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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the show's intelligent, environmentally‑conscious student, which matches Colin's Ocean Science/Ecology major and his research‑cruise posts such as 'Research cruise starts tomorrow morning and I will (try) to post any cool pictures of zooplankton'. Like Lisa, he is highly critical of incompetent leadership, venting about soccer management in tweets like 'Another year, another choked league title' and 'Is there a worse manager in world football at platforming players than Arteta?'. He also shares Lisa’s passion for pop‑culture and anime, noting 'In other news new season of Ranma is out' and 'This is lowkey so Umineko coded…'. His frequent profanity and frustration, e.g., 'I HATE coding I HATE data analysis And I ESPECIALLY HATE R', echo Lisa’s occasional exasperated outbursts when faced with injustice. Overall, his blend of academic focus, environmental interest, critical thinking and occasional sarcastic anger makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's constant, upbeat posting style (e.g., "Japan I am inside of you [picture]") shows extraversion, as they share experiences and react publicly. They focus on concrete, sensory details such as "Dock flooding by the ship cuz the tide is near 10 ft." and "Research cruise starts tomorrow morning," indicating a sensing preference. Their critiques of managers and tactical analysis ("Goal changes nothing. We won’t win anything this season because this starting XI…") demonstrate logical, thinking‑based decision making. They display a flexible, spontaneous approach, quickly adapting to changes like "Research cruise got postponed" and planning impromptu travel ("Going to be in Japan, Korea, and Hong Kong for a month…"). Overall, the blend of action‑oriented commentary, concrete observations, analytical critique, and adaptability aligns best with an ESTP personality.

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Marine researcher, anime geek, and skeptical sports fan. Once chased a seagull on a research cruise while live‑tweeting a Bears game.– @ColinKhann

Your signature cocktail
The Shinbo Sea Surge mixes Japanese whisky and yuzu for a crisp, anime‑inspired bite, while blue Curaçao gives it a deep ocean hue that nods to Colin’s Ocean Science major. A dash of ginger syrup adds a spicy bite reflecting his frustration with the Bears and Arsenal, "Goal changes nothing. We won’t win anything this season because this starting XI has proven he is not brave enough to make it at the top level." The cocktail is finished with a splash of cola, a playful homage to his recurring "#BOSH" chant, as he posted "Research cruise starts tomorrow morning and I will (try) to post any cool pictures of zooplankton I get after they are processed #BOSH 👊👊" and "In other news new season of Ranma is out BOSH 🍻🍻👊". The drink’s layered flavors capture his love for Japanese pop culture, the sea, and the relentless grind of a sports fan, while the bright yuzu lifts the mood like his "#COYG #DaBears" optimism. Each sip feels like a wave of anime energy crashing over a bitter game‑day reality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and strategic thinking, as seen in tweets like "I love that we are trying for Bouaddi in January. Try to get him in before the competition ramps up, this is one we can’t miss out on under any circumstances" and "Don’t activate Hincapie’s clause and get Jacquet. Simple". They are ruthless in criticism of management, calling Arteta "is not brave enough" and demanding changes, e.g., "Goal changes nothing. We won’t win anything this season because this starting XI has proven he is not brave enough to make it at the top level". Their drive to succeed and willingness to manipulate situations, such as "Stg Frank to Spurs and Iraola to Chelsea is 100000 9/11s man wdym my favorite managers are going to my biggest opps while I’m stuck with Xaarteta", reflects the cunning and resourceful traits of Slytherin. Additionally, their competitive spirit and desire to dominate, evident in "Another year, another choked league title" and "Japan I am inside of you", further underscores an ambitious mindset.

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The user’s constant lament about never breaking a league‑title – for example 'Another year, another choked league title.' and 'Just end the season I cba genuinely same shit every fucking year.' – mirrors the fatalistic chorus of Linkin Park’s 'In the End' ('I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter'). Their frustration with coaching decisions is evident in tweets like 'Is there a worse manager in world football at platforming players than Arteta?' and 'Every single year you can point to a decision where Arteta plays it safe and every year it costs us', echoing the song’s theme of futile effort. They also feel stuck in endless loops, as shown by 'Staring into the abyss rn (the 13 year old excel spreadsheet with data that hasn’t been sorted)', which aligns with the line 'All I know, I tried my best, it’s still not enough'. Even when they try to escape the grind – 'Research cruise starts tomorrow morning...' and 'Gonna be in Japan, Korea, and Hong Kong for a month...' – the desire to break free is captured by the song’s yearning for a fresh start. All these elements make 'In the End' a perfect anthem for their emotional landscape.

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