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Homer Simpson is the most fitting match because the user shares his love of fast food and indulgent habits, as seen in tweets like 'Had burger king today' and 'Burger king sucks'. Like Homer, they display impulsive, comedic outbursts such as 'OH MY GOD FINALLY' and 'OH SHIT i gotta watch zootopia 2'. Their recurring struggle with energy drink addiction mirrors Homer's well‑known beer addiction, highlighted in 'I will truly quit energy drinks… I have an addiction to em'. The user's random, meme‑filled stream of consciousness and frequent self‑deprecating jokes ('I think im like that pokemon that has to constantly be jumping…') also echo Homer's often clueless, goofy personality. Finally, their chaotic mix of hobbies—from anime to Warhammer—captures Homer's tendency to dive head‑first into any new obsession without much filter.

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The user is clearly extraverted, constantly addressing the audience and asking for input, e.g., "Chat, should i kill him?" and "Ok american oomfs i need y'all insight." They show a strong intuition by focusing on abstract, speculative ideas such as "Mythos 02: i dont mind being just a fading memory, do you?" and "If 'finger licking good' exists, then so does 'toe sucking evil'?" Their tone is driven by feeling, regularly sharing personal emotions like "Being used as reference for art is the biggest compliment I've ever gotten in my life 😭😭" and "I feel bad for the 2 rent a girlfriend fans in existence #putthepencildownbro." Finally, they display a perceiving, spontaneous style with rapid, meme‑filled posts such as "Will happen" and "I think I'm like that pokemon that has to constantly be jumping...".

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Mexican cosplayer & gamer (22). Anime addict, Warhammer 40K fan, gym rat. Built my own Toji suit after waiting a month for the wrong size. #DIY– @coated_paper03

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The Batwing Booster blends black vodka for the dark bat motif in Paper’s handle (🦇), a shot of cold brew coffee that mirrors their "energy‑drink addiction" and constant "jumping" jokes ("I think im like that pokemon that has to constantly be jumping, but in my case instead of jumping i have to make stupid dumb unfunny jokes every 5 minutes or my heart is gonna stop"). A splash of Red Bull adds the literal caffeine kick they vow to replace with coffee ("i have an addiction to em"), while smoky mezcal evokes the Warhammer love of swords and orks ("Also love swords. Ngl i think everyone should be able to own 1 at least once in ther lifes"). A dash of grenadine provides a blood‑red finish, recalling their penchant for dark, dramatic flair as seen in tweets about mythos and cosplay. The layered bitterness and sweet undertone capture Paper’s mix of humor, melancholy, and fandom, echoing their love for ambient background music ("I really like the idea of the background music that would play everytime you interact with me is 'everywhere at the end of time', at least the 1st stage tho"). Garnished with a tiny chocolate bat, the drink is a perfect tribute to a 22‑year‑old anime‑obsessed, gym‑going, cosplay‑crafting soul.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes loyalty, as seen in the tweet "I stuck with Halo for like 7 years and only quit after hearing that one of the new devs for the new game didnt like guns. Im a loyal dog to like 99%" which mirrors Hufflepuff's hallmark of steadfast loyalty. Their dedication to long‑term projects is evident from "My goal this november is to at least get the patterns done for the kharn armor, so i at least can start somewhere", reflecting the hard‑working nature prized by Hufflepuff. They also show a caring, community‑oriented attitude, highlighted by "Being used as reference for art is the biggest compliment i've ever gotten in my life 😭😭", aligning with Hufflepuff's emphasis on kindness and support. The tweet "Never ask a fan of 'X thing' to read/watch their series" demonstrates their sense of fairness and empathy toward others, another Hufflepuff trait. While they enjoy nerdy interests, the dominant themes of loyalty, perseverance, and kindness point most strongly to Hufflepuff.

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The track "Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots captures @coated_paper03's mix of youthful anxiety, nostalgia and the pressure of adult responsibilities. Their tweet "...im 22? [picture]" and the recurring mention of generational trauma ("Generational trauma so bad that we still feel like 2020 was not so long ago [picture]") echo the song's chorus about wishing to go back to simpler times. The lyric "I wish we could turn back the clock" mirrors their lament about energy‑drink addiction and wanting to quit ("For this time around, i will truly quit energy drinks"). Additionally, lines about feeling like a fading memory ("Mythos 02: i dont mind being just a fading memory, do you?") and constantly needing to make jokes ("I think im like that pokemon that has to constantly be jumping, but in my case instead of jumping i have to make stupid dumb unfunny jokes every 5 minutes or my heart is gonna stop") reflect the song's theme of being overwhelmed and trying to keep up. The overall vibe of stress, humor, and yearning for a carefree past fits the mood of "Stressed Out" perfectly.

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