
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, analytical, creative, and a little high-strung about the things they care about. Like Lisa, they dive deep into media analysis, such as their detailed breakdown in “an analysis thread of wemmbu and his coping mechanisms + how justice duo broke the cycle” and takes like “the more uutwt forces this overly victimizing narrative of wemmbu… the more they squish him into the mold…”. They’re openly passionate and idealistic about their interests, shown in highs like “WEMMBU UPLOADED RAIN IS POURINGFROM THE HEAVENS MY CROPS WILL PROSPER” and strong opinions about fandom etiquette in “all i want for christmas is for SOME… wubers to have basic social etiquette”. Their artistic side and commitment to improvement (commissions, fanart, and comments like “tfw urdesigns lowk never feel right 🤔”) echo Lisa’s creative perfectionism. Even their balance of exams and art in “to finish my commissions or to study for my exams” fits Lisa’s studious yet expressive personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with fandom communities, celebrate follower milestones, and openly emote on main, e.g. the highly social excitement in “WAIT almost at 2k!!!” and the friendly reassurance in “thats honestly really fair man i get how you feel. it often gets called a really overstimulating server for a reason. say hello tho, and they’d all be happy to say it back.”. They are strongly Intuitive, obsessed with AU concepts, symbolism, and character psychology rather than surface events, such as their analysis in “an analysis thread of wemmbu and his coping mechanisms + how justice duo broke the cycle” and their AU brainstorming in “the urge to mix my two interests together (uu x milgram..... UU X GCDG.......)”. Their tone is clearly Feeling: they focus on emotional nuance and fairness, defending characters and creators’ boundaries with value-based language like “all i want for christmas is for SOME (if not most) wubers to have basic social etiquette and the common decency not to make someone else’s content about wemmbu” and their giddy joy in “im so giddy im so giddy and happy and joyous”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they procrastinate, get distracted by new ideas, and improvise rather than rigidly plan, as seen in “to finish my commissions or to study for my exams” and their casual acceptance of idea overflow in “FUNNY YOU SAY THIS ACTUALLY I HAVE SO MUCH MORE IDEAS… but if you wait like a week i can totally do that lalalala”. Taken together—highly expressive, idea-driven, emotionally attuned, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.

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Fanartist + analyst for UU & more │ Comms open, DMs welcome │ Once storyboarded a whole comic at 3AM over Jollibee spaghetti– @coconutdumpster

Your signature cocktail
The Wubing Wemmbu Fizz is loud, bright, and a little unhinged in the best way—just like Koca live-tweeting UU and CynicSMP. Pandan-infused white rum stands in for their Filipino HS AU brainrot and late-night Jollibee moments, inspired by lines like “uu fil hs au” and “i just got a bad art comic/fanfic idea from me eating jollispaghetti in the dark at 3 am”. Sharp calamansi juice captures their tendency to call things out with tangy honesty, like “all i want for christmas is for SOME (if not most) wubers to have basic social etiquette” and “the more uutwt forces this overly victimizing narrative of wemmbu…”. Soft lychee liqueur is the sweet, affectionate side of their fandom brain, seen in “parrot i lvoe you sosososososo much…..” and “egg’s scenes r so silly i love him so bad”. Electric blue curaçao and a popping-candy soda top echo their hyper, caps-lock reactions—“IM NORMAL IM NORMAL AAFHGHGDHSH OHMYGGIDDIDODDODDD ITS WEMMBUTIS WEMMBUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “WEMMBU UPLOADED RAIN IS POURINGFROM THE HEAVENS MY CROPS WILL PROSPER”—making this cocktail a chaotic, sparkling tribute to their art-brain and fandom-fueled energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong analytical and meta-thinking streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They write full-on character essays like an “analysis thread of wemmbu and his coping mechanisms + how justice duo broke the cycle” in “an analysis thread of wemmbu and his coping mechanisms + how justice duo broke the cycle pt.1”, and they dive into narrative patterns such as how wemmbu learns that “i have to get stronger,” calling it “kind of refreshing” in “we know wemmbu’s been betrayed a lot but i like how the main lesson he learns isnt just ‘dont trust anyone’… i dont know, its just kind of refreshing”. They also enjoy cross-textual and thematic comparisons, e.g. “the urge to mix my two interests together (uu x milgram..... UU X GCDG.......)” in this tweet and a “milgram rant thread” unpacking Mahiru’s motives in “milgram rant thread lowkey i think mahiru WANTED them to run away into the woods together…”. Their enjoyment of building detailed AUs and headcanons like the “UU fil hs au: karaoke” with specific personality-based behavior descriptions in this tweet further shows creativity grounded in careful observation. While they care about fairness and fandom etiquette, for example criticizing how people use wemmbu as a “content making machine” in “all i want for christmas is for SOME (if not most) wubers to have basic social etiquette and the common decency not to make someone else’s content about wemmbu”, the dominant throughline is their love of analysis, pattern-spotting, and speculative worldbuilding—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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A song that fits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic youthful energy, frustration, and humor all at once. They joke about school and exams while juggling art, like when they say “to finish my commissions or to study for my exams”, which echoes the song’s stressed-out student vibe. Their timeline swings between giddy fandom and exasperation, from “IMTRYING TO B NORMAL IM A NORMALWEMMBU FANIM A NORMALWEMMBU FAN” to “lets all die”, matching the song’s dramatic, half-joking angst. They also vent about fandom behavior and social dynamics, like “all i want for christmas is for SOME (if not most) wubers to have basic social etiquette”, which aligns with the song’s theme of feeling alienated in a crowd. Overall, Teenagers mirrors their loud, expressive, slightly-overwhelmed online persona and their way of turning irritation and anxiety into something funny and theatrical.

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