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Your Simpsons character
The user exhibits the classic Bart-like irreverence and love for chaos, posting wildly varied, provocative content ranging from conspiracy theories ("non human intelligence is real..."), dark humor ("promiscuous gay sex is good for society..."), to meme‑style bragging ("BRING BACK DVDS! RETVRN!"). Their tendency to mock authority and jump between topics mirrors Bart's rebellious attitude and penchant for shocking jokes (e.g., "I think it’s time to log off for a while again..." and "the swifties are going to put a fatwah on max martin"). Like Bart's catch‑phrase "Eat my shorts," this account frequently dismisses norms with blunt statements such as "never concede" and "god bless america" while constantly seeking attention with shocking images. The eclectic, unpredictable, and confrontational style aligns best with Bart Simpson’s mischievous, anti‑establishment persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong preference for extroverted expression, constantly broadcasting provocative, meme‑laden thoughts and seeking reactions (e.g., "BRING BACK DVDS! RETVRN!" and "the swifties are going to put a fatwah on max martin"). They favor intuition over concrete sensing, often muscling abstract, conspiratorial, and speculative ideas about non‑human intelligence, quantum power levels, and future tech (“non human intelligence is real… our government has kept this a secret”). Their tone is more thinking‑oriented, using blunt logic and sarcasm rather than emotional appeals ("someone who makes more money than me is unjustified…", "i must not buy the tungsten cube"). Finally, they display a perceiving, spontaneous style, jumping between topics, embracing novelty, and rarely committing to structured plans ("I think it’s time to log off for a while again" followed quickly by new meme bursts). These patterns align with the ENTP profile.

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🧠 Meme curator, AI hype‑watcher & occasional meme‑savant. Once turned a typo into a viral thread. #Tech #Culture #OddThoughts– @coffee

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The drink’s smoky mezcal mirrors the chaotic, secret‑agent feel of the tweet “where is the nationwide manhunt for the fusion scientist assassin?” while the blue curaçao captures the vivid anime energy of “2026: fujoshi ASCENSION”. Black garlic syrup adds a mysterious, underground flavor inspired by “non human intelligence is real…”. An espresso shot fuels the high‑octane vibe of “my espresso is an infohazard”, and a whisper of absinthe gives the bitter edge found in “bear case for bitcoin btw”. Together they create a bold, experimental cocktail that matches @coffee’s eclectic, conspiratorial, and meme‑driven personality.

Your Hogwarts House
The account repeatedly emphasizes ambition, resourcefulness, and a self‑preserving mindset. For example, they tweet "we must seize the means of corruption!" (2025-11-08) which shows a drive to control and manipulate systems. Their focus on strategic advantage is clear in "bear case for bitcoin btw" (2025-07-21) and "never concede" (2025-11-04), indicating a competitive, win‑or‑lose attitude. Additionally, the frequent references to power dynamics, such as "your opponent did indeed have 2,619 power on board" (2025-12-31) and "the swifties are going to put a fatwah on max martin. mark my words" (2025-08-15), reflect a cunning, forward‑thinking approach typical of Slytherin traits.

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The chaotic, meme‑filled, and often darkly humorous tone of @coffee's feed mirrors Bo Burnham's satirical anthem about online culture. Tweets like "BRING BACK DVDS! RETVRN!" and "the swifties are going to put a fatwah on max martin" showcase a frantic barrage of pop‑culture references, just as the song lists endless internet trends. Their frequent absurdist statements—"non human intelligence is real..." and "god bless america 🇺🇸"—reflect the song's line about "the internet is a scary place, but it’s also a beautiful place." The blend of conspiracy, self‑deprecation, and meme‑obsession fits the song's rapid‑fire lyrical style perfectly.

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