ColosalCunt
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Your Simpsons character
Gooseman’s blend of humor, impulsiveness, and hidden sentimentality mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, he has a knack for making questionable decisions, such as betting on UFC fights despite poor outcomes, as seen in 'Welp gamers I once again Bett on the wrong Fighter.' However, his love for his friends and quirky humor, like 'Throw me to the therapists and they’re coming back pregnant,' adds a layer of relatability and charm.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gooseman’s extroverted energy and chaotic humor, as seen in 'Throw me to the therapists and they’re coming back pregnant,' align with ENFP traits. His sentimental side, shown in 'I tell my friends I love them,' reflects the emotional depth of this type. Additionally, his creative analogies, like comparing Minecraft fishing to finding a murder weapon, highlight the imaginative thinking characteristic of ENFPs.

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Gaming enthusiast | UFC bettor (bad at it) | Rifle aesthetics appreciator | Self-deprecating humorist | Sentimental chaos incarnate | Catch me betting wrong & simping for rifle waifus.– @ColosalCunt

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The 'Chaotic Goose' reflects Gooseman’s energetic and humorous personality. Whiskey symbolizes his boldness, while the white energy drink nods to his tweet about drinking '3 white monsters.' Grenadine adds a hint of sweetness, representing his sentimental side, as seen in 'I tell my friends I love them.' The goose-shaped ice cube is a playful homage to his username.

Your Hogwarts House
Gooseman’s loyalty and sentimental side, as seen in 'I tell my friends I love them, they mean a lot even if I’m bad at showing it,' align with Hufflepuff values. His dedication to his interests like gaming and UFC also reflects the hardworking nature of this house. While he has a chaotic humor streak, it’s grounded in a genuine and caring personality, making him a perfect fit for Hufflepuff.

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This upbeat, quirky anthem fits Gooseman’s chaotic yet endearing personality. His humorous tweets, like 'Throw me to the therapists and they’re coming back pregnant,' and his optimistic attitude despite setbacks, such as 'Welp gamers I once again Bett on the wrong Fighter,' align with the song’s playful and resilient vibe.

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