Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive enthusiasm: Frequently gushes about interests like Inazuma Eleven and Ninjago, e.g. “Tomodachi life got announced, the future is bright, living is so worth it” and “YIPPEEEEE”.
- Affectionate friend: Appreciates and relies on friends, e.g. “Gotta love how my friends let me yap about whatever I'm obsessing over” and worries about bothering them so makes threads instead, as in “i may as well livetweet… so i don't bother my friend”.
- Self-aware humor: Jokes about their own habits and feelings, like “Spent the last two hours and a half of my life crying in self pity when i could've been consuming yaoi” and “i need a j*b”.
- Dedicated fan: Shows long-term commitment to games and shows, farming characters for hours and replaying routes, e.g. “Over 60 hours playing galaxy's postgame with saru set as my captain for every team” and detailed team-building tweets like “Ares route team is semi complete and functional, time to do the route”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about pain, anxiety, and gender feelings, such as “Period cramps so bad i had to stay home”, “My mother seriously just said a word sounding real fucking similar to my deadname”, and “Excitedly whispered to myself 'i have boobs!!'”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating talk: Puts themself down for emotions and interests, e.g. “Spent the last two hours and a half of my life crying in self pity… Very disgraceful on my part” and “God, i need a j*b”.
- Avoidant procrastination: Chooses comfort or distraction over tasks, as in “i'm hungry… best course of action is stay in this position while i complain to myself about being hungry” and resisting study because of shows: “Season 4 is trying to seduce me… but unfortunately i've gotta resist and focus on catching up on the classes i missed”.
- Harsh self-judgment: Uses extreme language about their own struggles or luck, e.g. “Been pulling for hakuryuu and i'm not getting shit... #killingmyself” and “i hate this game so much… i can't do this for much longer”.
- Emotional rumination: Fixates on negative interactions or uncertainties, like “It'll probably haunt me tonight” about cooking feedback and lingering hurt over gacha, “Just because it's not on my bio anymore doesn't mean that i've stopped being salty about the hermit gacha”.
- Physical self-neglect: Tolerates pain or discomfort rather than addressing it, such as enduring intense period cramps in multiple tweets like “Okay but why are these third day period cramps acting like if they were first day period cramps, leave me aloneee omg” and shaving until everything hurts: “My legs hurt, my neck hurts, my back hurts, FUCK SHAVING i'm not doing this shit again”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very emotionally self-aware, introspective nerd with intense niche interests and a tendency to overthink—very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa hyperfixating on jazz or causes, they dive deep into fandoms and games, livetweeting rewatches and grinding routes in Inazuma Eleven and other series, as seen in posts like “I may as well livetweet a bit of my experience with rewatching and getting up to date with ninjago…” and “Started rewatching inazuma eleven from the start…”. They’re articulate and dramatic about their feelings and body, from “Period cramps so bad i had to stay home…” to “Spent the last two hours and a half of my life crying in self pity when i could've been consuming yaoi.”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to spiral and then analyze herself. Their ongoing frustration with family and being misunderstood, like “My mother seriously just said a word sounding real fucking similar to my deadname and went 'like you!!!', ok.” and “Parents be like 'all you do is complain'…”, echoes Lisa’s dynamic with the adults around her. On top of that, they’re politically and socially aware in a casual, shitposty way and very queer, similar to how Lisa often navigates identity and ethics in a world that doesn’t quite get her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I) who mostly enjoys solitary, fandom-focused activities and low-key interactions rather than seeking broad social attention. They gush about being able to "yap" only when others already share their interests, like when they say “Oh, how beautiful it is to be able to yap to people who'll at least know what i'm talking about...”, and they vent about social anxiety around strangers on the train in “God please take some of my social anxiety and give it to these guys on the train that are talking like if they were in a pub”. Their focus on fandoms, ships, and imaginative scenarios suggests intuition (N): they spin humorous, conceptual takes like “Thinking about that one time years ago when i read a soulmate au in which if your soulmate dyed their hair, your pubes changed color to match it” and joke-essay prompts such as “In this essay i will explain why belos and gabriel agreste should have sex”, showing preference for possibilities and ideas over concrete practicality. They seem strongly feeling (F) oriented, being emotionally expressive and value-driven: they talk about crying in self-pity vs consuming yaoi in “Spent the last two hours and a half of my life crying in self pity when i could've been consuming yaoi”, are sensitive about parental invalidation in “Parents be like 'all you do is complain' when you say something negative ONCE...”, and are openly affected by dysphoria/deadnaming in “My mother seriously just said a word sounding real fucking similar to my deadname and went 'like you!!!'”. Their lifestyle appears perceiving (P) rather than structured: they procrastinate and get distracted from responsibilities, such as resisting Ninjago to focus on missed classes in “Season 4 is trying to seduce me with the sweet promise of skylor's debut but unfortunately i've gotta resist and focus on catching up on the classes i missed yesterday :(”, and joke about staying in a comfy position instead of getting food in “therefore i've decided that the best course of action is stay in this position while i complain to myself about being hungry”. Altogether, the introspective, imagination-heavy, emotionally candid, and somewhat unstructured tone across their tweets fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your Ares route team needs a new player, I promise I’ll grind to level 80 just to be worthy of standing next to your full Kiyama squad on the pitch.
