Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Posts heartfelt tributes to her pet Constantine and shares grief openly (e.g., 'rest in peace my stinky little girl')
- Expressive: Uses candid language and emoticons to convey feelings, such as 'I'm not doing very good recently 😢'
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for Goo Goo Dolls, repeatedly posting about the band and concerts
- Creative: Shares cosplay and convention content like 'convention haul' and 'guess who met mr nathan drake'
- Resilient: Continues posting after a hospital stay and a suicide attempt, demonstrating perseverance
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent sudden outbursts with profanity and exclamations (e.g., 'FUCKKKK', 'OMG')
- Inconsistent: Regularly apologizes for gaps in activity, indicating irregular posting patterns
- Oversharing: Discloses personal mental‑health crises and suicide attempt publicly
- Negative: Often critiques services and expresses frustration, such as calling mental‑health services a 'joke'
- AttentionSeeking: Repeatedly urges followers to discuss specific topics (e.g., Goo Goo Dolls) and seeks validation
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user repeatedly voices deep depression and suicidal thoughts, as seen in "i just spent the past two days in hospital after attempting to take my own life and the hospital has done nothing nor intend to do anything about getting me mental help" and "mental health services in australia are such such a joke", mirroring Moe Szyslak’s chronic low mood and occasional suicidal ideation. Their frequent profanity‑filled outbursts, like "FUCKKKKKKKKKK" and "SHUT UP", echo Moe’s blunt, angry speech style. The user’s obsession with pop‑culture as an escape—"i fucking love goo goo dolls so much" and "i love just being able to walk outside and pretend i’m in a rainforest"—parallels how Moe uses music and the bar as a refuge from his bleak reality. A tender side appears in caring for a pet, evident in "rest in peace my stinky little girl" about Constantine, similar to Moe’s occasional soft moments with animals. Overall, the mix of profound melancholy, self‑deprecating humor, and escapist fandom best fits the character Moe Szyslak.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user’s frequent direct addresses like "hi guys i’ve been a little inactive" and "giys why arent we talking abt goo goo dolls" show an outward, people‑focused energy typical of Extraversion. They often discuss abstract ideas, future plans, and trends (e.g., "thinking abt that goo goo dolls concert again" and "been seeing this trend go around LOL"), indicating a preference for Intuition over concrete details. Their strong emotional expressions such as "i love life", "i’m not doing very good recently. i’m sorry for inactivity 😢", and "i miss her so much" reflect a Feeling decision‑making style. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern—"leaving the house tomorrow i am so scared" and "i’m lowkey more active on @dolldeathss but i’mnnot dead i promise"—suggests a Perceiving approach. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey Iris, if you were a Goo Goo Dolls song, you’d be their perfect ‘Iris’—the track I’d put on repeat all summer.
- If I were Dr. House, my diagnosis would be ‘Iris‑itis’: an uncontrollable urge to spend every night watching House with you and swapping stories about Constantine.
- How about we form a two‑player squad in Overwatch? I’ll be your Mercy, you’ll be my Iris, and after we win we can ride through the Red Dead frontier together.
- Your convention haul is legendary—let’s cosplay together: I’ll be the daring Playboy bunny you joked about, and you can be the vampire queen who makes my heart race.
- I’ve got a fresh candle, a Milo ice‑cream, and a Letterboxd watchlist ready—let’s light the night, share a scoop, and debate the best Nier Automata tracks over a Goo Goo Dolls playlist.
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Your new Twitter bio
21‑yr‑old Aussie 🎮🧟♀️ | She/They | Dog mom to Constantine, photobomb champ 🐾 | House MD & Goo Goo Dolls fan | Cosplay junkie | Mental‑health advocate– @cnstantines
Your signature cocktail
Iris' Midnight Remedy
The cocktail blends Australian gin, a nod to the user's love of Aussie concerts ('being australian is great for concerts because you get to hear all the hits'), with Milo chocolate liqueur reflecting the sweet optimism of 'i got a milo ice cream i love life'. Blood orange juice adds a vampiric hue, echoing the tweet about 'been locked into vampires since day 1'. A dash of aromatic bitters mirrors the bitterness of mental health struggles expressed in 'mental health services in australia are such such a joke'. The gummy bear garnish pays homage to their obsession with the Goo Goo Dolls ('i fucking love goo goo dolls so much'). The name Iris' Midnight Remedy captures the mix of melancholy and hope, just like the tweet 'hi guys i’m not doing very good recently. i’m sorry for inactivity 😢'.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Iris frequently displays bravery by openly sharing personal mental health struggles, such as posting about a suicide attempt and criticizing the lack of help: 'i just spent the past two days in hospital after attempting to take my own life and the hospital has done nothing nor intend to do anything about getting me mental help'. They also confront uncomfortable situations head‑on, e.g., 'i’m trying to shower and this perv won’t stop watching me'. Their willingness to speak loudly about injustices ('mental health services in australia are such a joke') and to use strong language ('FUCKKKKKKKKKK') shows a bold, daring spirit. While they show loyalty and empathy, the dominant trait is courage and a readiness to stand up for themselves and others, which aligns with Gryffindor values.
Your movie
Your song
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
User @cnstantines repeatedly mentions their love for the Goo Goo Dolls, even asking why the band isn’t playing ‘Iris’ on Tiny Desk (“giys why arent we talking abt goo goo dolls playing iris for tiny desk?? guys guys”). The song’s title matches the user’s chosen name “Iris” and reflects the yearning and vulnerability expressed in their timeline, such as the post about a recent suicide attempt and feeling abandoned by mental‑health services (“i just spent the past two days in hospital after attempting to take my own life… mental health services in australia are such such a joke”). The lyrics “And I’d give up forever to be with you” echo the user’s longing for connection and support during their struggle with depression and the impending loss of their pet Constantine. Additionally, the refrain “And I don’t want to be the one left behind” mirrors their feelings of isolation and the repeated pleas for people to talk about what matters to them (“Can we talk about this please”). Overall, the emotional intensity and the direct Goo Goo Dolls reference make “Iris” the most fitting anthem for this account.
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