
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Lisa is highly self-analytical, often overthinks her choices, and swings between ambition and self-criticism, similar to the way this user talks about themselves, e.g. “Worst anorexic award goes toooooo: ME I FUCKING SUCK 🎉🎉🎊🎊 (fr if I don’t start losing weight again soon y’all are invited to my funeral)”. Like Lisa, they have strong emotional reactions and turn them inward, such as starting a fast because they’re upset with themselves: “Started a fast because I’m pissed at myself for overeating”. There’s also a clear perfectionist, slightly nerdy streak in tracking steps and calories and wanting to be ‘locked in’: “I feel the need to entertain you guys but my days are literally like: don’t drink enough water eat 750 cals walk min. 3.5k steps play games on the puter = weightloss”. Finally, Lisa’s oscillation between idealism and despair mirrors this user’s mix of humor and distress, like when they say “I need drastic weight loss that makes everyone worry, like right now” while still joking about everyday life and fandoms (“I GOT A BTS PRESALE TICKET OMG I love life”).

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): much of their life seems centered on solo routines and online interaction rather than in-person social events, e.g. describing their days as just food restriction, minimal steps, and gaming alone in “I feel the need to entertain you guys but my days are literally like: don’t drink enough water eat 750 cals walk min. 3.5k steps play games on the puter”, and feeling awkward about how to break things off with a guy in “I sit here wondering how to tell him I don’t want to see him anymore”. They read as Sensing (S) because they focus heavily on concrete body sensations, calories, weight and physical details, like “210 cal”, “my spine and tailbone are killing me when laying in the bathtub”, and specific step counts in “50 day step streak I’m very proud of myself”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they frame choices around self-worth and emotions rather than logic, like “I will not feel like a ‘valid’ anorexic until I’m underweight. Now, I know this is technically wrong but in my head it makes so much sense” and self-deprecating emotional outbursts in “Worst anorexic award goes toooooo: ME I FUCKING SUCK 🎉🎉🎊🎊”. They come off as Perceiving (P) rather than rigidly structured: they swing between attempts to ‘lock in’ and then impulsive overeating/binging, shown by “Started a fast because I’m pissed at myself for overeating” and the more chaotic “I need to eat a gazillion trillion billion chips in my tummy rn I WANNA EAT EVERYTHING”. The artistic, aesthetic focus on pretty bowls and playful self-presentation, like “I’m so excited for my breakfast bowl tomorrow oh lawwddd I will make it so pretty and tasty ohhhh” and “Performative Bodycheck and I’m not even skinny”, fits the expressive, image-conscious, sensory style typical of ISFPs rather than more structured J-types or abstract N-types.

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20 • multitasking between step streaks, BTS presales & questionable breakfast bowls • once lost a skirt size before ever wearing it– @cokezerolver

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The Coke Zero reduction nods to their undying devotion to fizzy diet drinks, like when they said “Oh My GODDD???? Just discovered this. It’s so good 😭 it tastes better than normal Coke Zero🙏 I love it so much”. A light pour of grapefruit gin keeps the drink strong enough to match their chaotic edtwt energy, but still sharp and refreshing, echoing lines like “I am locked in. I’m in the trenches. I’m getting skinny.”. The Greek yogurt foam with honey is a playful tribute to their endless ‘sexy bowl’ era, inspired by tweets like “managed to get greek yoghurt, prepare for a sexy bowl tomorrow” and “I’m so excited for my breakfast bowl tomorrow oh lawwddd I will make it so pretty and tasty ohhhh”. A dash of bitters and pinch of sea salt stand in for the self-deprecating dark humor and emotional whiplash of posts like “Worst anorexic award goes toooooo: ME I FUCKING SUCK 🎉🎉🎊🎊 (fr if I don’t start losing weight again soon y’all are invited to my funeral)”. Finally, a bright lemon peel twist captures the hopeful, slightly dramatic flair in moments such as “Guys please pray that i will get the traineeship!! I don’t wanna be a fat unemployed loser anymore 🙏” and the pure serotonin of “I GOT A BTS PRESALE TICKET OMG I love life”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is strongly shaped by ambition and a results-first focus on weight loss and appearance, even at significant personal cost. They openly say they “need drastic weight loss that makes everyone worry, like right now” in “I need drastic weight loss that makes everyone worry, like right now”, which shows a desire not just to change themselves, but to have that change noticed and felt by others. They frame restriction as a strategic tool, writing that if they can’t restrict they will “just take my Ritalin” in “Public announcement: locking in again tomorrow this can’t continue. If I can’t restrict I will just take my Ritalin 🙏”, reflecting Slytherin-style resourcefulness and willingness to bend rules to reach a goal. The way they talk about being “locked in” and “in the trenches” in “I am locked in. I’m in the trenches. I’m getting skinny.” shows a driven, almost militaristic determination rather than a purely emotional or community-focused approach. Even when joking, they tie self-worth to hitting specific metrics like weight, BMI, and step streaks, celebrating with competitive flair in “new bmi who want me now 😛😛😛(one at a time ladies)” and “50 day step streak I’m very proud of myself”. This blend of ambition, strategic self-management, and focus on recognition fits Slytherin more convincingly than the other houses.

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The song Control fits Sora because it captures the feeling of being ruled by an inner demon and trying to regain control, which mirrors how they talk about their ED and self-image. They joke darkly about their disorder, like in “Worst anorexic award goes toooooo: ME I FUCKING SUCK 🎉🎉🎊🎊 (fr if I don’t start losing weight again soon y’all are invited to my funeral)”, similar to Halsey’s mix of vulnerability and menace. Their obsession with drastic change and validation shows in tweets like “I need drastic weight loss that makes everyone worry, like right now” and “I will not feel like a „valid“ anorexic until I’m underweight.”, echoing the song’s themes of identity and worth being tied to pain. The line in their bio about old SH scars and the tweet “the fact that I have „my flaws burn through my skin“ tattooed on my old SH scars just hit me hard again” reflects the same raw self-loathing and self-mythologizing that runs through Control. Even their half-playful, half-desperate comments about restriction and fasting, like “Public announcement: locking in again tomorrow this can’t continue. If I can’t restrict I will just take my Ritalin 🙏”, match the song’s tension between wanting help and clinging to the monster inside.

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