Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows deep emotional investment in Smash and the Blue Jays, e.g. “I LOVE MY TEEEEEEEEEEAM” and multiple Jays/Elite Smash grind tweets.
- Community‑oriented: Engages with and uplifts others, thanking coaches and players in “Thanks so much to @GXTREME__ for coaching me today at the Arcadian” and inviting DMs for games in “you’re welcome to dm me and ask for games”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on emotions and behavior, like accepting bracket frustration yet keeping perspective in “way happier about the fact that I had very little reaction to it” and clarifying boundaries around names in “if you call me Carter you’re gambling with how close you think our relationship is”.
- Curious: Frequently asks questions and runs debates/AMAs, e.g. “Ama while I sit in the most goated spot you’ve ever seen in hide and seek history” and polls on risk and sports like “How much of an advantage is being the home team”.
- Values‑driven: Openly supports social causes in their bio (BLM, LGBTQIA+ ally) and speaks strongly against dismissive attitudes toward serious issues in “To anyone tweeting ‘finally I have a reason to hate them’ fuck off and fuck you. The fact that we don’t take this shit seriously every single time is a fucking problem”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Can be aggressively confrontational, as in “To anyone tweeting ‘finally I have a reason to hate them’ fuck off and fuck you” and calling out players like “Trump2028 the elite dk: you are fucking awful”.
- Sports‑tilted: Lets sports outcomes heavily affect mood, seen in “I want to watch the city I’m from win at a sport I watch and it genuinely will never happen in my life and that objective truth has put me on the verge of tears tonight” and “I still can’t believe it didn’t go our way man”.
- Saltiness: Displays lingering frustration about matches and characters, e.g. “Lost a set cuz snake didn’t die to fsmash at 125” and “Pika has the worst item toss in the game”.
- Overcommitted: Juggles many responsibilities and can feel stretched, hinted by working a demanding camp job with little time off in “I have an hour long break from a job that very rarely gives me time off” and heavy grind in Elite/locals alongside school and moving to university.
- Negativity‑prone: Sometimes defaults to pessimistic or fatalistic framing, like “Thinking about death”, “I hate everybody”, and describing the Jays as “the most difficult sports team I have ever tried to cheer for”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, earnest, a little neurotic, and very invested in both personal improvement and broader social issues. Like Lisa, he mixes principled stances with frustration at how unseriously people treat serious topics, as in his PSA-style callout of bad reactions to tragedy: “To anyone tweeting ‘finally I have a reason to hate them’ fuck off and fuck you. The fact that we don’t take this shit seriously every single time is a fucking problem”. He’s openly values-driven (BLM, LGBTQIA+ ally) and academically/competitively focused, obsessing over getting better at Smash and school transitions, reflected in tweets like “All I want is to be a good enough smash player that I can take on a student and whiplash them like I’m J.K. Simmons” and “Finished course registration for university! I’m a big boy now”. The self-aware, slightly melodramatic humor about sports pain and life (“I want to watch the city I’m from win at a sport I watch and it genuinely will never happen in my life and that objective truth has put me on the verge of tears tonight”) feels very Lisa-coded: emotionally intense but also wry. Finally, his mix of niche intellectual debates, from fantasy sports and matchup charts to odd hypotheticals like “Would you press a button if it eliminates the mosquito population but the aardvarks go out with them”, matches Lisa’s tendency to overthink and moralize even the weirdest questions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and shared experiences, like hosting AMAs (“Ama while I sit in the most goated spot you’ve ever seen in hide and seek history”, “I have an hour long break… AMA/interact please”) and inviting DMs and games (“you’re welcome to dm me and ask for games, I’m always very welcoming of my fans”). Their humor and perspective show strong Intuition: they enjoy hypothetical and conceptual questions (“Would you press a button if it eliminates the mosquito population but the aardvarks go out with them”, “How much of an advantage is being the home team. Idk why I made this but feel free to argue anyway if you want”) and meta takes about communities and formats (“It’s crazy how crew battles are the sickest format in all of esports… and the smash community barely cares about them”). They appear more Feeling than Thinking: they care about fairness and emotions in others, like condemning flippant reactions to serious issues (“To anyone tweeting ‘finally I have a reason to hate them’ fuck off and fuck you. The fact that we don’t take this shit seriously every single time is a fucking problem”) and being unable to fully "smurf" people because the opponents were too nice (“ended up only going 3 2 because I played two of the nicest people ever and couldn’t bring myself to take the set win after pretending to be a new player”). Their lifestyle and tone are strongly Perceiving: they emphasize spontaneity and going with vibes (“I just learned that going out and doing something fun on Friday night is absolutely the best way to make the weekend feel longer”) and joke about DQ’ing and flowy bracket behavior rather than rigid discipline (“DQ’ing from WiFi brackets is a drug but it’s the drug for me”). Putting it together, a sociable, hypothetical-loving, value-driven, spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If elite smash on Tri-State servers is harder than Southeast, does that mean earning a spot in your DMs is like trying to take a stock off your Pikachu on Battlefield Westchester?
