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Lisa Simpson fits because she’s book-obsessed, introspective, and prone to intense niche fandoms. This user gushes about reading everything from novels to fanfic, saying how it makes them happy, mirroring Lisa’s voracious curiosity: “amo ler num geral seja livro, hq, mangá, fanfic, au, amo muito ler como isso me deixa feliz”. They also cycle through intellectual and creative obsessions—revisiting It, devouring Percy Jackson, cataloging on Skoob—just as Lisa dives headfirst into passions: “eu adoro que minhas obsessões 80% das vezes não são novas, elas só voltam de tempos em tempos...” and “cara percy jackson é tão bom eu to devorando os livros...”. Finally, their introspective moodiness, social anxiety, and earnest emotions mirror Lisa’s sensitive side: “oi travei pra falar com a moça do baronesa acho que as férias tão baixando drasticamente minhas skills sociais” and “to super obcecada em ler de novo”.

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“passed the day in my room, rain, blanket, my clingy cat, reading Suicidas and reddie fanfic all day” and “obsessions aren’t new, they just return, and now my obsession with It came back” showcase solitary, inward-focused enjoyment, pointing to Introversion. Repeated celebrations of imagination and story worlds—like “I adore reading anything—books, comics, manga, fanfic, AU—reading makes me happy”—signal Intuition through abstract, narrative immersion. Emotional candor dominates: “I can’t imagine what I’d do to have or be Finn Wolfhard… I’m going CRAZY” and “the disgust I feel for men who think rape jokes are normal” emphasize value-driven Feeling. Finally, scattered spontaneity—“I’m changing my profile every week whatever”, “I’m only logging 2026 reads because I’m too lazy to enter everything”—indicates adaptable, unstructured Perceiving tendencies.

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Book-devouring night owl juggling Reddie fanfics, Finn Wolfhard crushes, and gaming marathons—yes, I once posted my main selfie by accident and survived.– @coheninrealife

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The fizzy guaraná and condensed milk capture their late-night indecision between gaming, reading, Twitter, and sleep from “eu quando chega a madrugada…”. Café-infused cachaça keeps the energy buzzing like their ecstatic obsession with Finn Wolfhard in “eu não consigo imaginar o que eu seria capaz…”. Maracujá’s tang mirrors their dramatic fandom jealousy from “esse eh o MEU jogo favorito…”. Sparkling cold brew nods to their reawakened “It” fixation in “minhas obsessões 80% das vezes não são novas…”. Cinnamon smoke seals the cozy rainy-day aesthetic they adore in “passei o dia no meu quarto, com chuva…”.

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Ravenclaws prize obsessive intellectual curiosity, and this account repeatedly foregrounds voracious reading—celebrating everything from books to fanfics and manga in “amo ler num geral seja livro, hq, mangá, fanfic, au, amo muito ler como isso me deixa feliz”. The user constantly documents specific reading projects—logging 2026 titles on Skoob and Maratona, beginning with “por isso que eu to colocando só os que eu li em 2026 no maratona pq eu tenho preguiça de colocar todos que eu ja li” and “terminei minha primeira leitura de 2026 ontem”—showing a methodical approach to learning rather than mere fandom. They relish nuanced literary experiences, reveling in mood-setting details like “chuvinha, fanfic boa e luz amarela fraquinha, não consigo pensar como eu poderia estar melhor”, which illustrates Ravenclaw’s appreciation for intellectual ambiance. Even their pop-culture obsessions (Percy Jackson, It, Reddie fanfic) are framed through analysis and re-reading, as in “cara percy jackson é tão bom eu to devorando os livros pq ta sendo literalmente a unica coisa legal q eu tenho p fazer nas ferias”, reinforcing that their identity hinges on immersion in stories and ideas.

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Teenage Dirtbag captures their hyper-teen angst and passion for fandoms, mirroring lines like “eu adoro que minhas obsessões 80% das vezes não são novas, elas só voltam de tempos em tempos” and “cara percy jackson é tão bom eu to devorando os livros”. The song’s mix of romantic frustration and self-deprecating humor resonates with posts such as “pqp esse menino eh tao perfeito… #issomeestressanamoral”. Their midnight dilemmas between gaming, reading, Twitter, or sleep, as in “eu quando chega a madrugada… vou dormir (que eu tambem amo)”, reinforce the youthful restlessness the song embodies.

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