Coldfuckingcan
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David's quirky, absurd humor and tendency to say outrageous things make him reminiscent of Ralph Wiggum. Just like Ralph, who often delivers nonsensical lines like 'I'm a bad little boy,' David's tweets often reflect a similar childlike innocence mixed with a bizarre perspective on life. His playful absurdity, seen in tweets like 'Gonna make a dick tattoo on my dick,' aligns well with Ralph's unpredictable nature.

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🌀 Absurdist humorist & aspiring cult leader | 🎲 D&D enthusiast with a knack for chaos | 📸 Capturing the surreal in suburban Sweden | 🌌 Join me on my spiritual journey of memes and madness!– @Coldfuckingcan

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David's cunning and resourceful nature aligns him with Slytherin. His ability to navigate different online cultures, as seen in his tweet about the contrast between Tumblr and Twitter, showcases his adaptability. Furthermore, his ambition to 'amass an army in my name' reflects the Slytherin drive for leadership and influence. His dark humor and fascination with the macabre, such as 'I wonder what I can do so my time in hell will be comfy,' also resonate with Slytherin's more ambitious and sometimes morally ambiguous traits.

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This song's ethereal and surreal quality aligns with David's exploration of absurdity and his introspective nature. The lyrics often delve into themes of existentialism and the strange aspects of life, which mirror David's contemplative tweets like 'I want to take more photos, but I cannot photo the horror of consciousness.' The song's atmospheric sound complements his unique perspective on reality.

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