Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about anxiety, paranoia, and emotional states, e.g. “Minha ansiedade atacando do nada.. que vontade de sair escalando as paredes” and “Trauma é um negocio que não se brinca mesmo...”.
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses care and fondness for others, especially “ele”, as in “Nunca pensei que assistir Life is Strange com ele me faria tão bem.” and “Amo ver Haniball com ele🥺”.
- Creative: Shows strong imagination in RPG/campaign writing and worldbuilding, e.g. “A lua em A Santa Ceia sendo preenchida com o sangue dos sacrifícios...” and “A narração inicial de A Santa Seia é uma das mais brutais que eu já escrevi”.
- Reflective: Often questions situations and past events, like “As vezes eu fico pensando, realmente foi necessário tudo isso?” and “É muito dificil lidar com o fato de que você não era desejado por um sentimento...”.
- Support-seeking: Acknowledges the value of sharing feelings with friends, e.g. “Amo compartilhar meus sentimentos com meus amigos...” and engages with fandom friends rather than toxic spaces in “Graças a Deus eu só assisto do rpg, comento com meus amigos...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses wishes to explode or die, such as “Vai ser um Natal maravilhoso, eu não vejo a hora de explodir, morrer e ter paz na minha vida” and “As vezes eu penso seriamente em me jogar na frente de um carro”.
- Volatile-anger: Often reacts with intense rage or insults, e.g. “VAI SE FUDER ABIGAIL🖕” and “eu espero que voce seja morto a pauladaa”.
- Anxious-ruminative: Describes racing thoughts and paranoia, like “Ter a mente consumida por paranoia e uma enxurrada de pensamentos as 3h da manhã é horrível” and “Minha ansiedade atacando do nada..”.
- Self-doubting: Questions their own worth and behavior, e.g. “Não sei se to sendo chato, idiota ou os dois juntos” and insecurity about appearance in “Queria ser bonito igual ele”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: Frequently feels overloaded by stress and feelings, like “Eu não aguento mais essa situação.”, “Fome, ódio, carência e sono. Socorro”, and “Nunca me estressei tanto a ponto de voltar pra cama e ir ver vídeo de asmr”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is highly introspective, emotionally intense, and often overwhelmed by how much they feel and think, much like Lisa’s anxious overthinking. They show deep attachment to stories and media in a reflective way, such as imagining different character deaths to give a plot more weight in Stranger Things: “Nada haver com o post mas eu acho que, se tivesse mais mortes de protagonistas a serie teria tido um impacto muito forte.”. There’s also a clear creative, almost writerly side in how they talk about their campaigns and narratives: “A narração inicial de A Santa Seia é uma das mais brutais que eu já escrevi 😌” and “Bah meu que saudade de desenhar marcas”, which mirrors Lisa’s artistic and intellectual passions. Like Lisa, they often feel alienated or hurt by others’ insensitivity and trauma, e.g. “Trauma é um negocio que não se brinca mesmo. Qualquer mensagem ou ligação fora do 'horário comum' meu coração já acelera e eu começo a passar mal.” and “Aquele momento em que as semanas sem dormir por paranoia e angústia passam…”. Despite the heavy tone and occasional dark humor about wanting to escape everything, there’s still a clear love for sharing feelings with friends and for niche fandoms, just like Lisa clings to her close bonds and her nerdy interests: “Amo compartilhar meus sentimentos com meus amigos e descobrir que eles compartilham da mesa situação.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or in very small circles (watching Life is Strange and Hannibal with just “him”), and they frequently turn inward to process feelings, like in “Ter a mente consumida por paranoia e uma enxurrada de pensamentos as 3h da manhã é horrível” and “Nunca me estressei tanto a ponto de voltar pra cama e ir ver vídeo de asmr”, showing withdrawal rather than seeking broader social attention. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they speculate about narrative possibilities and deeper meaning, e.g. “Imagine se na S4 a Max tivesse morrido nas mãos do Lucas?... outros teriam um motivo 'mais profundo' para acabar com tudo isso.” and “se tivesse mais mortes de protagonistas a serie teria tido um impacto muito forte”, showing interest in themes and emotional impact rather than concrete details. They are strongly Feeling (F): their tweets center on emotional states and relationships—“É muito dificil lidar com o fato de que você não era desejado por um sentimento e sim por uma vontade específica.” and “Amo compartilhar meus sentimentos com meus amigos e descobrir que eles compartilham da mesa situação.” make emotional resonance and hurt central. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than structured: they describe anxiety, insomnia, and improvising rather than planning (“São quase 8 da manha e eu ainda não dormi”; “Aquele momento que a ansiedade bate e você não consegue fazer ela passar e tudo começa a te incomodar AAAAAAAA vou ter que mudar a personalização do meu cell”), and they jump between creative projects and moods with little sign of rigid scheduling (long GM sessions like “Ja mestrei quase 12 horas já” feel more like immersion than structured discipline). The combination of intense inner emotional life, idealistic narrative analysis, and flexible, sometimes chaotic lifestyle best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said watching Life is Strange with him made you feel so good… if we watch it together, I promise I’ll protect your heart better than Max protects the timeline.