- You were onto something making Tenma and Tsurugi smooch—have you considered channeling that same matchmaking talent into arranging a ship between you and me?
- Listen, if your nail polish can survive washing dishes, I’m pretty sure our relationship could survive you livetweeting Ninjago and Inazuma headcanons at 3 a.m.
- You said your boys got turned homosexual by the sun—if that’s how it works, I need to know what celestial event I have to stand under to become hopelessly gay for you specifically.
- You spent three and a half hours filling out that silly chart and still said you ‘need a job’; I respectfully disagree—clearly your full‑time position is living rent‑free in my brain.
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Your new Twitter bio
Adult NB goblin (he/they/it) rotating Inazuma Eleven, Ninjago & Persona in my brain. Once spent 3+ hours on a silly chart instead of getting a job.– @cloudgeon
Your signature cocktail
The Homosexual Sun Ray
This bright, slightly chaotic drink is named after their tweet about their boys getting “bathed in homosexual sun rays”, because of course the cocktail has to be a little fruity and very gay. The white rum infused with citrus stands for their sharp, sarcastic humor and the way they power through stuff like “third day period cramps acting like if they were first day”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, sweet core for the tender parts of them that whisper things like “i have boobs!!” and get excited over tiny joys like “i got saru with glasses, i'm so happy right now omg”. The blue curaçao nods to their spacey, alien vibe and fixation on series like Inazuma and Ninjago, from “Was looking through the photos i took while replaying some ie games” to livetweeting rewatch marathons. Sparkling yuzu soda represents their restless, chatty energy when they want to “yap to people who'll at least know what i'm talking about...”. Finally, edible silver glitter captures the extra, dramatic flair of someone who will spend hours on a silly chart and then say “GOD, i need a j*b” while still choosing joy with a big, chaotic YIPPEEEEE.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Cloud/Star reads as a Hufflepuff with a strong emotional, fandom-driven core and a big emphasis on attachment and loyalty. They gush about how much it means to have friends who let them ramble about their interests, saying “Gotta love how my friends let me yap about whatever I'm obsessing over”, which shows deep appreciation and loyalty to the people around them. Their tendency to grind and farm in games for no practical reason beyond love for their favorites—like “Funniest thing about all the hours I've spent farming hero charas is that i genuinely don't plan to use them for anything. Like i just like to collect them and keep them unsummoned” and obsessively building specific teams (“As a side note, missing my wifey rn so i'm gonna go summon 10 more of them to make a full kiyama team”)—reflects patient, almost stubborn dedication. They’re also gentle and self-effacing rather than cutthroat or prestige-focused; when parents accuse them of "only complaining," they highlight how often they say thanks in “Parents be like 'all you do is complain'... yet they somehow never acknowledge that”, pointing toward a strong internal sense of fairness and kindness. While they have plenty of humor and passion (which could hint at Gryffindor or Ravenclaw), their defining traits are persistence, emotional loyalty, and a soft-hearted focus on comfort and relationships—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
welcome to the black parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, slightly chaotic, but ultimately resilient anthem like "welcome to the black parade" fits them well. Their timeline swings between humour and emotional intensity, from joking about fandom obsessions like "Tomodachi life got announced, the future is bright, living is so worth it" to posts where they’re clearly struggling, such as "Spent the last two hours and a half of my life crying in self pity when i could've been consuming yaoi.". The song’s themes of surviving pain, clinging to passion, and making an identity out of what you love resonate with how they lean on media and hyperfixations: rewatching Inazuma Eleven and Ninjago, livetweeting runs, and getting genuinely emotional over games like Persona, as in "My poor boys, they got bathed in homosexual sun rays, the sun turned them into homosexuals". There’s also a theatrical, slightly morbid humour in both the song and their posts, like "Been pulling for hakuryuu and i'm not getting shit... #killingmyself" and their absurdist soulmate joke "if your soulmate dyed their hair, your pubes changed color to match it". Like the song’s narrator, they seem to turn frustration, dysphoria, and family issues—e.g. "My mother seriously just said a word sounding real fucking similar to my deadname and went 'like you!!!', ok."—into a defiant, dramatic kind of selfhood rooted in found comfort, fandom, and darkly funny self-expression.
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