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Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: bright, self-aware, and emotionally intense, but also overwhelmed and struggling with mental health. Like Lisa, they care about learning and languages, saying “my mother tongue is bahasa indoneaia… i currently learning japanese at school, arabic in middle school and mandarin at home”, and have strong opinions and morals, for example drawing boundaries with others: “cheating raping incest shit bru dni if u like those”. Their timeline shows a lot of self-criticism and despair, such as “i wish i wasnt mentally ill… whats the point of living i fucking hate my life”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent episodes of depression and existential doubt. At the same time, they still push themselves at school and feel pressure about grades and performance, as seen in “my grades is mid i cant even draw anymore” and “it stings so bad i have a presentation today bro”, echoing Lisa’s perfectionism and academic stress. Finally, their mix of caring about recovery (“pro recov”) while feeling spiritually guilty and confused about faith, like “even if i kms ik im going to hell, not heaven. god why did u make me this way”, also fits Lisa’s ongoing struggle to reconcile her ideals, emotions, and beliefs.

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Sho • 16 • multilingual student juggling anime, Cookie Run, and recovery. Once sang ‘Kawaikute Gomen’ in class and survived to tweet about it.– @colonelmilize

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ᯓ★ Shoko’s Recovery Cut-tail is a light but sneaky drink, like lychee soju that seems soft until it suddenly hits, mirroring their tired but chaotic energy in “its 3 pm and im so fucking tired im gonna sleep after i change my uniform 🥀🥀” and “its 8 AM. at school and my hair is already greasy fucking hate my life”. Blackberry syrup with chili stands for the mix of sweetness and anger when they vent in “i fucking hate that bitch is it that HARD to not say anything rude everyday” and “this is why i quit sh, too many sweats 🥹🤞🏻 shtt is too competitive lmfao corny ass”. Yuzu soda adds a sharp, fizzy brightness for their playful side in gaming and fandoms like “roblox is too boring.. my fav game is steal a brainrot i think 😭😭” and their hyper promotwt posts such as “sho,they ,16 [SHTWT] pro recov looking for interactive moot!”. The activated charcoal sugar rim represents the dark, intrusive thoughts and self-harm struggle in “I WANNA RELAPSE BUT I CANT💔💔💔💔 cutter gua tumpul ajg” and “i wish i wasnt mentally ill… whats the point of living i fucking hate my life”, but it’s still edged with sweetness, showing they’re pro‑recovery. Finally, the edible silver glitter nods to their aesthetic, online energy, and desire for connection in “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ADD ME ON DISCORD/TIKTOK/COOKIE RUN… PLEASEEEEEEEEEE”, turning all the chaos into something that still manages to sparkle.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of impulsive, emotionally intense reactions and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is right, which fits Gryffindor’s boldness. For instance, they snap back at people minimizing thinness struggles, writing “oh stfu bitch I've been called a 'stick' 'skeleton body' since i was 6… 'that means u have worms inside ur stomach' SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP”, which shows hot‑blooded courage in defending themselves. They react fiercely to someone being rude with “'you're so sensitive!' what do expect bitch you're being so rude to me rn… this is why your man ghosted u” and “i fucking hate that bitch is it that HARD to not say anything rude everyday”, prioritizing calling out perceived injustice over keeping the peace. They also take strong moral stances on dark topics in fandom, saying “cheating raping incest shit bru dni if u like those idgaf if u can tell the difference between fiction and reality” and mocking rape jokes in “'hahaha guys!! look! i made a rape joke im sooooo funnyyyyyy'”, which reflects the Gryffindor trait of loudly defending their values. Even when discussing their own self‑harm struggles, there’s a raw, reckless edge—like “WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST STAB MY THIGH” and repeatedly saying they “wanna relapse”—that points more to impulsive, intense Gryffindor energy than the calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin or the measured calm of Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is bury a friend by Billie Eilish because it captures intrusive, self-destructive thoughts and a complicated relationship with one’s own mind, which mirrors their ongoing struggle with self-harm and mental health, like when they say “i wish i wasnt mentally ill. i couldn't do anything properly💔 ... whats the point of living i fucking hate my life”. The song’s eerie, confessional tone and themes of hurting oneself align with their repeated urges to relapse and self-harm, such as “I WANNQ CUTTTTTTT should've bring my cutter to school” and “im gonna relapse...ok?”. At the same time, they identify as “pro recov” and interact a lot with recovery spaces, shown in “ᯓ★ sho,they ,16 [SHTWT] pro recov looking for interactive moot!”, which fits the song’s push-pull between wanting to stop and still being drawn toward pain. The track’s dark, alternative pop style also matches their interests and online aesthetic, reflected in their goth-leaning bat and star username decoration and their comfort with censored shtwt. Overall, bury a friend balances raw self-hatred, fear, and a desire to change in a way that strongly resonates with their tweets and bio.

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