
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is bright, emotionally intense, political, and struggles with feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, they show awareness of social issues and identity, for example calling themself a communist in “i might be the only communist on shedtwt” and talking openly about mental health in “ocd + adhd + asd”. There’s a strong undercurrent of pain and self-criticism beneath humor, similar to Lisa’s mix of competence and sadness, seen in posts like “soon i will be as ugly outside as i am inside.” and “cutting is really fun but also im disappointing everyone whose ever believed in me”. Their conflicts with family and body image echo Lisa’s tension with her parents and society, such as “my dad walks into the room and everyones immediately on edge. i need to get out of this fucking house” and “how to eat less without my parents noticing sigh.”. Despite the self-destructive behavior, there is also care for others and a wish to improve, like celebrating loved ones in “i have the sweetest and most perfect girlfriend in the whole wide world” and boosting anti-suicide sentiment in “NEVER KILL YOURSELF”, which fits Lisa’s core of compassion under distress.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re very online, most content is about internal experiences (self-harm urges, ED thoughts, mood) and close relationships, not large social scenes, e.g. talking about their girlfriend and best friend rather than parties or big friend groups (“my gf like never wants to go out with me. i get to go to her house maybe once a month…”, “my best friend wants me to quit (i love her very very very much and would do anything she asked sooo)”). They seem more iNtuitive (N) than purely Sensing, often framing things in terms of identity and meaning (communism, polyamory, kink discourse, shtwt/edtwt culture) rather than just concrete facts, e.g. “i might be the only communist on shedtwt” and commenting on community norms like “edtwt stop riding bmis dick so hard PLEASE”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions, relationships, and being hurt or loved, like “cutting is really fun but also im disappointing everyone whose ever believed in me” and “broke up with my girlfriend and she didnt even let me tell her why”, and they show strong emotional reactions to their dad’s comments (“id be an 'obese pig.'”). They read as Perceiving (P): they’re impulsive and spontaneous (frequent last-minute decisions to cut or eat, shifting rules like “per my Very Offical Rules i am not allowed while on my period” then breaking streaks like “relapse core 😛😛🔥🔥🔥🔥 photos in 🧵🧵....”), and they often ask others what to do in the moment (“do i really wanna cut...”). Altogether, a sensitive, emotionally expressive, identity-focused, and somewhat chaotic inner world points most strongly to INFP.

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Sydney | 17 | PA student who survives on pasta, Fallout, and weird typos. Once tracked mood for 2 weeks straight just to prove I could commit to something.– @clxwn_cxtz

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The blood orange juice mirrors their shtwt persona and cutting fixation, echoing lines like “i love cutting myself!!!!!” and the search for blades in “where the hell do you buy double edge razors”. Black cherry hard seltzer keeps the drink fizzy and teenage-chaotic, fitting their swipe-typo energy and posts like “attempting to multiswipe pls pray for me”. Activated charcoal syrup brings a dark, inky sweetness for the heavy mood behind tweets like “soon i will be as ugly outside as i am inside.” and “cutting is really fun but also im disappointing everyone whose ever believed in me”. A splash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the sting of their family situation and ED triggers, like “my dad said that if i drank more than one can of soda… id be an ‘obese pig.’” and “how to eat less without my parents noticing sigh.”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim nods to their sweetness and affection under all the angst—tweets like “i have the sweetest and most perfect girlfriend in the whole wide world” and their playful self-promo in “#promotwt !! ⋆.˚ 🩸” give the whole thing a sparkling, performative finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Sydney shows a strong streak of recklessness and thrill‑seeking around self-harm that aligns more with Gryffindor impulsiveness than with quiet, methodical traits; for example, they say “i love cutting myself!!!!!” and hype up relapse as “relapse core 😛😛🔥🔥🔥🔥 photos in 🧵🧵....”. Even when afraid, they push through and treat dangerous behavior as a challenge, like planning “tonight i WILL lock in and cut.” and describing a painful wound with a kind of perverse pride: “that cut i did yesterday hurts so BADLY UGH i can barely WALK.”. They also show a willingness to loudly stand by their beliefs and boundaries, such as openly declaring political identity (“i might be the only communist on shedtwt”) and firm DNIs in their promo tweets like “tcc proana proship dni”. While they care about friends and partners, the dominant impression is of someone who confronts pain head‑on, makes bold emotional declarations (e.g., “i have the sweetest and most perfect girlfriend in the whole wide world”), and acts on intense feeling even when it’s risky—all hallmark Gryffindor traits.

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Bury a Friend fits them because it captures that mix of morbid humor, self‑destruction, and numbness they show in their tweets, like when they say “i love cutting myself!!!!!” and “tonight i WILL lock in and cut.”. The song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind and body match their ongoing struggle with self‑harm and infection worries, like “is my cut supposed to be having like yellow liquid coming out of it :sob:” and “they should make bandaging that doesnt hurt to take off”. Billie’s detached, almost casual way of talking about pain mirrors how they joke about their own self‑destruction, for example “cutting is really fun but also im disappointing everyone whose ever believed in me”. And underneath the edge, there’s still a desire for love and connection, like “i have the sweetest and most perfect girlfriend in the whole wide world” and “my best friend wants me to quit (i love her very very very much and would do anything she asked sooo)”, which fits the song’s vulnerable core under all the darkness.

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