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The tone and chaos of this account best match Bart Simpson: mischievous, dramatic, and always in the middle of some over-the-top bit. They constantly stir playful trouble with friends, like spamming “repost it” at a specific user across multiple tweets, e.g. “you cant escape. repost it. @anniqx__”. Their humor is bratty and trolling in a lighthearted way, such as “anna is cheating on me please cancel her” and “my biggest fan”, which feels very Bart-esque attention-seeking. There’s a streak of chaotic sincerity too, like “i made a new friend recently and 3 of my best friends all just told me they hate him... im starting to fear that i am y/n”, mirroring how Bart hides real feelings behind jokes. Even their melodramatic threats and bits, such as “im going to find you. soon” and “DEAR WARDEN I AM YOUR BITCH I WILL BARK BARK BARK...”, fit Bart’s habit of turning everything into an exaggerated performance.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: most tweets revolve around friends, groupchats, and shared in-jokes, showing high social energy and desire for interaction, e.g. “boy oh boy am i excited to talk to my beloved groupchat” and “i wish someone would call & play with me 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they speak in exaggerated, imaginative, meme-y language rather than grounded detail, like “i am professing my undying love to cloud strife my glorious alpha king we will run off together into the sunset” and fandom/fiction-kin talk such as “my bestfriend just cut me off because she started yumeshipping with my fiction kin.”. They appear strongly Feeling: they react emotionally to drama and morality (“stay safe”, “please cancel her”, worrying about dog safety), for instance “hey, i used to be annas best friend… please stay safe everyone.” and “opened the replies to see people defending loli/shota, if you are a con or think its okay get mental help”, focusing on values and personal hurt. Finally, their spontaneity and chaotic, in-the-moment tweeting indicates Perceiving: they bounce between games, drama, relationships and jokes with little sign of structured planning, e.g. “one day of adopt me later. thank you to my stupid friends i hate you all” and impulsive bits like “hmmm should i send it guys @imfluixon”. Overall, their loud social presence, emotional intensity, fandom focus, and improvisational vibe best match ENFP.

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Part-time priest, full-time meme archivist. Once bled from a leech and still queued Zootopia. Tweets about friends, games & questionable screenshots.– @clstrifess

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The Spiced rum is for their chaotic, dramatic love life and messy bestie drama, like when they said “she hates me and shes cheating on me and she wants to break up. again.” and declared “me and flux just broke up congratulate us pls”. Sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, petty humour as they drag friends with lines like “annas new art so ugly i dead ahh had to tell her to take it down 😭😭🥀🥀” and “i passionately despise you maddie”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet heart underneath the chaos, for moments like “i made a new friend… im starting to fear that i am y/n” and “i miss clownbo. i miss clownbooooo.”. The Energy drink topper reflects their hyper online energy from tweeting stuff like “TOF IS A GROUP OF OMEGAS WE ARE ALL LOSERS ACCEPT YOUR FATE” and “IM FREE FROM SUSPENSION PRISON HELLO WORLD”. Finally, the Pop rocks rim represents their explosive meme brain and unhinged threats like “you cant escape. repost it.” and “im going to find you. soon”, making the whole drink loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very loud, impulsive, confrontational personality that fits Gryffindor best. They openly call out behavior they find unacceptable, like condemning people defending loli/shota in “opened the replies to see people defending loli/shota, if you are a con or think its okay get mental help, u seriously need it” and demanding moderation in “twitter ban this guy”, which reflects strong moral bravery and a willingness to fight publicly. Their dramatic, heat-of-the-moment reactions, such as “IMS O EMBARRAISJG KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME STOP IM EMBARASISJF MYSELF AGAHAHHAHGAAAAAAAAAA” and the unfiltered possessiveness in “she thinks her dogs are safe. @anniqx__”, show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and emotional intensity. They also take a protective stance toward friends and comfort characters, for example reacting to harmful content in “oh thats… gore.. of my comfort character..” and warning others to stay safe in “please stay safe everyone.”. While they are loyal and humorous, their defining traits are boldness, public confrontation, and a tendency to throw themselves into drama head-on rather than avoid it, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, dramatic, and darkly humorous energy of Teenagers fits them extremely well. They bounce between unhinged jokes and real emotional stress, like when they say “IMS O EMBARRAISJG KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME STOP IM EMBARASISJF MYSELF AGAHAHHAHGAAAAAAAAAA” and “im so scared”, mirroring the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. Their timeline is full of messy relationships and friend drama, such as “she hates me and shes cheating on me and she wants to break up. again.” and “my bestfriend just cut me off because she started yumeshipping with my fiction kin.”, which matches the song’s sense of teenage emotional chaos and betrayal. They also oscillate between performative affection and spite — “i passionately despise you maddie” versus “i love my boyfriend imiss him” — much like the song’s exaggerated view of how intense and volatile youth feels. Overall, their loud, dramatic, slightly unhinged online persona is exactly the kind of teenager MCR was singing about.

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