gets too hard ♡”. Overall, their combination of introspective emotional venting, value-driven judgments, whimsical/abstract interests, and flexible, non-rigid planning fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You watching the Amazon tracker like it’s ten stops away from your house? Because that’s how I’m watching your timeline—counting down until I finally arrive in your DMs.
- You said James Marriott concert day burned 1400 calories; if we went to a show together, I’d probably burn double from overthinking how to ask you to dance—and then actually dancing.
- You complain about unemployment sign-ups needing 12 forms of ID, but honestly, all I need to verify it’s you is: short, lavender-scented, vape enjoyer who makes concert bracelets and accidentally owns a $185 purse—that’s my ideal type checklist.
- You said raw tomatoes taste like expired water—fair. But if we went out, I’d cook for you and only serve things you *actually* like… and if you still hate them, at least we’d match your October accountability thread and call it a cute little ‘shared experience’ instead of a failed meal.
- You joked that no one at work knows you’re on edtwt; don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me—though I’d kind of like to be the coworker version of that, where no one knows we’re flirting except us.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Cleo | 20 | part-time farmhand, full-time overthinker. Once lost 6 lbs to a stomach bug and decided unemployment forms are harder than cardio.– @cleochewy
Your signature cocktail
The Semi-IA Shedtwt Spritz
Blue raspberry vodka nods to their vape and flavor obsession, like when they celebrated “blue raspberry yummy” and kept scrambling for new vapes in tweets like “all my vapes are burnt and i quit my job… i think this is the end for me yall”. Lavender-infused lemonade represents their soft, self-care side and signature-scent era from “lavender shower product haul + rankings and reviews!!”. A splash of bitter amaro stands in for their dark humor and exhaustion, like “how do i tell my mom i would rather kms than have to do one more farm chore again” and the plateau despair in “i’m having an existential crisis because… i’m stuck at 163lbs”. Diet tonic water adds fizz and restraint, mirroring their restrictive ED cycles such as “back to my regular 750 limit now woohoo!” and “trying a 7 day fast wish me luck”. The crushed ice and cherry are a small, silly treat on top, capturing the anxious-but-excited concert kid from “GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ITS CONCERT DAY!!!!!” and the way they still find whimsy in picrews and shtwt bingo like “shtwt bingo :3”. This is a slightly strong, sweet-but-bitter, very online, very experimental spritz—just unstable enough to feel on brand for a semi IA edtwt/shedtwt icon.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Cleo consistently shows classic Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and wanting a fair, non‑toxic environment. They openly care about their mutuals and community, e.g. running an inclusive follow-back spree: “FB SPREE!!! if u follow me but i dont follow u back and ur 15 or over, like this tweet and ill follow u back!!” and checking in with others: “sigh i’ve been tempted to return to edtwt lately :( how is everyone doing recently?”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and protecting others, like calling out doxxing of someone with facial dysmorphia: “i censored the original tweet bc this is gross and weird to dox someone who literally has facial dysmorphia and they have explicitly stated they don’t want their face being shown so ?? ”. Their tendency to apologize to and reassure their followers, such as “HI GUYS !! sorry for being totally inactive ive been busy with work and getting over a cold rn 😭 i love yall so much”, shows a nurturing, loyal personality rather than a status- or power-driven one. Even when frustrated, their humor is more self‑deprecating and communal, like “guys i’m so sorry for threatening world peace by having an eating disorder”, which fits Hufflepuff’s understated, people-oriented nature. Overall, while they have some sharp takes and dark humor, their emphasis on care, community, and fairness aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown
A fitting song for @cleochewy is “Boys Will Be Bugs” by Cavetown, because it captures anxious young-adult chaos, self-deprecation, and dark humor wrapped in something soft and vulnerable. They openly talk about unemployment stress and being overwhelmed by adult life, like when they say “no one tells you how incredibly annoying it is to sign up for unemployment”, which mirrors the song’s themes of feeling lost and frustrated growing up. Their timeline mixes mental health struggles and ED content with a kind of jokey, self-aware tone—e.g. “guys i’m so sorry for threatening world peace by having an eating disorder” and “how do i tell my mom i would rather kms than have to do one more farm chore again”—similar to Cavetown’s style of disguising heavy feelings in slightly whimsical lyrics. They also show a lot of tenderness toward their mutuals and online community (“goodnight besties i love u guys :3”) while clearly struggling internally, which lines up with the song’s mix of prickly defensiveness and deep sensitivity. Overall, it’s a track about being messy, scared, and trying to cope with humor and self-awareness, which fits their voice and vibe extremely well.
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