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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: Celebrating the year after a breast reduction — 'i can’t believe it’s already been a year' — while also living with chronic pain shows persistence through recovery and illness.
- Honest: They post raw lived experience about abuse and food insecurity, e.g. 'i’m cold and hungry but since we aren’t getting food stamps this month, there is nothing to eat', showing frankness.
- Empathetic: They worry and care about friends and family — mentioning possibly attending 'my friend’s (the one who was killed by her husband) funeral' shows deep compassion.
- Creative: Loves reading/writing and fandoms like Omori ('omori !!!'), collects plush/art, and wants to try embroidery, demonstrating artistic curiosity.
- Community-minded: They openly discuss identity, pronouns, and survivor politics — for example calling out double standards around abusers vs groups — which signals concern for social justice and community discourse.
Weaknesses:
- Overexposed: Sharing very personal trauma publicly — e.g. 'as an incest victim…' and other vulnerable posts — can invite harassment and exhaustion.
- Physically limited: Chronic fatigue and pain ('i have chronic fatigue', 'i hate chronic pain. my legs hurt so badly') restrict what they can do day-to-day.
- Trust-wary: Their complicated relationships and references to being 'bullied by my ex' point to difficulties fully trusting new people.
- Financial insecurity: Their tweet about missing food stamps — 'there is nothing to eat' — reveals economic instability that constrains choices.
- Emotionally raw: Frequent posts about suicidal feelings and crying — 'that awkward moment when you read old messages and end up lowk suicidal and crying' — show high emotional intensity that can be draining for them and others.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits because Andii combines social conscience and intelligence with emotional sensitivity: like Lisa, they call out injustice ('i don’t think we should celebrate a holiday that is based on the genocide... i hate thanksgiving') and care about ethical issues, while also feeling socially out of step and tender-hearted. Both are earnest, a little lonely at times, and full of convictions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
INFJ fits Andii: they reveal deep empathy and concern for social justice ('i don’t think we should celebrate a holiday that is based on the genocide... i hate thanksgiving'), suggesting introverted intuition and strong values. Their writing and fandom passion ('reading and writing', 'omori !!!') point to an imaginative inner life, while the way they carefully announce pronouns and identities shows deliberation and principled thinking. They also show private intensity and selective sociality — 'they/it/shy/hir' and 'that awkward moment when you read old messages and end up lowk suicidal and crying' — indicating typical INFJ sensitivity and inner processing. Finally, their desire to help and tendency to shoulder care duties (family expectations about caring for grandparents) align with the INFJ protector/advocate profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were an Omori route, I'd replay your chapter on loop — care to let me be your curious side character?
- I might not have ramen to share right now, but I’d trade you my last pack of Maruchan for a walk and dog-loaf cuddles.
- You say your hoodie misses someone — mind if I apply to be that hoodie? I’m cozy, low-energy, and great at holding space.
- I can’t fix the bots, but I can promise genuine DMs: ‘how was your day?’ and a playlist that’s 90% soft songs and 10% Omori OST.
- Are you a rare plush? Because I’d save up all my change and take care of you forever (and then buy extra ramen).
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Your new Twitter bio
Andii (they/it) | 19 | survivor, reader, writer & Omori stan | chronic pain + fatigue // learning anatomy & Indonesian | pet-parent to chaos | talks dark stuff — please be kind– @coffiincest
Your signature cocktail
The System Stabilizer (mocktail)
A gentle, slightly tangy mocktail fits Andii’s youthful, fandom-forward vibe without assuming alcohol (they’re 19). The green tea and yuzu nod to their love of indie/Japanese-inspired things (Omori, Omocat plush), ginger soothes like a comforting ramen broth (they like 'Maruchan’s beef ramen'), and the fizzy water mirrors their quiet spark — resilient and soft. This drink is refreshing, grounding, and easy to sip on while scrolling through plush photos or writing fanfic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff matches Andii’s loyalty, empathy, and steady care for others. They repeatedly show concern for friends and family (worrying about going to 'my friend’s (the one who was killed by her husband) funeral') and take responsibility in caregiving tensions with grandparents, which is classic Hufflepuff dedication. Their openness about survival and daily struggles — 'i’m cold and hungry... there is nothing to eat' and 'i have chronic fatigue' — suggests groundedness, patience, and a humble resilience rather than showy bravado. Finally, their protectiveness about survivors and calling out double standards demonstrates the house’s sense of fairness.
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Mad World - Gary Jules (cover)
The melancholic, reflective tone of 'Mad World' suits Andii’s posts about pain, exhaustion, and feeling out of sync: lines about 'the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had' mirror their candid, sometimes dark tweets like 'that awkward moment when you read old messages and end up lowk suicidal and crying' and the bittersweet energy of celebrating small comforts like plushes and hoodie weather.
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