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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a highly sensitive and existential teenager who often feels alienated from their family and peers, frequently questioning the meaning of their existence. They express a deep sense of social isolation, similar to Lisa’s 'sad girl' episodes, noting, “i don't actually want to die i just dont like living in a world where no one likes me”. Their digital presence is marked by a blend of niche interests and intense emotional distress, reflecting a precocious yet 'broken' internal world where they feel, “my brain is just broken”. Furthermore, their frustration with family members—specifically calling out a sibling for their habits—mirrors Lisa's frequent exasperation with Bart, such as when they tweet, “my fat ass sister asked for only junk food”. Ultimately, both share a struggle with maintaining hope in a world they perceive as cruel or 'retarded.'

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Clervette demonstrates strong Introversion (I) through a preference for isolation, stating “let me stay in my room by myself” and expressing significant social anxiety. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency toward abstract self-reflection and identity exploration, such as when they muse, “in my mind i'm still eleven”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their feed is primarily a vent for intense emotional states and a search for validation, exemplified by the question “am i loved”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a lack of structure and impulsive thoughts, often tweeting about being bored or struggling with basic tasks, like when they admit, “i have no sense of object permanence”.

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Latvian digital artist and editor. Passionate about character design, 2000s doll aesthetics, and vintage hamsters. Once spent an hour editing for ten people.– @clervette

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This cocktail captures a 'broken' aesthetic, leaning into a strong yet experimental profile that mirrors the user's complex identity. The milky base represents their comfort food and desire for innocence, inspired by the tweet “can't sleep so i'm making a snack .yogurt”, while the bittersweet notes reflect their struggle with mood, as seen when they ask “howdo i stop being sad all the time i dont like this”. The sharp silver rim and sour lemon garnish pay homage to their darker impulses and childhood habits, specifically referencing “i need to buy blades i miss cutting myself” and “i used to eat lemon slices with sugar sprinkled on”. Finally, the drink is served as an 'attention-seeking' centerpiece because, in their own words, “i'm a horrible attentikn seeker sorry”.

Your Hogwarts House
While clervette exhibits intense vulnerability, they demonstrate a distinct Slytherin focus on self-preservation and a selective, often cynical worldview. They prioritize personal needs and emotions above social harmony, openly stating, “dni if you follow anyone that isnt me ok”, which reflects a desire for exclusive loyalty and control. Their resourcefulness—or lack thereof—is often filtered through a lens of self-interest, such as when they admit, “i need someone to make me happy because clearly i can't do it myself”. Furthermore, clervette displays the classic Slytherin trait of being highly protective of their own space and peace, even to the point of hostility toward family members who disrupt their solitude or resources, as seen in their resentment toward their sister's “only junk food” request. This combination of self-focused ambition for relief and a sharp, exclusionary social boundary aligns them most closely with the house of ambition and preservation.

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The user’s feed is a heavy display of the 'sad girl' aesthetic, grappling with eating disorders and the desire to remain in a state of arrested development, much like the themes in Teen Idle. They explicitly state, “in my mind i'm still eleven”, while simultaneously dealing with dark, self-destructive impulses and a longing for a youth they feel is slipping away as they approach sixteen. Their struggles with body image, seen when they call themselves a “fat fuckinf chud”, mirror the song's lyrics regarding identity and physical insecurity. Furthermore, the tweet “i'll never be your angel, even though i want to be” aligns with the song's conflict between purity and the 'ugly' reality of mental illness. Ultimately, the user's blend of cute imagery and intense suicidal ideation captures the exact brand of tragic, youthful melancholy MARINA depicts.

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