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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, fundamentally kind-hearted, and always oscillating between clowning and low‑key sincerity. Their timeline is full of irreverent rants and creative insults, like “Va te faire enculer Elon” and “Des millions d'années d'évolution et à aucun moment on a pensé à se débarrasser des courbatures ntm Darwin”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, authority‑baiting humor. They also show classic Bart energy in dumb but enthusiastic life chaos: crashing through work and money issues with jokes (“Ptn ça craint de fou d'être pauvre tu peux rien faire”, “J'ai plus de taf”), and riding the thrill of potentially dangerous fun like the buffed motorbike in “Ça y est la moto a bien été buff c'esy sûr que je vais me tuer avec”. At the same time, there’s a nerdy, passionate side—deep into Pokémon, Octopath Traveler, card openings (“J'ai peut être serré on sait pas (dites si y a des gens qui veulent un stream pack opening)”)—which matches Bart’s obsessive phases with his hobbies. Finally, the bio’s mix of self‑awareness and humor about autism and being a “p'tit soleil” parallels Bart’s mask of jokes over real sensitivity: someone who clowns constantly, but clearly feels things deeply and cares about people and politics, as seen in their post about Gaza in “le génocidaire et criminel état d'Israël est en train de reproduire ces mêmes horreurs”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, ask for input and housing help, and joke about streaming or doing pack-opening streams, e.g. “(je peux stream l'opening si qqn veut regarder)” and “recommandations films vite fait ? (svp)”, suggesting energy from social engagement rather than withdrawal. They appear strongly Intuitive: they riff on concepts and hypotheticals more than concrete how‑to details, like “En vrai le futur antérieur petite dinguerie j'aime trop, t'es là tu parles d'un évènement à venir comme s'il était déjà arrivé tu voyages dans le temps ou quoi ?” and musings such as “Le premier individu a avoir mis des chips dans son sandwich, qu'est ce qui lui est passé par la tête ? Comment il a compris avant tout le monde ?”. Their tone clearly favors Feeling: they rant from values and emotion (justice, empathy, irritation) more than structured logic, e.g. “Suite aux horreurs de la 2ème GM... le génocidaire et criminel état d'Israël est en train de reproduire ces mêmes horreurs.” and the advocacy tweet “On emmerde les IA sans âme ni émotions… allez signer vite fait”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life is portrayed as chaotic, last‑minute, and spontaneous—asking for a place to sleep the same night in Paris “Un toit sur paris ce soir svp (on est 2…)”, complaining about updating their CV “Devoir mettre à jour mon ptn de CV”, and joking about impulsive spending on Pokémon cards “Qu'est ce qui m'empêche de lâcher 250€ pour display + coffret Destinées de Paldea finalement ?”. The combination of socially expressive, idea‑driven humor, strong emotional/ethical stances, and a flexible, somewhat impulsive lifestyle is most consistent with ENFP.

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FR → PT | public health survivor, Pokémon & JRPG addict. Once tanked a sledgehammer to the head at 5 and still complains about courbatures.– @CoeurAmical

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright but a bit haunted, just like their bio claiming they’re "Casper and all his friends" and a p’tit soleil, while their location reads "Pine box, six under". The white rum infused with cinnamon nods to their chaotic, high-energy vibe and their devotion to spice, especially when they defend cinnamon with tweets like “Y a des 'gens' qui aiment pas la cannelle” and praise it with “Le type qui a découvert la cannelle vous me le branlez celui là”. Melon liqueur references the 🍉 in their name Cobalt, préparation arc 🍉 and their colorful, slightly absurd humor in posts like “GAGAGFJZKZKDBEKALDBEKAODBZKWBCBSOAODNDBEHEUAIAPZPEIEVZBXXBBQCWOAPZIEUYABBXOAK”. Tart cherry juice adds a sharp, emotional edge that fits their rants about work, poverty, and politics, such as “Ptn ça craint de fou d'être pauvre tu peux rien faire” and their denunciation of atrocities with “Suite aux horreurs de la 2ème GM... le génocidaire et criminel état d'Israël…”. Sparkling water keeps it drinkable and playful, mirroring their constant joking around video games and anime with tweets like “Att je dormais comment ça y a eu un Nintendo direct et un nouvel Octopath Travaler qui sort cette année” and “Y a aucun monde où je rate Méga Gardevoir”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt represents their salty but honest side when they complain about life, work, and tech from “Va te faire enculer Elon” to “il me faut un tuto sur comment envoyer un mail professionnel pas trop passif agressif à qqn qui se fout un peu de ta gueule”, giving the drink just enough bite to feel real.

Your Hogwarts House
They read as a loud, gutsy Gryffindor with a strong tendency to speak out and charge head‑first into things. Politically and morally, they openly denounce injustice and harassment instead of staying quiet, for example calling out the Israeli state's actions as genocidal in “Suite aux horreurs de la 2ème GM, l'humanité entière s'est jurée…” and condemning street harassment as anything but “courage” in “Faire chier une inconnue dans un espace public…”. Their impulsive, risk‑friendly side shows in things like joking about annihilating the ladder if given a certain Pokémon in “ne me donnez pas accès à un Méga Tranchodon (je vais annihiler l'intégralité du ladder)”, or happily acknowledging that the newly buffed motorbike is likely to get them killed in “Ça y est la moto a bien été buff c'esy sûr que je vais me tuer avec…”. They also have that classic Gryffindor confrontational streak, swearing directly at Elon Musk in “Va te faire enculer Elon” and wanting to "do something crazy" if a car alarm doesn’t stop in “Si l'alarme de la voiture dans la rue s'arrête pas… je crois que je vais faire une dinguerie”. Beneath the bluster there’s a protective warmth (calling themselves "un p'tit soleil" in their bio and talking about public health in “Le secteur de la santé publique ne s'est jamais aussi mal porté”), but the dominant traits are bravery, impulsiveness, and a reflex to fight back, which fit Gryffindor better than the other houses.

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A dramatic, slightly chaotic anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits their mix of humor, melancholy, and resilience. They oscillate between self-deprecation and loud joy, like when they yell “LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” or spam-keyboard in “GAGAGFJZKZKDBEKALDBEKAODBZKWBCBSOAODNDBEHEUAIAPZPEIEVZBXXBBQCWOAPZIEUYABBXOAK”, which mirrors the song’s explosive emotional swings. Their bio, “L'autisme est un spectre, je suis Casper et tous ses amis. Un p'tit soleil.”, captures that mix of ghostly outsider vibes and being a ‘little sun’, just like the song’s theme of feeling different but still shining through. They’re openly struggling with work, money, and life (e.g. “Ptn ça craint de fou d'être pauvre tu peux rien faire” and “J'ai plus de taf”), yet keep pushing on, which echoes the track’s perseverance-through-pain message. Their love for anime, games and slightly edgy humor (“j'ai BESOIN d'un mod macron bracken sur lethal company par pitié”, “Sora de merde”) also fits the song’s dramatic, emo but self-aware aesthetic. Overall, it’s a theme song for someone who rants about the world, laughs through the chaos, and still tries to march forward.

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