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The user’s cynically doomer tone and overt pro‑war, militaristic enthusiasm—e.g. 'Btw war and military power is good. The whole reason why no one wants to fuck with the USA...' and 'defense companies have the coolest logos and name ever'—mirrors Mr. Burns’s profit‑driven, militaristic mindset. Their disdain for society, as in 'I have never ever once blamed society for literally anything and I’m literally the number 1 doomer...' reflects Burns’s contempt for the working class. The ruthless, nihilistic logic expressed in 'Without Fail Every guru will collapse under their own system of preaching ... If u see a buddha Kill him' aligns with Burns’s cut‑throat business tactics. Additionally, the self‑aggrandizing claim 'Heuristic : Never ever ever look at what ppl ... Always look at wat they do thats who they really are' captures Burns’s pragmatic, manipulative worldview. Overall, the blend of dark humor, anti‑societal sentiment, and militaristic pride best fits the character of Mr. Burns.

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CMIX's tweets are heavily introspective and rarely seek external validation, e.g., "I used to be one of those online ppl are real it's all parasocial… I genuinely love a lot of you," indicating Introversion. Their frequent references to abstract concepts like "the matrix… it's real… we must kill it," "I keep having prophetic dreams," and "If you're serious about knowledge you eventually have to look into epistemology" show a preference for Intuition. The user often evaluates ideas with blunt logic, as in "I have never once blamed ‘society’… you’re just a retard loser" and "Without fail every guru will collapse under their own system of preaching," reflecting a Thinking orientation. Their posting style is spontaneous, erratic, and driven by immediate urges—"I can’t fucking sleep ama," "My peak shitposting days are behind me but my peak posting days are ahead of me"—suggesting Perceiving.

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Chronically online coder who solves integrals in dreams, fuels insomnia with magnesium & coffee. #90s music lover.– @cmix013

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The drink’s dark base of black vodka mirrors the user’s "matrix… its real… and we must kill it" vibe ("the matrix..... its real.... and we must kill it"). A shot of coffee liqueur captures the sleepless, 4 am insomnia that haunts them ("4.24 am and i cant fucking sleep ama"). Magnesium‑infused tonic references their reliance on magnesium supplements for relief ("Im taking 4 different medications rn but the thing thats making me the most better is magnesium supplements"). A dash of absinthe adds a chaotic, nihilistic edge echoing their doomer outlook and "nomad drunkard poet" aspiration ("I think my life destiny is to become a nomad drunkard poet roaming the streets like a discount diogenes"). Finally, rose water gives a perfumed finish, nodding to their love of scents ("I got 3 or 4 perfumes as a bday present every year and they sustain me through the entire year").

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The user repeatedly stresses intellectual curiosity and the value of knowledge, as in "If you're serious about knowledge eventually you have to look into epistemology bc you realize you can justify literally anything with the right rationale." They frequently apply analytical thinking, e.g., "Heuristic : Never ever ever look at what ppl (or even yourself) say, feel, think, believe, articulate, intention – always look at what they do, that's who they really are." Their tweets also discuss technical subjects and a desire for understanding, such as "Ill say this once again for ppl new to cmix If u only work in software you have no right to call urself an 'engineer' thats a title only bestowed on those who can affect the physical world." Their self‑reflection and philosophical musings, like "I think about this everytime im in a rich neighborhood … truth is they’re fundamentally different ppl with different values," show a penchant for deep thought typical of Ravenclaw. While they have occasional bravado, the dominant pattern is a love of learning and clever analysis, pointing to Ravenclaw.

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The song 'Mad World' captures the bleak, sleepless, and existential tone that dominates cmix013’s timeline. Their tweet at 4.24 am, 'I cant fucking sleep ama', reflects the insomnia that the song’s melancholic piano line often evokes. Their self‑described destiny as a 'nomad drunkard poet' and the line 'the matrix..... its real.... and we must kill it' echo the song’s lyrics about feeling out of place in a crazy world. Their admission of being a 'doomer' and refusing to blame society matches the chorus 'All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, what’s left of the world is mad.' The overall vibe of hopelessness, introspection and longing for escape fits the mood of 'Mad World'.

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