
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they are highly self-analytical and ideal-driven, constantly measuring themselves against strict internal standards, such as tracking every calorie and step in posts like “wieiad 🫐 ₊˚⊹ᰔ 980 cals, 75g protein, 15k steps & strength training”. Their autism and bluntness, mentioned in “I hate being autistic so much I already have people being aggressive to me irl because I am too blunt why does this happen online too fml”, parallel Lisa’s social struggles as a gifted, neurodivergent-coded character who often feels misunderstood. The strong ethical stance of being vegan (shown in their bio and posts like “I never get tired of this tempeh wrap omfg 🤤 205 cals, 22g protein, 19g fibre”) aligns with Lisa’s well-known activism and vegetarianism. Their perfectionism and anxiety about not being ‘good enough,’ evident in tweets like “I genuinely feel like I’m faking anorexia. I’ve been eating in only a small deficit the past couple of weeks and have only lost a little.”, echo Lisa’s constant fear of failing her own impossible standards. Even their tendency to turn pain into structured projects and threads, like “Low calorie, high protein vegan foods — a thread for #edtwt”, mirrors Lisa’s habit of intellectualizing her struggles and channeling them into organized, information-heavy pursuits.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most activities are solitary (walking pad, gym, studying, pacing at home), and they screen who they interact with, e.g. “I probably won’t fb if you don’t have anything on your profile/don’t post 😓 It js freaks me out”, while also needing online spaces like edtwt instead of in‑person socializing. Their focus on numbers, systems, and optimization points to intuition (N) over sensing: they obsess over calorie patterns and strategies—zigzag intake, liquid diets, keto, step counts, BMR, OMAD—and create informational threads like “Low calorie, high protein vegan foods — a thread for #edtwt”, which is more about conceptual frameworks than simple here‑and‑now enjoyment of food. The way they argue and think is heavily thinking (T)‑leaning: they repeatedly frame choices in terms of calorie math and weight outcomes (“How am I still maintaining on 800 1200 cal? That should be a significant deficit considering I get 10k+ steps and go the gym 5x a week :( Do I lower my intake??”) and acknowledge being blunt as part of being autistic, e.g. “I already have people being aggressive to me irl because I am too blunt”. Their life is highly structured and goal‑driven, showing judging (J): they track daily calories, protein, steps, and workouts meticulously in “wieiad” posts (“1.2k cals, 70g protein, 20k steps & strength training”), plan specific diets (“This February I will be cutting out all added sugars”), and set concrete BMI/weight milestones (“I have 3lb/1.3kg left to lose until I’m bmi 16s pleaseee I need this”). Overall, the combination of inward focus, system‑building, emotionally detached calorie logic, and rigid planning best fits INTJ rather than adjacent types like INFP or ISTJ.

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Autistic student, vegan lifter & chronic overthinker. Once fainted mid-fast, now I count reps and steps more than calories.– @coffincalories

Your signature cocktail
The Sugar-free energy drink base nods to their gym-grind, hyper, edtwt hustle, like when they posted about “sf redbull before lifting & cardio at the gym 😋”. A hit of cold-brew coffee concentrate captures their wired, overachiever student energy and 10–20k-step days, echoing “Got 20k steps, went to classes, ran errands, cleaned and studied today woooo”. Sugar-free vanilla syrup adds a soft, sweet layer that contrasts their harsh self-talk, inspired by how they can still be affectionate and cozy, like “I love all of my mutuals so much I wish I could hug you all”. Sparkling mineral water keeps it light, sharp, and a bit ascetic to mirror their restriction and obsession with numbers, such as “Food will always just be a number to me”. Finally, edible glitter and a skinny slice of cantaloupe play into their cute, aesthetic edtwt vibe and specific food quirks, referencing “I ate 1/2 of a cantaloupe for lunch lol” while turning their self-deprecating “I’m the fattest and fakest anorexic on this planet” into a sparkly, tongue‑in‑cheek fairy fizz instead of a weapon against themselves.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly analytical, systematizing mindset that fits Ravenclaw best. They break their life into numbers and data—calories, protein, steps, BMI—treating food as a mathematical construct, as seen in posts like “wieiad 🫐 ₊˚⊹ᰔ 980 cals, 75g protein, 15k steps & strength training” and especially “Food will always just be a number to me”. They enjoy designing systems and informational resources, creating structured threads such as “୨𝑒 ゚ ˖ Low calorie, high protein vegan foods 🪡 — a thread for #edtwtㅤ”, “﹒୨𝑒 ゚ ˖ How I get 10 20k steps without leaving my home 🪡 — a thread for #edtwtㅤ”, and “⤷ thread of my threads 🧵 ༉‧₊˚”. They also demonstrate curiosity about mechanisms and concepts, asking nuanced questions like “I don’t understand how full adults can be in forced recovery, how does that work ?” and “I need some input because I’m not sure if this is reactive eating or actually binging?…”, which shows a desire to intellectually parse their experiences. Even their self‑monitoring is methodical, experimenting with strategies such as “What if I just do the zigzag intake thing so I have ~1200 one day and ~800 the next”, reflecting a calculating, theory‑testing approach. While there are elements of ambition and work ethic that could hint at Slytherin or Hufflepuff, the dominant through‑line is a cerebral, numbers‑driven, system‑building style that is most characteristic of Ravenclaw.

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Control by Halsey fits them because it captures feeling possessed by a destructive part of yourself, much like how they describe their ED and self-hatred. They talk about feeling like a “fake” anorexic while still being in obvious distress, saying things like “I’m the fattest and fakest anorexic on this planet” and “I’m suicidal over how fucking big I am why did I do this to myself”, which mirrors the song’s themes of identity conflict and self-loathing. The way they push their body with extreme restriction and overexercise—“1.2k cals, 70g protein, 20k steps & strength training” and “If I don’t lose 3lb after my period starts I’m ending it”—echoes the song’s sense of being driven by something dark and uncontrollable. Their posts like “The concept of never eating again sounds very appealing” and “Food will always just be a number to me” resonate strongly with the lyrics about losing empathy for yourself and feeling more like a monster than a person. Even their reflection on therapy not helping—“Is therapy a scam or something because I’ve had 7 different therapists and it has helped nothing”—matches the song’s mood of being beyond help and trapped in your own head.

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