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Your Simpsons character
Their chaotic and rebellious nature mirrors Bart Simpson's personality. Tweets like 'Reaching for the officer’s gun because I don’t want another speeding ticket' are reminiscent of Bart's mischievous antics. Both have a knack for pushing boundaries and stirring trouble, as seen in 'The next cashier that prompts me for a tip is going in my trunk when they clock out.' Their love for absurd humor and disregard for authority make them a perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their chaotic creativity and love for debate align with the ENTP personality type. Tweets like 'someone should make a perp exchange where I can put up extra body parts I don’t need as collateral' showcase their innovative and unconventional thinking. Their humor, as seen in 'Blowing my head open in front of the cashier if I am short a dollar,' reflects an extroverted and playful nature. They thrive on pushing boundaries and exploring new ideas, hallmarks of the ENTP type.

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Chaotic crypto enthusiast | Dark humor connoisseur | Baja Blast for breakfast, $GME for dessert | Milady maximalist | Living life one absurd tweet at a time.– @coldsapporo

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The 'Chaotic Blast' embodies their wild and unpredictable personality. Baja Blast represents their love for chaos, as seen in 'Baja blast and Cheetos for breakfast stomach on fire.' The vodka and Red Bull reflect their high-energy, risk-taking lifestyle, like 'Smoke a blunt wash it down with miller high life then see how fast my car can go.' The crushed Cheetos rim adds a touch of absurdity, while the edible glitter mirrors their love for the outrageous.

Your Hogwarts House
Their cunning and ambition, as seen in 'Going to McDonald’s with no money and launching a pump fun rug while waiting in line to order,' align with Slytherin traits. They are resourceful and thrive in chaotic situations, like 'My coins will all magically 4x when I wake up or I will drive my car into oncoming traffic.' Their provocative humor and edgy personality reflect the house's darker tendencies. While not malicious, their tweets suggest a sharp wit and willingness to push boundaries.

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This song captures their chaotic and unpredictable nature. Tweets like 'Getting high and cutting each of my fingers off' reflect the song's themes of madness and self-awareness. Their humor and lifestyle, as seen in 'Baja blast and Cheetos for breakfast stomach on fire,' align with the song's quirky yet profound vibe. It's a fitting anthem for their unique, offbeat personality.

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