- You’re out here timing out Alex the Sora to teach them a lesson about four-minute rulesets—wanna spend way more than four minutes with me arguing about whether Pika actually has the worst item toss in the game?
- You said you just want to dance around the kitchen at 2 AM to ‘Be My Baby’—I can’t promise top player results, but I can absolutely promise elite-tier footwork and a mean off-key harmony.
- As a Jays fan who ‘cannot wait to let this permanently affect your mental health,’ you’re already committed to long-term suffering—might as well date me so at least we can cope together when Bo Bichette leaves and Chris Bassitt’s ERA spikes.
- You wanna be good enough at Smash to whiplash a student like J.K. Simmons—how about we start with a private lesson where you teach me rushdown Pika, and I’ll teach you how to inhale through your nose while exhaling through your mouth between stocks?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Pikachu main from Westchester, Jays diehard, and college smasher. Once timed out a Sora on purpose to prove 4-minute rulesets are a crime.– @CMS_BB8
Your signature cocktail
The Elite Smash Thunder Rush
This cocktail hits like a hard‑read up-smash: bright, fast, and a little salty, just like a Pika main grinding Elite and tweeting things like “Pika has the worst item toss in the game” and “The Pikachu is hard propaganda continues they’re never gonna wake up”. Silver tequila is the main stock—bold, youthful, and occasionally tilted—mirroring lines like “Thinking about death” and “I want to watch the city I’m from win at a sport I watch and it genuinely will never happen in my life”, but still getting back in bracket the next day. Spicy ginger beer captures their chaotic, relentless energy in Smash and life, from timing out a Sora in “I timed you out not because I had to but because having a four minute ruleset is garbage and you needed a wakeup call” to ranting about microwave settings in “Every recipe for something cooked in a microwave specifies cooking it on high…”. Blue curaçao is for the Toronto Blue Jays obsession and emotional investment in baseball, seen in “Man I love my Toronto Blue Jays” and playoff heartbreak like “I still can’t believe it didn’t go our way man”. Fresh lemon juice keeps it sharp and witty, reflecting their constant hot takes and debates, from fantasy hoops in “Who here knows ball and can rate my fantasy basketball team” to music snobbery in “If you just listen to an artist’s most popular songs I am in fact better than you at listening to music”. Finally, the sea salt rim with electric-yellow sugar is the perfect mix of saltness and sweetness: the saltlord who tweets “Trump2028 the elite dk: you are fucking awful and no I do not play piranha plant” is also the same guy who wants to “dance around the kitchen with at 2 AM listening to Be My Baby by the Ronettes”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is care for people and communities over ego or results, which is very Hufflepuff. They talk about wanting to mentor others in Smash, saying “All I want is to be a good enough smash player that I can take on a student and whiplash them like I’m J.K. Simmons”, and even in a WiFi bracket they can’t bring themselves to keep a dishonest advantage: “ended up only going 3 2 because I played two of the nicest people ever and couldn’t bring myself to take the set win after pretending to be a new player”. Their loyalty and warmth show up in how deeply they care about camp and friends (“I’m very very sad so don’t talk to me today I miss everybody there very much”) and how quickly they reassure followers during a rough moment (“others do not fret I am mentally alright”). They’re also explicitly values-driven and protective of others, calling out bad reactions to serious issues: “To anyone tweeting ‘finally I have a reason to hate them’ fuck off and fuck you. The fact that we don’t take this shit seriously every single time is a fucking problem”, and identifying as a BLM and LGBTQIA+ ally in their bio. While they have wit and some competitive ambition, the consistent emphasis on fairness, kindness, and community over winning or clout aligns them most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Be My Baby - The Ronettes
A well‑known song that best fits them is Be My Baby because they literally daydream about that exact scenario: needing “someone to dance around the kitchen with at 2 AM listening to Be My Baby by the Ronettes” “Need someone to dance around the kitchen with at 2 AM listening to Be My Baby by the Ronettes is that too much to ask”. The song’s mix of yearning and romantic optimism mirrors how they tweet openly about wanting connection and community, like when they talk about meeting “a lot of cool guys” at bracket and planning to come back “Forgot to post earlier but bracket was very fun! Met a lot of cool guys and everyone was super nice even tho I was the new guy. I'll be back! 🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜”. Be My Baby is also playful and heartfelt at the same time, similar to their tone when they joke about adulthood and growing up—“Any suggestions for things to do on your last day as a child” “Any suggestions for things to do on your last day as a child”. Overall, the song captures their blend of romantic idealism, emotional sincerity, and slightly dramatic, very online sense of self.
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