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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is sensitive, intelligent, lonely, and often feels misunderstood. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and introspective about their mental health, wondering if they might have a specific diagnosis and feeling unsure about speaking up: “lowk feel like i have osdd or udd after trying to research disorders similar for years but i feel like im too much of a chud to like say anything abt it, 💔”. They frequently feel excluded or less valued by friends, mirroring Lisa’s recurring storyline of social isolation: “I wish my friends cared about me as much as they care for eachother, ive been trying to tell them im not doing well without saying it outright and its been so obvious but no one notices” and “when my friends dont reply to my msgs and my irl friends exclude me from their group so i lowkey just kms”. Their desire for connection and more DMs shows Lisa’s deep craving for genuine companionship and validation: “i wish i got more dms,, ☹️ guys pls im lonely.... i have like no friends #shtwt”. At the same time, their strong interests in games and fandoms (Minecraft, ARGs, specific characters) parallel Lisa’s intense hyperfixations on her hobbies and causes, showing a thoughtful, passionate inner world that others don’t always see or understand.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their main joys are solitary or online activities like Minecraft and ARGs, and they repeatedly describe feeling lonely and excluded, e.g. wishing people would DM them because they “have like no friends” “i wish i got more dms,, ☹️ guys pls im lonely.... i have like no friends #shtwt” and feeling ignored by friends “I wish my friends cared about me as much as they care for eachother…”. They lean toward intuition (N) over sensing: they constantly catastrophize and interpret events through emotional/meaning-heavy narratives rather than concrete facts, like assuming friends secretly hate them “I need new friends because im convinced all my friends secretly hate me and think im annoying” and worrying if people would really miss them if they died “would my friends really miss me or are they just lying?”. Their communication is highly feeling (F): decisions and self-worth are framed in terms of emotions, relationships and guilt, such as punishing themselves for hypersexual urges after trauma “it makes me feel disgusting, half the time I cut because i feel like i need to punish myself for having urges” and intense emotional reactions to perceived anger from friends “i can hear the annoyance/anger in one of my friends voice omg im gonna fucking cut myself”. They seem more perceiving (P) than judging, often procrastinating and being impulsive rather than structured, like planning to wash their hair but getting distracted by fanart “told myself 'im gonna wash my hair today!!' instead i scrolled on tumblr and twt for ethan winters fanart” and setting up to relapse but “got lazy” “I meant to relapse tonight, had everything set up but got lazy”. Overall, the strong emotional introspection, idealization of friendships, imaginative fandom fixation, and lack of rigid structure best fit INFP: an introverted, idealistic feeler who lives mostly in their inner emotional world and struggles to translate that into stable, organized behavior.

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Cole | 14 | he/it | Minecraft + ARG enjoyer, RE: Ethan Winters enthusiast, always learning new games and lore. Once cleaned my room for shelf space only.– @cole_e1oce

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The blue raspberry soda with popping candy rim captures their loud, online, sparkly gamer energy and shtwt social side, craving DMs and moots: “i wish i got more dms,, ☹️ guys pls im lonely.... i have like no friends #shtwt” and “𑣲 #promotwt #moothunt 𐔌 cole 🎮 he/it ◞”. The shot of sour apple syrup is for the sharp bitterness and self-hate under the cuteness, like “i should kms” and “im such a chud i reaalllyy dont wanna go to school today”. A splash of pomegranate juice brings a dark, blood-red streak that mirrors their self-harm focus and fixation on styros: “Just realized my cuts r baby styros so i lowkey need to put more pressure yayayayay (✿^‿^)”. The cotton candy cloud on top stands for their soft, puppyboy, plushie, and ARG-loving side, sweet and childlike even in the middle of heavy stuff: “Finished cleaning my room!! These spots were the worst ones so Im really glad theyre clean now! (The plushies are in that spot while I wait for my shelf to come in…” and “i really wanna learn how to 1. play phighting and 2. learn the lore of phighting 😞”. Finally, the edible glitter and tiny paper Minecraft sword garnish nod to their hyperfixations and ARG/minecraft brainrot, making the drink look like something you’d sip while scrolling fanart and lore: “I luv minecraft and minecraft args ok,,,,,, ” and “Everytime i realize my main interests is minecraft i feel like a goddamn toddler with an ipad 2 inches from its face”. This cocktail is light and sweet on the surface, but with a sour, dark undercurrent—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Cole shows strong Hufflepuff traits of wanting connection, care, and mutual support despite feeling extremely lonely and hurt. They repeatedly express a deep desire for friends and genuine interaction, like when they say “i wish i got more dms,, ☹️ guys pls im lonely.... i have like no friends #shtwt” and emphasize wanting people to play games with and teach them, as in “Goshh i wish someone would play pressure with me and teach me how to play grace...... Gee i sure do wish someone would play those games with mee sigghhhh.....”. Even when they’re immersed in a self-harm community, they highlight the kindness they see in others: “i used to be against shtwt because everyone always made it seem everyone hated eachother but like everyone is so kind and sweet and they look out for eachother”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-like appreciation for warmth and mutual care. Their hurt often stems specifically from not feeling valued or noticed by friends, e.g. “I wish my friends cared about me as much as they care for eachother, ive been trying to tell them im not doing well... but no one notices”, and “I need new friends because im convinced all my friends secretly hate me and think im annoying”, showing that loyalty and inclusion are central to what they crave. They also show a willingness to support others in small ways, like sending good wishes on holidays and to moots, for example “Happy holiday oomfs!!!!!! Enjoy it and take care of urself!” and “happy new year moots!! (≧▽≦)”, which fits Hufflepuff’s quietly caring nature more than any drive for glory (Gryffindor), cleverness for its own sake (Ravenclaw), or ambition and control (Slytherin). Overall, their core pain and longing revolve around belonging, kindness, and being cared for, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff values.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of dark self-hatred, teen angst, and desire for attention and connection. They frequently express suicidal thoughts and self-harm urges, like when they say “i should kms” and “how my friends will feel when i eventually kill myself”, mirroring the song’s fixation on death and wasted youth. Their self-punishing relationship with their body and urges—“half the time I cut because i feel like i need to punish myself for having urges”—parallels the song’s themes of shame and self-destruction. At the same time, they crave being noticed and loved, shown in “i wish i got more dms,, ☹️ guys pls im lonely.... i have like no friends”, which echoes the song’s longing for validation and a more glamorous, cared-for life. Their identity as a queer, lonely, fandom-immersed teen—“14,, wip bio he/it trans loser… I luv minecraft and minecraft args”—fits the track’s perspective of a young person feeling like a misfit, watching an idealized version of teenage life from the outside.

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