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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, passionate Lisa Simpson: earnest, principled, nerdy about their interests, and unafraid to lecture people. Like Lisa, they have strong politics and call stuff out directly, e.g. “fuck centrists” and criticizing people for misusing mental health terms in “you can't have aspd 'sometimes'. Have some empathy for those who can't, damnit.”. They’re intensely studious and anxious about performance, spending hours on guides and stressing about PvP in posts like “been reading the pvp guide for like 2 hours now… but now I'm scared of sucking...”, which fits Lisa’s perfectionism. Their bio (“Aspiring clown and ballet dancer”, “autistic”) plus tweets like “Holds up a sign written 'i am autistic about entertainment venues such as amusement parks, circuses and skating rinks!!'” echo Lisa’s combination of intense special interests and self-aware humor. They’re also morally protective of others, warning followers about ED triggers in “if you hate, 'bait' or try to trigger anyone with an eating disorder you are not welcome here”, which is very Lisa-coded. Under the chaos, there’s a lot of heart, idealism, and hyperfixation—classic Lisa Simpson energy, just filtered through Minecraft Twitter and queer fandom.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, quote-tweeting, reacting, and loudly sharing emotions about community drama and fandoms (e.g. “BRO READY TO RELEASE THE WIFIES FILES”, “laughed so hard my face got red dude your brother's funny as shit”). Their interests and language are highly Intuitive, focusing on fandom dynamics, ships, symbolism, and broader community patterns rather than concrete sensory detail, like “the easiest part of being so Minecraft obsessed is that i know all about the smps on my timeline, give me more hermitcraft mcsr pvp lifesteal, hell even uu gimme all of it” and meta takes on queer representation in MC creators (“right leaning and enjoying uu like wemmbu doesn't have his tiara and likes being drawn with long hair and shi”). They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: their judgments are rooted in values, hurt, and protection of people (and characters), calling out behavior that violates those values (“if you hate, 'bait' or try to trigger anyone with an eating disorder you are not welcome here”, “'sometimes i can be a psychopath' i hope you change and grow as a person and realize that you can't have aspd 'sometimes'. Have some empathy for those who can't, damnit.”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive—bouncing from Minecraft PVP to ships to random memes and flights (“day 2 pvp training ToT i am really bad at this”, “been reading the pvp guide for like 2 hours now and I'm sorta supposed to boot up Minecraft again to train what i wanted to, but now I'm scared of sucking...”). The mix of emotional intensity, fandom hyperfixations, outspoken values, and scattered yet enthusiastic project energy best fits ENFP.

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17 • genderqueer city export • Minecraft PvP trainee, clown & ballet enjoyer • once read a PvP guide for 2 hours then got too scared to queue– @ClownDice_

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This chaotic mix is powered by overproof spiced rum for their loud, unfiltered intensity and tendency to yell about games, like “FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX DIE DIE DIE”. Blood orange juice matches their red-kingdom obsession and dramatic flair, echoing lines like “red kingdom 🔛🔝” and all the Branzycraft passion. Electric blue curaçao nods to their constant blue vs. red internal conflict in posts such as “i want to be blue kingdom so bad but kitty and the yuri of cherri and apo are on red...”, giving the drink a PvP-queue level of anxiety and color. A cherry syrup drizzle is the sweet, romantic ship-brain and yuri-lover side of them in tweets like “awesome sapphic throuple #amirite” and “femme4femme strong women with loose morals... that shit is yuri crack cocaine”. Finally, the fizzy energy drink topper captures their hyperfixation and autistic enthusiasm over Minecraft, amusement parks, and creators, as seen in “the easiest part of being so Minecraft obsessed is that i know all about the smps on my timeline” and “Holds up a sign written 'i am autistic about entertainment venues such as amusement parks, circuses and skating rinks!!'”, turning the whole thing into a jittery, clown-coded funhouse in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a loud, values-driven Gryffindor who is very willing to pick fights over what they believe is right. They openly relish confrontation, saying “ngl sometimes i have so much fun picking fights”, and they blast people whose behavior they consider harmful, as in “'sometimes i can be a psychopath' i hope you change and grow as a person and realize that you can't have aspd 'sometimes'. Have some empathy for those who can't, damnit.”. They show a strong moral line around issues like EDs and pro‑ED content and are willing to police their own space: “if you hate, ''bait'' or try to trigger anyone with an eating disorder you are not welcome here.”. Their political takes are blunt and combative—“fuck centrists” and “#FREETHECHUD die twitch execs die !”—which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward bold, sometimes reckless, righteousness. Even in fandom, they defend characters they love against what they see as disrespect (e.g. “I'm seriously going to hurt someone next time i open a fanfic like this.”), showing the passionate protectiveness and impulsive intensity that are classic Gryffindor traits rather than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A song that best fits them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. They’re openly 17 and very online-chaotic, venting intense emotions like “FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX FUCK ROBLOX DIE DIE DIE” and screaming about missing streams like “BRO KMS I JUST GOT TO THE PLACE I'M STAYING AND I FIND OUT I LOST A BRANZY STREAM RAHHHH”, which fits the song’s raw adolescent frustration. The track’s themes of being an outsider and angry at the world mirror their politics and boundaries, like “fuck centrists” and their firm stance on ED-related behavior in “if you hate, 'bait' or try to trigger anyone with an eating disorder you are not welcome here”. Their identity and presentation—“genderqueer city,” clown aesthetics, and hyperfixations on Minecraft creators (“Holds up a sign written 'i am autistic about entertainment venues such as amusement parks, circuses and skating rinks!!'”)—fit the defiant, misfit energy of the song. The combination of humor, anger, and community-obsessed fandom makes Teenagers a strong thematic match for their vibe.

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