Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly analyzes their own patterns and moods, like reflecting on body image and ED in “My current relationship with my body is very complicated and I don’t know anyone that would understand it if I could even put it into words” and “I actually don’t think I have an eating disorder so I need to really amp up my sh”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope and connect, like joking about haircuts in “Whats the point in telling the hairdresser exactly what I want done if they’re just gonna give me a fuck ass bob anyway” and drunk excuses in “I’ve literally never had a hangover but I will always use it as an excuse when people know I’ve been drinking”.
- Candid: Shares vulnerable details without sugarcoating, like discussing isolation and self-worth in “I don’t believe that someone will ever want me romantically or even sexually” and academic struggles in “Graduated high school with a 4.5… but now that I’m on my own I failed two of my classes”.
- Loyal: Values connections and mutuals, as shown by not wanting to abandon their account because of moots in “my moots I’d miss because even if we don’t interact often they still have a place in my heart” and hoping disappeared moots are okay in “I hope my moots that just disappeared are living happy recovered lives”.
- Curious: Experiments with new experiences and environments, like traveling and trying food in England in “First full day in England I feel like I ate so much but I think I’m just not used to eating more than once a day” and reflecting on starting testosterone in “Since starting T I feel so much more sociable and chill”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Speaks very harshly about their body and worth, like “I’m so fucking fat”, “I wanna hoe around but I’m fat and ugly :(”, and “I wish someone would tell me if I’m really ugly or if I’m just ugly because I’m fat”.
- Self-destructive: Normalizes harmful behaviors with ED, SH, and substances, as in “I can’t wait to be back in my dorm so I can properly restrict”, “I actually don’t think I have an eating disorder so I need to really amp up my sh”, and “Picking up a nicotine addiction to get myself through finals”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses a desire for death and lack of future perspective, like “I need to do something great and then die preferably within this year” and “Can’t kill myself cause a month from now I’ll be getting crossfaded in a foreign country”.
- Validation-seeking: Relies heavily on external opinions, especially about weight and looks, as seen in “Visiting home and everyone’s pointing out that I’ve lost weight this is exactly what I needed right now” and “I hate being around my family except for when they keep telling me that they can tell how much weight I’ve lost”.
- Avoidant: Struggles to directly communicate needs or feelings, like not telling friends they miss them in “I miss my friends but I can’t tell them that because I’ve seen them both recently” and feeling like bothering people so retreating to Twitter in “I feel bad actually bothering people and I convince myself no one sees these”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, self-critical, smart, and chronically worried they’re not living up to their potential. Like Lisa, they feel pressure to be exceptional and spiral when they fall short, as in “Graduated high school with a 4.5… but now that I’m on my own I failed two of my classes. I don’t fucking know what to do anymore”. Their complicated relationship with their body and identity also echoes Lisa’s sensitivity and self-awareness: “My current relationship with my body is very complicated and I don’t know anyone that would understand it if I could even put it into words” and “I fucking hate the atypical anorexia diagnose because why is my restrictive eating disorder calling me fat?”. The mix of dark humor and loneliness fits Lisa’s melancholy side, like when they say “I don’t believe that someone will ever want me romantically or even sexually” and “I feel like I’m pretending to be a person”. Even their hope and sentimentality toward friends, despite feeling awkward, parallel Lisa’s need for connection: “My account is so dead… but I have too many moots I’d miss because even if we don’t interact often they still have a place in my heart” and “I love being friends with other autistic people because I worry less that they hate me/ think I hate them”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often feel awkward and drained by interaction, like when they say “I’m so awful at online conversations. I can kinda do calls but anytime I ever like text anyone I want to shoot myself because I know how awkward I sound.” and “Sometimes I feel like such an attention whore around my friends”, showing self‑consciousness rather than comfort in the spotlight. Their focus leans intuitive (N), with lots of big‑picture self‑reflection and metaphor (e.g. “I feel like I’m pretending to be a person” and “You either die shedtwt or live long enough to become drugtwt”), instead of mainly concrete, sensory talk. They read as feeling (F): they center emotions, self‑worth, and relationships—“I don’t believe that someone will ever want me romantically or even sexually” and “I love being friends with other autistic people because I worry less that they hate me/ think I hate them”—and rarely frame things in detached logical terms. Finally, they look perceiving (P) rather than judging: their life feels improvised and impulsive (heavy substance use, last‑minute decisions, and self‑descriptions like “Smoked a little before my exam to ease my nerves but I’m just stoned and scared”), and their goals (weight, academics, self‑harm urges) fluctuate instead of following strict, planned structures. Altogether, the emotionally intense inner life, idealization/devaluation of self, and messy, spontaneous coping suggest INFP most strongly.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ve never even held hands romantically but still wanna write smut — if you need research participants, I volunteer as tribute for a very detailed hand-holding study.
