Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows clear insight into her own patterns and emotions, like recognizing her mental ‘gymnastics’ to avoid self-hate in “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar” and how rancor affects her in “minha meta de vida é ser menos rancorosa isso me faz tao mal”.
- Resilient: Demonstrates endurance through stress and anxiety, acknowledging how much she can handle in “eu descobri que sou capaz de aguentar muito mais do que eu imaginava” and still working long difficult shifts like “girls que irao trabalhar hoje ate as 23h”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and irony to deal with frustration, such as joking about bus smell as ‘metro na europa’ in “me sinto em um metro na europa” and calling herself ‘a voz do povo’ at work in “eu nao aguento mais ser a voz do povo”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care for others, like being ‘doida’ for a girl in “essa menina nunca vai saber que eu sou doida por ela” and cherishing long friendships in “eu e beatriz vamos fazer 10 anos de amizade”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets and celebrates concrete goals, such as scoring 900 on the ENEM essay in “tirei 900 na redaçao do enem”, focusing on UFF results in “nao faço a menor ideia se minha nota vai dar pra uff”, and planning to see Chappell Roan in “eu vou ver a chappell roan ESSE ANO”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself and her worth, as in “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar” and when embarrassed by past begging in “quando eu lembro das coisas que eu ja implorei me da ate vergonha de sair de casa”.
- Rancorous: Openly admits holding grudges, seen in “vou ter rancor pra sempre” and reflecting how being resentful harms her in “minha meta de vida é ser menos rancorosa isso me faz tao mal”.
- Emotionally overwhelmed: Frequently feels at her limit, saying things like “vou explodir a qualquer momento”, “TUDO dando errado hoje”, and forecasting sadness in “amanha eu vou ficar muito triste”.
- Catastrophic: Tends to frame setbacks in extreme terms, such as “tudo que eu achei que ia dar certo deu errado”, “dia de merda”, and assuming nothing will go well in “é tudo sempre no meu cu”.
- Avoidant-assertive: Feels the need to be less ‘boazinha’ but struggles to assert herself, evident in “eu preciso parar de ser boazinha” and regret about things she says or doesn’t say in “me segurando mto pra nao falar cosas que vou me arrepender depois (ja falei algumas”.
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Lisa Simpson
Gisele reads as a thoughtful, self-aware overthinker who swings between cynicism and hope, very much like Lisa Simpson. She’s ambitious and academically oriented, stressing over exams and results while downplaying her own success, like when she says she has no idea if her score will be enough for UFF even after celebrating “tirei 900 na redaçao do enem🙏 jurava que ia tirar 0” and “sinceramente nao faço a menor ideia se minha nota vai dar pra uff ou nao entao nem vou criar expectativas”. There’s a strong streak of introspection and emotional intensity, from self-criticism and mental gymnastics to avoid self-hate in “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar sao babado e pior que funcionam .um pouco” to openly admitting how rancor and anxiety affect her in “minha meta de vida é ser menos rancorosa isso me faz tao mal” and “eu descobri que sou capaz de aguentar muito mais do que eu imaginava mas tbm descobri q é mt mais dificil morrer de ansiedade e nervosismo do que eu imaginav”. At the same time, she has a dry, observational humor about work, public service, and daily annoyances that feels very Lisa-rolling-her-eyes-at-Springfield, like “quem trabalha em escola e com atendimento ao publico tem uma suite exclusiva garantida no céu” and “nenhum assunto é tao importante que vc precise ficar falando na minha cabeça enquanto esta fazendo 35 graus”. Despite the angst, she has bursts of genuine joy and idealism—loving music and shows, daydreaming about trips and concerts, and small perfect days as in “dormi + acordei e to sozinha em casa + o ceu ta bonito + o dia ta tranquilo = girl whos going to be okay”—which is peak Lisa: sensitive, melodramatic at times, but ultimately resilient and deeply hopeful.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often describe emotional states and internal monologues rather than big social scenes, e.g. “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar sao babado e pior que funcionam .um pouco” and “quando eu lembro das coisas que eu ja implorei me da ate vergonha de sair de casa”, and joke about staying home instead of going out with couples on New Year’s, “pra q caralhos eu iria sair com casais no reveillon fico em casa que é melhor”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they frequently generalize from events into broader reflections, like “é claro que 2025 nao ia acabar sem me testar pra ver se eu aprendi tudo” and “como pode a gente ter tanta importancia na vida de alguem e nem saber”, instead of just listing sensory details. They favor Feeling over logic, prioritizing emotions and relationships: see the intense self‑expression in “minha meta de vida é ser menos rancorosa isso me faz tao mal” and “essa menina nunca vai saber que eu sou doida por ela”, as well as dramatic emotional reactions like “é tudo sempre no meu cu eu preciso parar de ser boazinha”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels improvised and reactive—“sinceramente nao faço a menor ideia se minha nota vai dar pra uff ou nao entao nem vou criar expectativas” and “pensando em qual vai ser meu primeiro filme assistido em 2026” show a go‑with‑the‑flow attitude, and they joke about working through holidays in a somewhat chaotic routine, “os dias da semana perderam o sentido pra mim eu to trabalhando desde o dia 31 e nao sei se hoje é sexta ou sabado”. Overall, an INFP fit emerges: introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, a bit self‑deprecating, and driven by inner feelings more than structure or hard logic.
