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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, Mikey possesses a rebellious, high-energy attitude, explicitly stating “i am so fucking cool” in his bio and warning followers that he will “block freely lalala”. He shares Bart's chaotic sense of humor and intensity, once tweeting that a specific ship makes him feel “AGGRESSIVE” to the point of “clawing at the walls and punching people.” Mikey also exhibits Bart’s penchant for dramatic outbursts, using all-caps to scream “WHY DOESTHISHAVE SO MANY LIKES IM CRYING” and engaging in playful taunts like “#hetatwt watch ur backs.” Ultimately, his mix of artistic focus, Hetalia obsession, and a loud, unapologetic online presence mirrors the disruptive yet creative spirit of The Simpsons’ resident prankster.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mikey exhibits Extraversion through his active engagement in #moothunt to find new friends and his high energy, showcased by exclamations like “YAHOHO TRALALA”. His Intuition is evident in his focus on fandom tropes and character headcanons, such as imagining a character's “YouTube video style” or declaring “He will be transgender if I have anything to do with it”. As a Feeling type, he expresses strong emotional reactions to his interests, notably “clawing at the walls” over favorite pairings and using hyperbolic language like “IMFUCKINY CRYING”. Finally, his Perceiving trait shows in his spontaneous, multifandom nature and disorganized creative process, admitted when he says, “idk what im doing” while doodling.

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Mikey | 17 | Illustrator specialized in digital character art. Exploring the Baltic trio and historical motifs through a modern lens. Requests open via Strawpage.– @clownkaido

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Mikey’s chaotic energy as he dives headfirst into #hetatwt, specifically his obsession with Poland and Lithuania—“Lietpol on my screen I love lietpol”. The pink syrup matches his vibrant aesthetic and his claim that “i am so fucking cool,” while the sour mix reflects his aggressive love for his ships: “Thinking of gerita and clawing at the walls... they make me AGGRESSIVE”. The drink is finished with edible stars to represent his Strawpage and his flair for “Drawing Poland in my normal style because he is so beautiful to me”. It's a sweet but punchy experimental mix for someone who warns he “will destroy him internally” if a character looks too submissive.

Your Hogwarts House
Mikey exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of fierce self-preservation and ambitious creative output, notably through his blunt social boundaries like his bio statement “I block freely lalala”. He possesses a sharp, biting wit and a resourcefulness in engaging his audience, frequently using calls to action for requests to fuel his productivity, as seen in his “Give me hetalia drawing reqs. Or questions. pls im so bored” post. His ambition is evident in his rapid-fire 'moothunt' campaign and his drive to dominate his niche, declaring “#hetatwt watch ur backs” upon his arrival. This combination of calculated social climbing, intense personal loyalty to his 'favs,' and a bold, self-assured attitude—“i am so fucking cool”—aligns him perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Mikey’s online persona is defined by a high-energy, unapologetically queer, and aesthetic-focused attitude, perfectly matching the hyper-pop energy of Ayesha Erotica. He explicitly mentions the artist when noting that Poland Hetalia playlists are “all Ayesha erotica”, showing a direct overlap between his fandom interests and her discography. His bio’s claim “i am so fucking cool” and his habit of posting “#moothunt” threads with stylized layouts reflect the song's themes of self-confidence and digital curation. Mikey’s humor, seen in tweets like “Why does he look submissive” and “He will be transgender if I have anything to do with it”, aligns with the bold, subversive, and campy nature of Fashion Forward.

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