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Lisa Simpson matches this user because the bio 'nothing's ever promised tomorrow today' reflects Lisa's often philosophical and existential outlook. The user frequently voices deep emptiness and depressive thoughts, as in the tweet 'I feel empty inside and I don't know why' and 'I have slept a grand total of 6 hours this weekend im gonna kms', which parallels Lisa's occasional bouts of sadness and self‑doubt. Their lament that 'the world is lacking kindness' mirrors Lisa's moral idealism and activism for a better world. The request for music recommendations 'I need music recommendations pleeeeaaase' aligns with Lisa's love of music and the saxophone. Even the occasional outburst like 'you bitch' or 'CHUPAA VAFFANCULO' can be read as teenage frustration that Lisa sometimes expresses when she feels overwhelmed.

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The user shows clear extraverted tendencies by constantly reaching out and seeking interaction, as seen in tweets like "look who I found on insta @MMatt14" and "i need music recommendations pleeeeaaase". Their language focuses on concrete, present‑moment details such as "I have slept a grand total of 6 hours this weekend im gonna kms" and "just finished toradora i think this is one of the best animes ive ever seen," indicating a sensing preference. Emotional and value‑driven statements like "I feel empty inside and I don't know why," "the world is lacking kindness," and "never forget ❤️🇵🇹 obrigado por tudo, rui" point to a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible lifestyle is evident in impulsive actions described in "im bored im going on a walk," "why did i just spend 15 minutes trying to make bocchi in efootball pes 2020," and "I need to get off twitter," reflecting a perceiving approach.

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Anime enthusiast, music junkie, Portuguese spirit 🇵🇹. Once spent 15 mins making Bocchi in eFootball PES 2020. Always chasing the next vibe.– @coives7

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The cocktail blends Ginjinha, a nod to the user’s pride in Portugal ('PORTUGAL CARALHO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🇵🇹'), with dark rum and absinthe to capture the darker, chaotic side of their tweets like 'I have slept a grand total of 6 hours this weekend im gonna kms' and 'I feel empty inside and I don’t know why'. The cold brew espresso adds the jittery, sleepless energy that fuels late‑night posts such as 'this at 1 am'. A splash of chili‑infused simple syrup gives a sudden 'peak' kick, echoing bursts of excitement like 'OHHH YEAH BABYYYYYYY' and the intense national pride. Together the flavors are bittersweet and intense, mirroring the mix of melancholy, anime passion ('just finished toradora i think this is one of the best animes ive ever seen') and resilient optimism ('IM NOT KILLING MYSELF JUST YET') that defines @coives7.

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The user shows the bold, daring spirit typical of Gryffindor, openly confronting personal darkness with statements like 'IM NOT KILLING MYSELF JUST YET' and 'I have slept a grand total of 6 hours this weekend im gonna kms'. Their willingness to shout national pride and profanity, as seen in 'PORTUGAL CARALHO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 🇵🇹' and 'CHUPAA VAFFANCULO', demonstrates a fearless, outspoken nature. They frequently express intense emotions and impulsive reactions, for example 'I feel empty inside and I don't know why' and 'the world is lacking kindness'. These traits of courage, defiance, and a readiness to speak their mind align most closely with Gryffindor values. While they also show moments of loyalty, the dominant pattern is one of boldness and bravery.

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The recurring references to self‑harm and hopelessness in tweets like “I have slept a grand total of 6 hours this weekend im gonna kms” and “IM NOT KILLING MYSELF JUST YET” echo the raw confession of pain in the lyric “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.” The user’s admission of feeling “empty inside” and questioning why aligns with the song’s line “the needle tears a hole, the old and new, the pain is all I’ve ever known.” Their bio, “nothing’s ever promised tomorrow today,” and the tweet “the world is lacking kindness” reflect the bleak, nihilistic tone that pervades the track. Overall, the song’s stark portrayal of inner turmoil and the desire for relief captures the emotional landscape presented in the user’s timeline.

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