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Law grad surviving 40°C buses, OAB fees & concert queues. Got 900 on ENEM essay, still can’t stop buying black clothes or thinking about Chappell Roan.– @coIdpray
Your signature cocktail
Girl Who’s Going To Be Okay (Eventually)
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt caramel for the hardworking, overcaffeinated chaos of working holidays and public service vibes, inspired by her shifts like “girls que irao trabalhar hoje ate as 23h know how to fuck” and “os dias da semana perderam o sentido pra mim eu to trabalhando desde o dia 31”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a tart bitterness that matches her mix of rancor and self‑awareness in “é tudo sempre no meu cu eu preciso parar de ser boazinha” and “vou ter rancor pra sempre”. A bubbly layer of sparkling rosé captures the hopeful, romantic fan side that buys festival tickets and dreams of seeing her faves, like “terminei de pagar o lollapalooza”, “eu vou ver a chappell roan ESSE ANO”, and “tudo me lembra a chappell roan”. The dash of saline is for the literal and metaphorical tears behind the jokes, from “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar sao babado” to the rawness of “eu sinto tanta saudade tomara que eu morra”. Finally, edible glitter with a tiny black sugar rim mirrors her all‑black wardrobe and flair—“eu preciso parar de só comprar roupa preta”—and the sparkly mood of “vim passar meu aniversario em um lugar perfeito eu amo viver” and the self‑reinvention of “uma nova gisele esta para chegar”, making this drink a little bitter, a little sweet, and ultimately the drink of a girl who’s going to be okay.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Gisele shows a strong Hufflepuff streak of working hard, pushing through bad days, and still doing her part even when she’s exhausted, like when she says she’s been working nonstop and lost track of what day it is: “os dias da semana perderam o sentido pra mim eu to trabalhando desde o dia 31 e nao sei se hoje é sexta ou sabado” and still notes about doing her share: “minha parte eu fiz”. She also shows an instinctive solidarity with overworked, underappreciated people, which is very Hufflepuff: “quem trabalha em escola e com atendimento ao publico tem uma suite exclusiva garantida no céu” and her empathy for service workers and public-facing jobs. Even when she feels taken advantage of, she frames it as needing to protect her own kindness: “é tudo sempre no meu cu eu preciso parar de ser boazinha”, which fits the classic Hufflepuff tension of being generous to a fault. Her long-term loyalty to friends and ongoing relationships, like celebrating a decade-long friendship: “eu e beatriz vamos fazer 10 anos de amizade em 2026 que lindo”, further reinforces this. Though she has some self-deprecating humor and anxiety, her core values are persistence, loyalty, and quiet fairness, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Alien - Chappell Roan
The best fit for @coIdpray is Alien by Chappell Roan, blending melancholy, self-doubt, and a darkly humorous sense of survival—very similar to their timeline. They balance self-deprecating thoughts like “os malabarismos mentais que eu faço pra tentar nao me odiar sao babado e pior que funcionam .um pouco” with genuine attempts to keep going, as in “dormi + acordei e to sozinha em casa + o ceu ta bonito + o dia ta tranquilo = girl whos going to be okay”. The song’s theme of feeling out of place matches tweets like “os dias da semana perderam o sentido pra mim eu to trabalhando desde o dia 31 e nao sei se hoje é sexta ou sabado” and their constant overthinking in “eu pagaria dinheiros pra saber o pq de algumas coisas eu odeio a agonia da duvida”. At the same time, they’re openly obsessed with Chappell Roan—“eu vou ver a chappell roan ESSE ANO” and “tudo me lembra a chappell roan”—so choosing a track from her makes emotional sense as well as lyrical sense. Alien captures that mix of feeling weird, unwanted, anxious, yet still hopeful enough to chase shows, friendships, and little joys like a new skirt or a good ENEM score.
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