CoatsGuy
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Your Simpsons character
CoatsGuy shares Moe's mix of loneliness, dark humor, and occasional moments of triumph. Like Moe, who often feels isolated at his bar, CoatsGuy tweets about feeling left out ('the worst part is seeing my friends in voice chat having fun'). His sarcastic wit, such as 'count your days faker,' mirrors Moe's grumpy humor. Both characters are complex, with layers of sadness and resilience.

Your MBTI personality Type
CoatsGuy fits the INFP type, characterized by deep emotions, introspection, and a desire for connection. His tweet 'Everyday i wake up regreting my actions' reflects the INFP tendency for self-reflection. His sensitivity to life’s surreal moments, like holding a dead bird, aligns with their poetic nature. INFPs often feel misunderstood, as seen in 'Tried talking to this one new boy at work today and he literally said 'please dont talk to me.'' Despite challenges, they hold onto hope, as seen in 'Even in the darkest moments of my life someone can bring me a flashlight.'

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Lonely gamer navigating life’s absurdities. Dark humor enthusiast. Elden Ring conqueror. Quiet kid in class with eyebags larger than life. Sometimes crying, sometimes winning. DM for existential musings.– @CoatsGuy

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The 'Melancholy Mixer' reflects CoatsGuy’s emotional depth and dark humor. Vodka represents his struggles, as seen in 'I need to kill myself.' Blue Curacao adds a touch of introspection, like his tweet 'the ability to close your eyes is so insane to me.' Lemon Juice provides a sharp contrast, embodying his sarcastic wit in 'count your days faker.' Club Soda brings lightness, hinting at his moments of triumph, such as beating an Elden Ring boss.

Your Hogwarts House
CoatsGuy fits Slytherin due to his resourcefulness, ambition, and dark humor. His determination to beat an Elden Ring boss ('Spend an hour trying to beat a elden ring boss') reflects a drive to succeed despite obstacles. His sarcastic tweets like 'count your days faker' align with Slytherin's cunning and wit. While he struggles with self-esteem, his resilience in moments like walking three hours to a closed store shows a will to persevere, a hallmark of Slytherin.

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This song captures CoatsGuy’s feelings of isolation and self-doubt. Lines like 'I have nothing to Look forward to anymore' echo the song’s themes of not fitting in. His introspective and emotional tweets, such as 'Everyday i wake up regreting my actions,' align with the song’s melancholic tone. The raw vulnerability of 'Creep' resonates deeply with his personality.

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