- You keep worrying that being on T will make you gain weight, but honestly the only thing getting heavier around you is the crush I’m developing every time you tweet about canned tuna and chocolate milk like it’s haute cuisine.
- You said you don’t believe anyone will ever want you romantically or sexually, meanwhile I’m over here like your nicotine habit: started as a joke, now I’m lowkey addictive and kind of always there.
- You joked about needing to do something great and then die within the year — may I suggest alternative goals: 1) we get crossfaded together like in your England gay-bar era, 2) I tell you you’re hot in person, 3) you live long enough to become my problematic fave.
- If you can turn being wine drunk, high, and tweeting about losing your smoothie and your vape into content, imagine what we could do together: I’ll bring the Nando’s and diet soda, you bring the autism-friendly vibes, and we can trauma-bond over feeling like bluefin tuna instead of Adrian Chase.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cloud | 18 | autistic trans guy powered by tuna, nicotine, and bbno$ discourse. Once lost my phone while playing “Where’s My Phone?” on loop.– @Cloudy0_o
Your signature cocktail
The Crossfaded Krillstorm
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, just like Cloud announcing “Hi guys I’m back home and wine drunk/ high. It’s tweet time…” and planning on “Getting wine drunk tonight and spam posting”. The high-proof red wine reduction channels all those wine-drunk nights and the desire to “drink it because it’s not enough to get me drunk another time”. Espresso vodka represents the wired, overthinking brain that feels like “I have nothing of worth to say” but still keeps posting anyway. Cotton-candy syrup is a nod to the deceptively sweet side behind the snark, like celebrating that “Today’s omad was 160 cals of cherry berry cotton candy”. The salted tonic splash and tuna-salt rim reflect the briny self-deprecation of “I’ve been eating canned tuna and I can’t decide if I feel more like a gym bro or a cat” and the complicated body feelings of “I feel like losing weight has made me look more feminine and I hate it”. Finally, the nicotine smoke bubble garnish captures the self-destructive flair of picking up vapes and cigarettes to cope, like “Picking up a nicotine addiction to get myself through finals” and flexing “Guess who got a whole pack of Marlboro red’s and 3 pre rolls???”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Cloud shows a strong streak of self-preservation and strategic thinking, even when it’s darkly framed. They talk about needing "to do something great and then die" in “I need to do something great and then die preferably within this year”, which mixes ambition with a dramatic, legacy-focused mindset that aligns with Slytherin’s drive to be exceptional. They also explicitly postpone self-destruction for a future reward in “Can’t kill myself cause a month from now I’ll be getting crossfaded in a foreign country”, a dark but very Slytherin example of long-term, self-interested calculation. Cloud frequently frames unhealthy coping mechanisms as tools to achieve specific goals, such as “Who needs laxative abuse when I could just have a nicotine addiction?” and “Picking up a nicotine addiction to get myself through finals”, showing resourcefulness and a willingness to use whatever means are available to manage their situation. Their tweets also show a sharp, biting humor and a tendency toward jaded pragmatism—like “Krill yourself or get over it” in the bio and “For Christmas I want all my calories today to go to my enemies”—which fits Slytherin’s sardonic, survival-focused edge better than the idealism of Gryffindor or the softness of Hufflepuff. While they have moments of vulnerability and attachment to friends, the dominant pattern is calculated self-preservation, dark ambition, and using every tool at their disposal, all hallmarks of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The best fit for Cloud is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, which captures self-destructive humor, body angst, and nihilistic longing. They joke about death and feeling unreal, like “I need to do something great and then die preferably within this year” and “I feel like I’m pretending to be a person”, mirroring the song’s themes of wasted youth and detachment. Their complex relationship with their body and eating disorder — “My current relationship with my body is very complicated”, “I fucking hate the atypical anorexia diagnose because why is my restrictive eating disorder calling me fat?” — resonates with the song’s fixation on appearance and not feeling ‘right’ in your own skin. The glamorization of unhealthy coping, like “Picking up a nicotine addiction to get myself through finals” and “Crossfaded as fuck on oomfs floor 😝”, fits the track’s romanticization of self-destruction. Even their dark, ironic humor in the bio, “Krill yourself or get over it,” matches the song’s mix of morbid jokes and genuine pain.
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