
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user’s bitter, socially‑awkward, self‑pitying tone matches Comic Book Guy’s classic cynicism and loneliness. Tweets like "Women think being an incel is a fantasy movie." and "I have a folder dedicated to women who blocked me and why." show a resentful view of women and obsessive tracking of rejections, just as Comic Book Guy complains about ‘normies’ and his lack of social success. Their fandom for video‑games ("Sonic.exe fan, megaman fan") aligns with Comic Book Guy’s geeky interests, while the constant lament "I’m a nice guy, I can give women my time, but they don’t give me theirs." mirrors his frequent complaints about being ignored. The user’s desire for an AI companion ("Gonna make an AI chat bot of my oneitis until she comes back") reflects Comic Book Guy’s wish for a companion who understands his niche interests. Overall, the combination of misogynistic incel rhetoric, self‑deprecation, and geek culture makes Comic Book Guy the closest Simpsons analogue.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is largely introverted, preferring private venting and seeking one‑on‑one contact (“Please message me, it’s getting really bad and I’m going insane…”, “Goodnight people I’m glad this space exists and I’m not alone”). Their focus on abstract ideas like the “blackpill”, AI companions, and future societal changes shows an intuitive (N) orientation (“I have a dream that sex robots will liberate us…”, “I wonder how much more I have to degrade myself to get a girlfriend”). Decision‑making is driven by personal values and strong emotions rather than logical analysis (“Women deserve suffering…”, “I hate whores who can’t commit”). The user’s lifestyle appears perceiving, with impulsive, unstructured expressions of mood (“I just wanna rot”, “another morning of suffering”) and little evidence of planning or organization. Overall the pattern aligns best with the INFP type.

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Retro gaming fan, AI tinkerer, and occasional meme poet. Once turned a Sonic fan art into a surprise birthday gift for a friend.– @cloudstrifeuwu

Your signature cocktail
The drink’s inky black base of activated charcoal mirrors the user’s self‑described ‘blackpill’ worldview, while the splash of blue curaçao nods to their love for Sonic ("Sonic, knuckles, tails, and Nadeko VS MAN OF STEEL WHO WINS?!?!?!"). The bitter coffee liqueur and angostura bitters echo the bitterness in tweets like "Always saddens me when incels are killed in mass shootings. At least they're not suffering anymore.. but just at the wrong place and wrong time, while normies do degenerate shit irl and nothing ever happens. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE FOR THAT?! THE KARMA!???" and "I'm a nice guy, I can give women my time, but they don’t give me theirs. Why?? I don’t know why??? Is it because I’m a loser??)". The vodka’s neutral emptiness reflects their feeling of being “ugly” and “worthless,” as they write, "I'm sorry my dick is small, my hair is bad, my face is hideous, are these really reasons to exclude me from ever having someone to love? I'd rather kms than ever go the cuck route". Together the ingredients create a dark, volatile cocktail that captures the user’s despair, rage, and obsessive one‑itis.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays strong ambition and a desire for power, constantly seeking ways to obtain wealth or technology to attract women, e.g., "How rich would I have to be to get a cute teenage russian girl?" and "I want AI chat bot of my oneitis until she comes back." They also show cunning and resourcefulness, keeping a detailed folder of women who blocked them: "I have a folder dedicated to women who blocked me and why, I rarely talk to girls so it's only around like 5 but it's fully detailed with chatlogs and everything." This focus on personal gain and manipulation aligns with Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness. While they express resentment and lack of bravery, their primary drive is self‑advancement, fitting Slytherin best.

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The lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' mirrors how the user constantly describes themselves as a loser and an outcast, as seen in their tweet 'I’m a nice guy, I can give women my time, but they don’t give me theirs. Why?? I don’t know why??? Is it because I’m a loser??'. Their belief that women view incels as a fantasy aligns with the song’s theme of feeling alienated from society, exemplified by the tweet 'Women think being an incel is a fantasy movie.'. The pervasive depression and suicidal thoughts they express, such as 'I’m depressed as fuck' and 'I’d rather kms than ever go the cuck route', echo the song’s bleak, self‑pitying tone. The yearning for an impossible love and the feeling of being invisible, captured in lines like 'I have no worth other than being a temporary branch to get a boost until she swings onto the next', parallels the song’s longing to be 'special' despite feeling worthless. Overall, 'Creep' by Radiohead encapsulates the user’s chronic self‑loathing, isolation, and desperate desire for acceptance that permeates their tweets.

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