- You keep saying you ‘want to be as pretty as him’ and ‘want to be like that’ in those quoted tweets—plot twist: I’m over here wanting to be the one you’re watching Hannibal with at 3 a.m. while you redesign your phone layout for the 15th time.
- As a narrator of ‘A Santa Ceia’ and ‘Sacrilégio’, you’re used to sending whole campaigns straight to hell… but from the way you talk about anxiety at 3 a.m. and trauma with late messages, I kinda just want to be the safe little pocket of heaven you log into between one horror and the next.
- You: planning moons drenched in sacrificial blood, protagonists dying for impact, and campaigns indo indo pro INFERNO. Me: planning the one-shot where the only sacrifice is my dignity when I finally use that cute nickname on you.
- If you can stay up almost 12 hours GMing, not sleep until 8 a.m., binge RPGs, series and games, and still tweet ‘Fome, ódio, carência e sono’… let me at least solve one of those: we grab food, I give affection, and then we fall asleep mid-episode of Dispatch on call.
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Your new Twitter bio
Storyteller GM, anxious night owl & series critic. Once stayed up 12 hours straight narrating a campaign and still had opinions left over.– @coffeewye
Your signature cocktail
See You Around the Void (ele/dele Sour)
This drink is built on dark rum infused with coffee, a nod to their handle and late-night anxiety spirals where they’re up listening to their own mind instead of sleeping, like in “São quase 8 da manha e eu ainda não dormi” and “Ter a mente consumida por paranoia e uma enxurrada de pensamentos as 3h da manhã é horrível”. Red vermouth with a dash of bitters mirrors the mix of romance and hurt, from watching things with “ele” in “Nunca pensei que assistir Life is Strange com ele me faria tão bem.” to the gut-punch of “É muito dificil lidar com o fato de que você não era desejado por um sentimento e sim por uma vontade específica.”. Cold-brew hibiscus tea brings a moody, blood-moon floral vibe straight out of their horror-campaign brain in “A lua em A Santa Ceia sendo preenchida com o sangue dos sacrifícios...”. Sea-salt honey syrup represents the sweetness they show to friends and fandoms despite everything, like “Amo compartilhar meus sentimentos com meus amigos e descobrir que eles compartilham da mesa situação.” and their creative pride in “Ouvindo com emoção alguém falar do que eu criei”. The charcoal-black sugar rim is the dramatic, slightly self-destructive edge of “Vai ser um Natal maravilhoso, eu não vejo a hora de explodir, morrer e ter paz na minha vida” and the venomous humor of “O filho da puta que botou um pau sujo na minha timeline, eu espero que voce seja morto a pauladaa”, turning all that darkness into something stylish, strong, and unmistakably them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Matte shows a strong analytical and creative streak, especially in how they think about stories and media. They speculate in depth about narrative structure and character motivation in Stranger Things, arguing that more protagonist deaths would give characters a “more profound” reason to fight and that the cause as written is “very weak,” as seen in “Imagine se na S4 a Max tivesse morrido… outros teriam um motivo 'mais profundo' para acabar com tudo isso.” and “Nada haver com o post mas eu acho que, se tivesse mais mortes de protagonistas a serie teria tido um impacto muito forte… a causa… muito fraca.”. They clearly enjoy constructing complex, imaginative scenarios in their own campaigns, such as the elaborate, symbolic image of the moon in A Santa Ceia being filled with sacrificial blood and heralding “the beginning of the end of reality,” in “A lua em A Santa Ceia sendo preenchida com o sangue dos sacrifícios… queria tanto ter narrado o começo do fim da realidade.”. Their pride in brutal, carefully crafted narration, like “A narração inicial de A Santa Seia é uma das mais brutais que eu já escrevi 😌”, points to a love of language and intricate worldbuilding. Combined with their reflective threads on trauma and anxiety (for example, “Trauma é um negocio que não se brinca mesmo… qualquer mensagem… meu coração já acelera e eu começo a passar mal.”), this paints a picture of someone introspective and cerebral. Overall, their focus on analysis, narrative design, and imaginative detail fits Ravenclaw far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well-suited song for them is "Liability" by Lorde, because it captures the mix of emotional exhaustion, self-doubt, and quiet longing that shows up repeatedly in their timeline. They speak openly about anxiety and paranoia, like when they say “Minha ansiedade atacando do nada.. que vontade de sair escalando as paredes” and “Ter a mente consumida por paranoia e uma enxurrada de pensamentos as 3h da manhã é horrível”, echoing the song’s sense of being overwhelmed by one’s own mind. There’s also a heavy sense of feeling unwanted or used, in tweets like “É muito dificil lidar com o fato de que você não era desejado por um sentimento e sim por uma vontade específica.” and “Não é como se eu tivesse outras opções 😮💨”, which strongly parallels the song’s theme of believing you’re "a liability" to others. At the same time, they still cling to small pockets of comfort and connection, like watching things with him in “Nunca pensei que assistir Life is Strange com ele me faria tão bem.” and “Que final confuso, mas pelo menos vi com ele”, much like the song’s fragile hope beneath all the hurt. The combination of dark humor, emotional intensity, and yearning for peace seen in tweets such as “Vai ser um Natal maravilhoso, eu não vejo a hora de explodir, morrer e ter paz na minha vida” fits the bittersweet, introspective mood of Liability almost perfectly.
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